Biblical musou game

>Biblical musou game
>play as Samson taking out the Philistines
>play as Lucifer during his rebellion
>play as Ultimate Jesus in Revelation's apocalypse
Why hasn't this been made yet?

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>Play as Lilith killing all her Hellish mutated kids

The lion's face is priceless. It's like this is the first time he's ever been stressed out or roughed-up.

Depicting the Bible as a violent source of media is no good.

Even if people who read it tend to not be against violence.

>biblical

stop spreading heresy you heathen

River of blood for days!

Play as Moses casting curses and pillars of fire. on the Egyptian army

Is Samson the most retarded character in all of literature?

>Philistine wife asks him for the method to remove his strength
>he lies to her about the method
>Philistines come in the same night and try the method
>it doesn't work and Samson kills them
>this repeats 3 times
>his wife cries about Samson not loving her
>Samson gives into his wife's nagging and tells her the true method
>he is surprised when the Philistines capture him and gouge out his fucking eyes

>ENEMY ISRAELITE DEFEATED

Play as Eve as I find the fruit and fucks up everything

Noah's Flood special is a bit OP.

Who is the Cao Cao of the bible?

because the Bible is a fictional story written by some 420 sandniggers

Shit in the Bible didn't really happen, bro.

Fedora tip

Weapons include an ass's jawbone, slingshot, and meteors

Also pikes and short swords. Just in case you want to go blind.

I've heard Goliath is a pretty disappointing boss fight.

IDK but juda has the biggest misfortune.

>want to betray Jesus
>Jesus know it, forgive him and says it's need to be done
>did it
>get a decent amount of money and do God's work
>still kill himself out of guilt
>still being referred as The Traitor, a being forse than hitler
>for doing what God wants

And Romeo and Juliet didn't really happen, but Juliet is a retarded character in literature.

>tfw you will never play the dude spearing people who are making out during Moses's sermon.

Feels real bad.

King Solomon, maybe.

youtube.com/watch?v=5LU3HjGmHfo

Andrew Lloyd Weber made some of the best musicals of all time OF ALL TIME.

>No Gilgamesh game where you fight monsters and shit

We can get the kids into the game by adding crafting. Like building a giant Ark!

I would honestly kill myself if I also sent the realest nigga on the planet to his death. Not cool, my man.

>no Gilgamesh game where you bury you dick inside king arthur

Solomon
Moses
Jesus
Samson
Jacob
Noah
Lilith
Mary (whore)
Mary (Virgin)
The 3 Wisemen (you use them as one unit and can switch betweren them)
Longinus
Paul
Peter
John
Judas
Pontius Pilate
Tiberius

Who else do we need for Bible Musou

Job where everything he touches just dies

but by doing so you saved all of humanity and done God's work. It should be an honour. Juda literally did nothing wrong.

>History of a Levantine Civilization is fiction

The Bible was a good referrencing resource to locate and investigate other civilizations such as Egyptians, Babylonians, Assyrians and Persians that established the foundations of modern archeology through Western scholarship through the 19th century.

>Who is the Cao Cao of the bible?

Joshua the Son of Nun.

King Herod

youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ALiADrJro

Replace Mario from NSMB2 with Midas.

>No David

>Jesus Christ superstar
How did you get such based taste, user?

My nigga Joshua.

All the bosses are pretty mediocre to be honest.

However it's all made up for in the final chapter when Yahweh enters the physical realm. Most hype in any vidya ever

>that moving picture

FUCKING JEJ

>The 3 Wisemen (you use them as one unit and can switch betweren them)
This sounds like a really fun idea.
Would you swap with C1 or have the swap in a combo?

>Jacob

No Satan? You always unlock the final boss in Musou.

I believe intent is a key factor in all of it. Which is why you can be the nicest guy and still have problems with being saved and so on.

user, looks like I should be calling you Pharaoh, because just like him you forgot about my nigga Joseph!

>THE BIBLE
>BY PLATINUM GAMES

I think he could have been forgiven like Peter if he didn't an hero

If making violent games based off the bible wasn't so taboo, we could have some really interesting games.

Im sure there was a Flash fighting game with almost all of this

I'd play it.

no

+King Herod
+Joshua
+Lucifer (with MAX Satan mode)
+Joseph

Salome
Jezebel
Phinehas
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phinehas

My mommy :^)

I'm surprised to find some fellow good tasters instead of uppity Sup Forums shits.

I'm not even religious, it's just good music and a good story probably why I went along with Christianity for so long, and why I like vidya now. At least it shaped my tastes.

youtube.com/watch?v=X_mJgVwQ3Qw

I would most certainly enjoy this.

SMOKING
SWEET
SAVIOR

Ehud, literally Assassin's Creed: Bible edition.

...

David obviously.

I agree we need way more interesting settings for musou

I wanna play as sun wukong during his rebellion against heaven

Who would be the Lu Bu of bible musou? Satan? Moses?

