Ask someone whos going to 100% DK64 this afternoon - evening anything

Ask someone whos going to 100% DK64 this afternoon - evening anything.

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Emulator or console?

HE

the way its meant to be played friendo, on a n64

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BANANA

Do you have style?

enjoy playing a horrible tedious 3d platformer with hardly even platforming and empty worlds. enjoy collecting 100 bananas for EACH character for EACH level, along with 5 golden bananas for each character for each level. Enjoy tedious mini games that make up the majority of golden bananas, instead of fun challenging platforming. Enjoy entering a level, walking to a pad, holding Z and pressing whatever C button you have to press to activate that pad, and then proceeding to a mini game barrel where you will have to play a slot machine or wack a mole or some dumb pointless shit like that. Enjoy it OP, because all of this makes up majority of the game, and the game is roughly 8-11 hours in length depending on how good you are.

Why stop at 100%?

Considering even the world record 100% speedrun is nine goddamn hours...how?

It says GOOOLD banana

Have fun I've done this whole game 100%. Been meaning to go through it 100% again at some point.

I mean 101 or whatever it goes to. lol

I've beaten it before in 11 hours. I'm aiming for 10 this time.

All of that is irrelevant because this game has a DK that goes YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH every time he's satisfied with the current circumstances.
Oh and there's that burpfest in frantic factory's R&D floor.

that isn't a question

go fuck yourself.

This thread has a critical lack of dong.
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You better be doing that shit with glitches or else it's no fun

>its a do a race/collect enough coins at the same time to complete the objective banana

rare based as always

Make sure not to miss any of the Bananas before the final boss fight because you can't get them again. I fucked this up and ended up with 100% instead of 101%.

why are you masochistic?

>Beaver Bother

GET OUT was the most terrifying thing as a child

Will you stream?

This

Except when it finally gets you and you realize each full length of the timer takes 1/4 of a watermelon.

why did you remind me

I hope you sing along to all the music

Thats what I did last time I played it

>Grant Kirkhope will never return to give DK his DK64 voice back

YEEEAAAHHHHH

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i dont know why people make big fuzz about it.
its just like guiding cattle, its a basic minigame, it can be a bit difficult, but wouldn't take more than 10 mins to be able to finish it.
i dont remember having a trouble passing it,

The later levels are fucking bullshit thanks to the AI

stream?

Learn how to Moonkick and Double Jump, and get as soon as you are on DK Isles the shockwave power by going OoB on Banana Fairy Island.
Get some coins and then Moonkick into crystal caves to buy every power up for your Kong.
Focus on one character instead of switching all the time, get 4 golden & regular bananas and the blueprint with one kong and then you can switch (if necessary, open a door that needs another kong, DK is good for starting a level).

You are a fool.

How did they ever get away with the bottle caps in DK64?

They bothered me then, they still do now.

This. Sure it was annoying (like all DK64 minigames desu), but it certainly wasn't *that* bad.

Do you also enjoy Ubisoft sandbox games

I don't get it

whats wrong with them?

The only rareware collectathon I legitamately don't have fun with... because of shit like this.

>nine goddamn hours
5:41:20
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It's everything wrong with DK64 concentrated in a single image

Is Cranky the greatest vidya character of all time

>even in NoA meme twitter form, he can't stop the bantz

That was actually amazing, since an IGN review of the game complained that the game had too many leaps of faith and places where you could fall to your death

So they used Cranky to basically call them out on their bullshit and to tell them to get good at the game, lmao

PLAY

THE

GAME

I still can't believe that reviewers acted like the game was IWBTG where the entire design is "oops guess you didn't know when you stepped there a random pixel is going to fly out and kill you, better memorize and jump there, now rinse and repeat a gorillion times"

TF requires a good deal of quick thinking and assessing the level really fast and just going for it (so yeah, leaps of faith I guess), but I never remember it being unfair or random