Chocolate cake, Gameboy... or me?

Chocolate cake, Gameboy... or me?

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gameboy

chocolate cake of course, I have an emulator and anime waifus

Her

>chocolate : lose gains
>sex : lose gains
>gameboy : don't lose gains

Gameboy

Damn she is toned. They don't make them like that anymore.

bitch can't stop me from taking all 3

I mean you can fuck the cake, right?

>sex: lose gains

excuse me?

Why were expressions so exaggerated back in the 80s? It's pretty

(You)

Play the game boy while you feed me chocolate cake.

tummy

This

>cardio

get out

you obviously don't lift weights

judge dredd

or.. robocop...?

something like that

>*unzips dick*

pls

A jimmy johns sandwich and the gameboy, fuck out my face with the other two unless it's chocolate pie

>Gameboy
You think im a Nintenyearold you dumb bitch?
Fuck off, eat that cake and get fat.

You sound like an old man.

at least he's /fit/ I guess

You obviously have no gains to lose.

Gibs me dat gameboy

Why not all four?

smear the cake on her face and boobies
take out gameboy batteries, put them in her butt, throw gameboy against wall like a mad baby and break it
have sex with her, fish out batteries with my tongue and clean her chocolate

>implying anyone on Sup Forums does
Good one lad.

no option for a cakeboy?

People like you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

You are a cakeboy

>throw gameboy against wall like a mad baby and break it
>break it
I see you don't know about the gameboy

I can read her lips perfectly since I am deaf. She says:

>"Chocolate cake, Gameboy, AND me".

So you don't have to actually choose one. If you did, your loss.

no i'm not

I got a better answer for you bby.

All 3 at ONCE.

Gameboy without a cartridge, nice going.

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age was indeterminate in the 90's. for instance this woman was 33 years old when this commercial was filmed

If you're deaf how did you even type that post faggot

I WANT THAT CAKE!

Oh my bad

I do but in a shitty way, I've got two 5kg dumbbells and just take them both and do as many curls as I can wich is about 15 because I'm weak, and I do this like three times a day
Am I doing it wrong?

That cake is looking pretty good right now.

considering how much that weird Asian frog boy looks like Geoff the Hero, he probably doesn't know about anything

What? I can't hear you.

Her bend over, cake on back and gameboy in my hands.

Why the fuck would you ever choose only one.

dont underestimate a mad baby

Who?

It's all about the sets and reps, man. Do you even /fit/?

>Yes, you're doing it wrong.

fucking

pimp

M-Mommy

I have cake in the fridge and a Gamboy emulator.
Really makes you think

dw you should be Broly-tier in about a month.

>my way or the highway: the lifestyle

I like working out but fuck asking anybody's opinion on that shit, ever. Insecure ladyboys in gorilla bodies, the lot of 'em.

How much would that gameboy fetch on ebay?

>3DPD
>cowtits
>manface
I'd question the value of the life of the person who would choose anything but the cake or the gameboy.

god i wish this was porn

What should I do then?

>not cowgirling
>implying it's not about shooting the gains out of your dick

The modern reason to build muscle through dedicated exercise is to attract attention.

If you are denying women to preserve "gains", you might be a faggot.

That'd be a life where the person has had sex before.

please don't hex me dude I'm already fighting off like 10 curses

Depends on the accesories.
Cake if you get me a fork, gameboy if you get me a good game like Super mario land 2 or you If you get some nice fluffy K-Line fursuit

You picked m-me?

>curls
good job picking the most useless exercise for a beginner.
enjoy looking like a retarded curl bro.

Put on some clothes you ugly fat bitch. No one wants to see that.

The gameboy is worth the most

I could make a video like this with my fwb milf coworker.

Not a commercial. Also, not 33.

>genuinely would prefer the cake

I think I ought to think I'm broken in some way but I would definitely enjoy eating that cake more than an hour and a bit of sex, or a gameboy game I would only play off and on for a week.

>he lifts for women

what a faggot

>Diabetes
>AIDS
>Autism
I'd rather not

>talking shit about straight bar curls
Nigga.

Then tell me what to do instead.

judgmental cunt. sorry. go cry in your not-mom's lap and cry about it, you'll feel better. she's probably taking like three other dicks so it's no loss to her

One game boy please.

What if your job requieres you to be fit?

Her. Chocolate cake and a Gameboy are easy enough to get.

You want this cake?

an easy choice

crawl in* damn it

Doing it wrong. Do not listen to /fit/. If you want to see female empowerment in action, watch a bunch of apes in tanktops argue over who can press more to attract some hottie while she's busy walking out with the dude who has a nice car.

>AIDS

But she's white

@348929032
I don't deal with faggots like (You)

This will never not give me a boner

What if she's easier than a game boy?

do it post results

NO WAY FAG

So preggers, even worse.
(You)
Uhhhh, fuck offf???

You can go online and buy a gameboy
You can go out and buy a chocolate cake or make your own
Delicious /ss/ mommy sex is something you cannot buy.

Give her to the bull. Sell the gameboy on ebay to nostalgiafags. Eat the cake.

homo

that guy's stance tho

I remember the first time we had an "@" when THAT was going on. More lids were flipped than a hat store before a baseball game.

It's not even ironic shitposting, it's just a surefire sign that you're in the wrong neighborhood. Would be careful if I were you.

This user gets it.

I don't see why I can't have all 3

Fuck the bitch while eating the cake. Sell the gameboy on ebay later.

Directors were better and actually directed. Nowadays it's just low test jews who direct "ok, just read the line and say it funny"

What game is that?

Sauce?

What country?

I reckon you can

wat game?