What is the shittiest video game you've ever played?

what is the shittiest video game you've ever played?

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Poor fucker, that's never going to go away for him. What nation is he from?

What's going on here

Holy fuck I know that dreadful feeling, being a person that has IBS

france. I feel bad for him

God damn his pants are bulging from shit.

Leaving the race is far, far worse than publicly shitting himself live on internation broadcast.

Death Walk 2016: Live from Rio

Jogger's trot doesn't have anything to do with being cursed with a defective ass

yeah now when it´s on internet he´ll forever be the guy who shits his pants to everyone

should we send diaper jokes to his facebook account? maybe he´ll suicide faster

Source?

Google results in "knee".

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endurance runners/walkers often shit themselves from exertion and just carry on like it aint no thing

YOU KNOW THAT LIFE IS JUST A GAME

fresh enema!

he just had to do it. maybe it was his last chance to get an Olympic medal

That's one leaky diaper!

>Zoom in camera 3, get a good luck at that shit-caked ass

It's a super long distance run and apparently this guy is/was winning by quite a lot

Jet propelling himself is against the rules.

This is not running, it's walking.

>zoom in on ass
what a bunch of fucking cunts

Have you seen Rio? It's fucking filthy and polluted to fuck and back.
It's a wonder every Olympian didn't have a chocolate geyser shooting out of them 24/7 the moment they stepped off the plane.

I bet you get off on this--don't you, you sick fucker.
Yeah, I'm talking to you, scat man.

That's RACE-walking to you

I have this guy added on facebook. He is actually a cool guy and will explain the story to you.

No, no, I'm cannibalism guy. You're looking for someone else.

>this guy is/was winning
wonder if he's going up the podium like that

I'm THE SCATMAN
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

>cursed with a defective ass
top fucking kek

did he win

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You caught me

youtube.com/watch?v=Vwql6OCfIVI

When did this happen? Youtube?

Tell us user

I don't remember if he did, but he finished.

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>OUT OF THE WAY WALKER FUCKING SHITS

Dude is pretty pale for an Indian.

>mfw our athlete got banned for 8 years which translate to forever because he wasn't clean
fucking alex schwazer

no but he finished in 8th even after sharting blood and collapsing once

no idea how he kept going

>Explain the story

What story? He's running a race and he shit himself.

The Littlest Penguin

I don't think you understand. Indians are actually white, they're just permanently covered in a thin layer of shit that makes them brown.

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I feel bad for the guy
But the idea of someone literally shitting and walking is way too hilarious
What a bittersweet kek

>sharting blood and collapsing once
what the fuck is this sport?

MMMM

>collapsing once

Did he fall completely out of it? If so, pretty hardcore

absolutely disgusting

I'm dying here

>doping to gitgud for walking

50km race walk (aka deathmarch)

I guess I meant he would explain his experience.

would you

>work all your life to be olympian
>finally get your goal
>finish top 10, not the best but still highly admirable
>now should be the prime of your pussy-getting life but if you so much as breathe that you're an olympian to a girl you're going out with she's gonna see exactly the stuff in the OP
poor guy

>those nails
fucking disgusting, I would cum in her ass though

In a heartbeat

don't worry he wiped

A 30 mile power walk. In that muggy ass Brazilian weather. A lot easier said than done. The dude in OP's webm came in eighth. Shit himself and didn't even place.

>long painted nails

not even once

Nope. Blacks are ugly.

kongregate.com/games/rete/dont-shit-your-pants

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That is a shitload of shit, wow.

my sides

>throws it into the crowd
>that splashback
>those people beside lurching back
holy fuck

>those guys on a motocycle following him
> "quick get me a close up of that wipe kino"

Why don't they just shit before the race?

how many people did we lose this year?

Homeworld games. Good God they are boring.

Also, he was bleeding from all the scratches the diarrhea did while he was walking.

tfw i finished pic related too late and i couldn't be in the collage
>implying they would had used it

>wipe kino
What the fuck is this supposed to mean, why is everything "kino" now?

You ever have the surprise poopies. Sometimes shit just hits you.

Yep, literally unconscious

If you dont count dignity, no one

Rio sea level height must have helped

poop

I really should start watching 50km death marches

new Sup Forums meme I think.

Because this site and everyone who uses it is literally retarded.

It's the hardest sport on earth you cunt

I used to laugh until i heard his words. Now he inspires me while i laugh.

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i know
>gawker

he also had to rest at one stage, and later on he collapsed on the floor. so to keep going and coming eighth was pretty good (considering there were like 50 people in the race plus another 20 who dropped out and 10 more who were disqualified)

It's literally hours if you aren't watching highlights. It only really gets good halfway in when people are starting to get spent.

pretty badass actually if you aren't a pussy

It's an ironic Sup Forums meme, "kino" generally means something of high quality.

oh my god yes what the fuck are you a goddamn idiot

Hahahha

It came from this

You idiot it's German for film.

Fuck no. It was this one

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>It's the hardest sport on earth you cunt

Ok, I'll grant you that it's much harder than it looks and it's more than "just walking" like that guy said, but hardest sport on earth? Come on dude. Go watch the weightlifting or gymnastics

Hitman Absolution

But not you, right?

Is this what started the "using Scatman in Mario 64 machinima" trend?

As a brazilian I feel kinda offended that someone shat through roughly 25 km of my city uninterrupted

That is a lot of shit and I want to know who will clean it, the ioc?

Jesus fucking christ. I fucking love MITM.

Bitch did I say "everyone" or "everyone except me."