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KURVA

This triggers the Soulsfag.

Name one thing whoreson jr. did wrong. Just one.

he met ciri

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Nobody cares anymore

E rehctiW

Now put japanese dub on that and it's JRPG.
Bravo.

I started playing this game for a bit last year. All was going well until I got to the first boss (Gryphon) and kept dying. After that I kinda gave up. How do I kill that shit so I can advance? I am a shitty casual.

>playing a DRM free game on Steam

use silver sord

>buying a DRM free game

WITCHER THREE

wow all those meme games

BEAbMAK 3

use the crossbow whenever it starts flying

quen constantly

fucking roll

if you're truly stuck and can't beat it while just doing the above, buy some supplies for bombs and the potion that it's weak to and craft them

>buying games

WIEDZMAN

>There are more people playing Rome 2 then any other Total War

quen?

Sidestep or roll. Don't attack its face, attack the flanks. Stop being a shitter.

So I haven't been to Sup Forums for a while. Did you guys realize that the story is complete childish mess because the people who wrote the first two games either left or moved on to Cyberpunk?

the shield sign

you shouldn't be getting hit at all with how easy the game is but quen makes it literally trivial because the few times you do get hit will do no damage

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Yrden, trap it with yrden.

i sneeze better graphics than that

Best dub
youtube.com/watch?v=wPHpqG_bjq8

For a modded NWN engine I doubt you could do better

YOU COME DOWN AND TRAP IT

Witcher 3.

South Slav detected.

there's so much to do in Witcher 3

You got Ciri to become a witcher, right user? You didn't put her in a shitty life of politics and boredom, right? You were a good parent and gave her the life she wanted?
Okay, just checking to make sure.

>CSI theme on background
>YYEEEEEEEEAAAA

how can you not defeat the first boss ?
>GIT
>GUT

have you ever played the tutorial ?

On sale on GOG right now along with the rest of the series in case you don't already know

is it fallout 4 though

Any tips for Death March?

Avoid wolf packs.

>Kill Detlaff
>Tell Damien that Henrietta's sister wanted to kill her
>Don't tell Henrietta that her sister wanted to kill her since it would completely destroy the mood of Geralt's ceremony, but I tell her that should be punished like any other criminal
>She fucking GIVES HER A HUG and gets stabbed like a bitch with her own crown

Fuck my life

Witcher 3

I'd recommend the mod which removes soft locking onto targets.
That way you get more control over your swings and can even attack multiple opponents effectively.
This should really be an option in the gameplay section, improves combat tenfold.

Yeah on very early levels wolves where more dangerious than anything else because of their crazy jump attack spamming.

Why is Shani such a slut?

When do I start getting good looking armor?

I'm level 23 and every armor piece makes me look like i have a beer gut.

She is, the first time you read about her dandelion asks her to go find geralt and when he meets with them she got fucked by him.

Gotta go scavenger hunting for Witcher gear

First off collect every possible witcher armor schematic.
Then make wolf armor.

>not rolling with white shirt

Havent played Blood and wine, is it worth playing lads?

Yes

>Havent played Blood and wine
See here is where you fucked up.

Just finished the game yesterday.
Why is Geralt treated like shit by every character in the game ? Especially the sorceresses, I couldn't stomach those cunts after a certain point. And Ciri is one of the biggest Mary Sue I've seen in vidya, she deserved a good slap in the face several times..

Because hes a male, women simply get treated better because people want to fuck em.

>Why is Geralt treated like shit by every character in the game

Because he's a witcher, cmon bro how'd you miss it

>Why is Geralt treated like shit by every character in the game
He's a witcher
>especially sorceresses
The sorceresses are cunts to everybody

>Why is Geralt treated like shit by every character in the game

He's a mutant, people hate them and many ""legends"" say some bad shit about his kind, meaning simple folk usually despises him. Not all obviously since some know what his role is and are grateful and won't act like cunts.

Sorceresses are basically just whores and some are jealous because Yen got to experience the Geraldo Cockerino while they did not.

Ciri is a shit character and I disliked her all the way from books to the end of TW3.

But the sorceresses want to fuck Geralt.
>have them on all on the ship for the final fight
>eavesdrop on their conversations
>Rita is complaining that Geralt fucked every female on the ship except her and Ciri
>the other sorceresses say her turn will come eventually

I had a good laugh.

Sorceresses are all old hags in magical make-up, they want the dick.

It's a dilemma of not wanting to lose pride by asking for the cock, but still craving it very much.

>mfw still no news on cp77

Goddammit I want to kiss her so much.

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yeah it comes out in 2018, just wait next E3.

Witcher 2

Witcher : Enhanced Edition

Witcher (1997)

Notice all these games has something witcher 3 lack of:replayability and longevity

Let me know when I can get all the DLC for 15 bucks or less.

>playing games

>not wanting to die

>boring story
>trash gameplay
>me3 has a better ending
>shit waifus
>no replayability
>"rpg" with no build variety

What is the point of playing this game?

its better than its competition

How far am i in witcher 3? i quit playing when i was tasked with finding some guys gold in Novigrad while also looking for Dandelion.

u got about 100h left with the expansions

less than half

but it all depends how much side quests and locations you want to visit

Exploding bolts really are the shit, great combination with Dragon Dream

That building on the left always gives me a boner. I can't explain why. It looks so good.

>going book canon geralt

vanilla looks way better

>using normies as an argument

this. Even andrzej sapkowski agrees as the last book ends with her becoming a witcheress in another world.

Fuck off thebull god damn, every single witcher thread

>Ciri is one of the biggest Mary Sue
getting raised by a sorceress and a witcher will probably do that to you, but I agree that the games glorifies her too much.

Geralt is literally 100+

why

Why does Sup Forums hate this game?

I don't.

what's the point of your life, user?

>having 0 knowledge of the lore
did you even play or finish the game? shes literally jesus christ of the witcher universe shes the child of prophecy

soulsfags hate it

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Stop worrying about shit like "why does Sup Forums hate this game". The whole board isn't one person.

I started playing this game yesterday and I hate myself for listening to the memers.

I don't even have to be fully familiar with the story

Combat is fine. There are probably ways to git gudder

Sure there's that floaty feel to the combat but still

FUCK listening to Sup Forums

Well. This game does almost everything really good besides the combat. So this part kinda shines.

But I've said w3 is great like a thousand times on Sup Forums.

NEVER EVER let Sup Forums to convince you not to try a game.