A Hinduism Musou would be totally fucking insane.

Play asuras wrath

It's not a musou but trust me if you're a fan of hindu fantasy it's a non stop orgasm

Might as well include some villains with the Whore of Babylon and the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse. Gotta unlock them by defeating them in the Rapture episode.

Who is the Cao Cao of the atheism?

Isn't the gameplay sorta bad?
That's always held me back.

Samson or Goliath, maybe I can't bible well.

Yeah, but fortunately there's not much gameplay

In fact just watch it on YouTube, it's only about 4 hours long

God doesn't exist.
But I do.

I think I'll do just that.
Thanks for the tip, user.

>Dlc
Richard Dawkins

>Enoch
>can transform into Metatron
>reskin/clone is Aldramech

Satan

It's a good life lesson. Don't give in to nagging bitches. Women will ruin your life if you give them the smallest chance, don't be fooled by a womans crocodile tears, they're monsters.

Mastema

>told by god that you cant cut your hair or you will get rekt
>tell your wife this when she already tried to kill you many times
why tho

Anime doesn't exists either.

;_;

Plot induced stupidity.

>tfw I would actually dosh out for every form of Lucifer if each form played differently
Imagine:
>Lucifer (Morning Star) - Looks similar to Gabriel and Micheal.
>Lucifer (Rebellion) - Heavily armored.
>Lucifer (Fallen Angel) - Cloaked like some fucked up sith lord. Lots of symbols on his shit.

Cyrus the Great, without a doubt.

>boundless ambition
>established a dynasty that would last centuries
>fought to subdue rebel states oppressing their people like the Medians, Lydians, and Babylonians and unite them under a common banner of law
>is actually a good guy whose ancestors fought for truth and justice, despite faggot historians bending the truth and depicting his empire as some sort of despotic, decadent regime

>You get to fight the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse, either face to face (if you're a sinner) or side-by-side (if you're an angel)
>You get to fight all sorts of horrifying beasts from the last book of the bible, while it rains flaming blood and the Lamp commands an army of glorious golden angels
>Meanwhile, Satan just opened the gates of Hell, and unleashed some of the most nightmare fuel creatures the world has ever seen

>jesus in his ultimate bronze flaming form coming down from heaven to fuck shit up

And his level battling strawmen

>all the while cheesy christian metal plays
SING ME THE FUCK UP

What kind of strawmen? Christian strawmen made by Atheists or Atheist strawmen made by Christians

>ywn play as jacob and manhandle an angel

Why not both, so that at the end of the level he becomes a hippie singing kumbaya

>jesus comes back and starts wrecking shit all over the world
>humanity fights back
>joins forces with satan and hell to fight off jesus, god and the apocalypse

If most people on the planet are hellbound it'd be in our best interests to go all out.

>post yfw you're playing a generic farming mission on a Sin character and suddenly DO NOT BE AFRAID

>secret final boss

PRAY
FOR
PEACE

Not him, but JCSS was one of my first contacts with religion. I think it's great, but anyone who believes it happened is fucking delusional.

I WANT THAT GAME

You forgot the final form 'The Great Dragon' Lucifer that gets btfo by gabriel

It's okay, God gave him the last laugh when his hair burst back out like Goku.

a game with him as protagonist wrecking demons and saving humanity
YES

Let's call it "Devil May Cry"

yeah but without memes

>Not posting ELIJAH the fucking THUNDERER
goy pls

Also
>Forgeting Gid'on

>He went on to send out messengers to gather together men from the tribes of Asher, Zebulun, and Naphtali, as well as his own tribe Manasseh in order to meet an armed force of the people of Midian and the Amalek that had crossed the Jordan River and were encamped in the Valley of Jezreel. But God informed Gideon that the men he had gathered were too many – with so many men, there would be reason for the Israelites to claim the victory as their own instead of acknowledging that God had saved them. God first instructed Gideon to send home those men who were afraid. Gideon then allowed any man who wanted to leave, to leave; 22,000 men returned home and 10,000 remained. Yet the number God told Gideon they were still too many and instructed him to bring them to the water and to keep only those who raised the water to their mouth, and while doing so, drank the water lapping it with the tongue as a dog laps. This amounted to 300 men (Judges 7:4–7).

>During the night God instructed Gideon to approach the Midianite camp. There, Gideon overheard a Midianite man tell a friend of a dream in which God had given the Midianites over to Gideon. Gideon returned to the Israelite camp and gave each of his men a trumpet (shofar) and a clay jar with a torch hidden inside. Divided into three companies, Gideon and the three hundred marched on the enemy camp. He instructed them to blow the trumpet, give a battle cry and light torches, simulating an attack by a large force. As they did so, the Midianite army fled (Judges 7:17–22).

literally 300

Don't trust women
RIP Holofernes

Judas