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Welcome to the Ubisoft team user!

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Nuke Canada.

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Why would I want to work somewhere that's named after a pirate mocking my erectile dysfunction

When can they make another Rayman game like 2 or 3?

>those 2 special snowflakes with that generic blue hair

Wow, what an original and creative hair color thats never been done before!

Isn't Ubisoft Montreal like thousands of people?

Women aren't a majority

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I bet that entire room smells like warm fishsticks and clammy body odor

considering the state of their modern games, hopefully never ever

Did they actually make any games or it just a PR stunt?

Hello virgen what's your problem with women? Where did they touch you? oh wait NOWHERE

Does this mean I have my own private bathroom?

>they will remake Rayman M with p2w weapons and perks and season pass

mark my words user

Wow, Ubisoft employs a lot of "Administrative Assistants" and "Executive Assistants"

>t. scene girl with blue hair

eewww

So diverse.

Where did it all go so wrong brehs?

"sooo which one of you is the senior diversity officer?"

>vagina, how original
Go jerk it to MLP loser

But the only one blue here is you ;)

Imagine when they're all on their period.

When will you "gamers" realize you're losing at the best game of all.
Life.

Leave this place you filthy roastie.

PR. Those are probably all the secretaries, HR management people, etc from the entire company.

No u

I wonder how many of them are still working at Bioware.

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their office must smell like fish 24/7

>roastie
Lol at you filthy clopper

this is great comedy but you KNOW if white guy made those comments about anyone else they'd be fired on the spot

Meet this!

*unzips dick*

>All those blue haired time bombs

Better run

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Cool.

Now show the much larger portion of male employees that eclipse that little band of women.

imma fuck dis bitch, dat bitch and dat sansa looking bitch.

I'm perfectly happy with my life.
Check mate, normies.

They've probably got sync'd periods too so it would happen all at once

front row, second from the left looks decent too, imo

>all those blue haired time bombs

There's fucking 2 of them user, can you not count?

That's 2 too many.

sansa looks seducing. she's probably fucked over plenty of men in her life and is proud.

not that user but nigga seeing even one bomb is enough for me to get out of there
i dont give a fuck if there were 50, i aint wasting time counting

>Not living on the edge
Stick your dick in that bomb, user
Stick your dick in crazy

>secretaries, HR department, online marketing

not pictured: the code monkey males that slave away to actually make the games

Every time some faggot posts something about "hey ME Andromeda doesn't look too bad" this needs to be posted.

i like the look in the guy to the left's eyes
the look of a man who is dead inside

they probably hate eachother

That's the look of a man who has already sent out hundreds of applications to other places, begging to get out of the prison he's in.

Looks kinda shooped ya know...

I'd be glad to work with only women. I'd be among the smartest people there; half of them would be unconsciously vying for my attention, even if they have no intention of fucking me; and I could spend my down time shipping them.

>code monkey males
>Slave away

What's the problem? The expendable men are in their place.

Oh, a fat one, guys

Lol

How long before this guy snaps and shoots up the Studio?

Do the code monkeys get up and get coffee when they go to their job?

Holy shit is this their team?
No wonder they're games are shit now

Don't worry, it won't be long until papa vivendi throws them out the door.

Hey, at least you are bound to get laid.

Do they go to boring meetings?

Half of the people in the top photo look like they don't evenfucking know theres a photo goin gon

so this is why all their games are shit and the last AC had a tranny in is

AC4 had a tranny too.

>blacks
>tumblr hair
>trophy white guy in the middle
>literal army of vaginas
HOLY SHIT WHY CANT ALL COMPANIES BE THIS MUCH BASED 10/10

this fucking horde of feminism gets to contribute more to gaming than i ever will and deep down inside that kills my soul and optimism

Yeah, this. That's why they're standing so far apart. If two dudes walked in one day with the same dyed hair color, it'd be an amusing bro moment. If two chicks walk in so much as carrying the same, incredibly popular purse design, they will tear each others' throats out insidiously through nasty rumors and slow, psychological terrorism

t. bank office worker, pretty much the most corporate environment you can get on a salary.

>AC4 had a tranny too.
na that was actually historically accurate.

Is this nice

>ucking horde of feminism gets to contribute more to gaming than i ever will and deep down inside that kills my soul and optimism

this is impressive they went out of there way to only hire ugly girls so they don't fight

I wonder which one of them had blue hair first and if they were pissed when the other came in on picture day with it.

Women can't even maintain friendships with people they've known since kindergarten, i've seen girls shit on their childhood friends and alienate them at the drop of a hat, fuck i do not envy women's psychological nature

I know a Mexican guy who worked for EA Vancouver but now he is working at Ubisoft

If only all dev teams looked like pic related we wouldn't have any bad games.

I won't play a game developed by vapid cunts like those.

They literally all look the same

Put us out of our missery

Sean Murray's ugly beard still makes me want to barf.

I really cant for the life of me figure out what this pic shows i thought it was a mole or spider but i really cant figure it out

ALAHA AKBAR!

but only white people do that user

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Can't hurt.

so, they hired people only because their appearance (being a woman) and not their capacity?

is this equality for the modern world?

Not getting me motherfucker.
Immunity cat is a permanent effect that can't be removed.

>no mans sky
>not a bad game

This

irony hard amirite?

And that's where I resign on the same day.

>so, they hired people only because their appearance (being a woman) and not their capacity?
Why do you make that assumption?

You're trying too hard.

fuck you thats cleevr but fuck you.

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This always makes me smile, just think of the hate in that office

Is he cute?

its the brain bug I got

if diversity and same opportunities are for everyone how can you have a workplace with more than 50 people with only women?

don' t you find that weird?

I applied for Treyarch the other day and they ask if Im black or a trannie, ffs I just want to work with what I like and get out of my shitty country.

Underrated.

>and the last AC had a tranny in is
No that was because the internet got buttmad about there not being a female character model for the co-op in AC Unity and shat all over Ubisoft for it because they said that they didn't include one due to the added development cost.
After that they overcompensated in AC Syndicate to ludicrous extremes. No one batting an eye that Evie wears pants in the fucking 19th century would be strange but excusable because she's an exception but they made every fucking street gang consist 50% of women in pants.
I guess in their alternate history the fact that pants only became mainstream fashion for women some time in the 1960s was a lie made up by the Templars or some shit.

>"This is great! I'm sure I'll fit in wonderfully around here, and I look forward to making the best of my time here!"
>meanwhile in my head I am thinking "I can't fucking wait until I've saved up enough money to open my own studio."

Imagine the pussy stank in that place.

Fucking hell