Why does his coconut gun fire in spurts?

Why does his coconut gun fire in spurts?

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CG

There is absolutely no comedic value in any of this

I don't know, but I hear if he shoots you, it's gonna hurt.

You need to shoot yourself

Refractory period

Because he's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the first member of the dk crew, HUH

HE

He's also the first member of the DK crew.

because donkey kong has legal access to NFA items

QUICK AND NIMBLE

Funky Kong made the gun user maybe he just wanted DK to kick some ass with a GUN

>getting so buttblasted that someone found you unfunny you have to resort to telling someone to kill themselves
OW THE EDGE

cause you're fat
fatty
:P

WHEN HE SHOOTS YA

CAUSE IF HE SHOOTS YA IT'S GONNA HURT

AND QUICK

THIS KONG HAS A COCONUT DONG
HE"LL MAKE YOU COME
WITH HIS DICK OUT
HIS GOT THOUGH SPURTS

because it needs to shoot in a way that rhyme with hurt

Because he's a nigger XD

CAUSE HE'S AFTER
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This coconut shit isn't funny

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Someone's bootyblasted for not being part of the DK crew.

IT'S

how do coconuts hurt if they are hollow?

Rhythm Heaven mods when?
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The video was funny the first few times I watched it. The ebin maymayers who shitpost it have once again ruined something good

how do pineapples hurt when they are no real apples?

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COCONUT GUN

I heard that rare originally wanted to use actual guns but Nintendo made them redesign

Was it because of Al Sharpton?

why was Samus allowed to use guns?

which is exactly why it's entertaining

pleb

no, thats a reference to the song, youve been multimemed
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No, the full story is that they made it with the actual guns and it looked fucking retarded so they scrapped that. Seriously the pics are floating out there and the guns look super out of place. Especially diddy with his pistols.

Because her guns aren't real.

Metal pipes are also hollow.

they look cool as fuck what are you saying?

HAS

I could never pass this game in my childhood. I got stuck when I reached the island and was stop by a huge gate.

Get this Kremlin out of here.

With a coconut gun

my dick fires in spurts

KKK
KU KLUX KLAN
KKK
ALL NIGGERS WILL DIE

He went bananas

that's gonna hurt.