In blizzard

>in blizzard
>young boy approaches you

What do?

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warm him up
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Vomit fire at him

Give him my coat and let him use my phone to ring his parents

Get naked and huddle with each other for warmth as I quietly whisper into his ears that the new Zelda game is shit and then I rape his ass.

eyy boi yu won sum fuc, put these panties on for warmth and follow me to my secluded cabin.

Intense cuddling.

LEETERR

that's gay lol

That sounds fucking gay.

This.

I'm so glad that I'm bi and can appreciate Link's beauty and charm as an adult now.

bowl of eggs etc

>tfw I just found out the wonders of anal hands-free prostate masturbation

oh boi this is gonna be a long night

shoot him

give him more pepper potions so he doesn't have to wear more clothing

tell him to fuck off because im not gay

fag
never tried it, is it really that good?

Make him eat them all.

>tfw new fags dont get the joke

i wish every fag itt would die desu

I hope shit like this catches on.

Fuck, good spot

sure you do

>Have bf for three years
>He doesnt want to bottom and I always want to shower and clean first
>Because I never can be bothered we never have anal
>End up jerking each other off while he lays there never doing anything

Being gay is dissapointing. I wouldnt mind not doing anal if my boyfriend wasnt so fucking dull about it. He fingered me once and turned into a completely different person. He was aggrevie and controlling and didnt stop even when I told him to and honestly it was fucking amazing but christ he's boring when I dont want to clean and dont want to do any butt stuff.

i want this too

If it's adult Link the answer is rape. The answer is ALWAYS rape.

I had some weird erectile disfunctions one week. I usually fap once a day but I couldn't gett it on. I suffer from a bit of constipation so I put vaseline on my anus to help relieve the pain, so this day I put the finger too deep, and start feeling how my dick becomes really hard and feel weird sensations, feels good.

So I used an enema and cleaned my butthole deeply, then I went to bed and with a finger full of vaseline I started to finger myself while masturbating. It felt so good I orgasmeed in like 10 seconds, came buckets

Yes it feels good, but it can depend on the person. Mix it with crossdressing and it feels even better

Wonder why the fuck I'm at the offices of the makers of WoW and why they are apparently pedos

thanks user, I was thinking of being gay but your story changed my mind

It's like any other fetish, you won't care for it if you're not into it, but you won't know until you try

GOD I WANT MY OWN GAY BOi TRAP WITH A PHATASS
FUCK

But the problem is theyre not commited enough to being gay.

I wouldnt be with him if he didnt make up for the lack of good sex. He's honestly one of the best, most charming, smartest people Ive ever met and I feel really lucky that I'm the one guy he chooses to be with. Im drinking so I wouldnt be saing this otherwise. He;s asleep so its fine

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

Steal his stuff.

Like I'm going to believe a naked dude wading through a blizzard is up to any good.

You could take the initiative, you know.

>Implying cleaning isn't the easiest fucking thing ever and doesn't feel gud
Quit being a lazy faggot

I am! I cant get enough of his dick but he doesnt care. He pulls away and tells me to stop and not in a good sexy way. In a demanding "seriously stop or i'll get pissed" WAY. ive managed to find the one guy in the wor;ld who doesnt like both vdeoa game and sex. or he just isnt thta attraftive to me whoich wouldnt surprise me.

>it's like any other fetish

until you find your male ejaculation switch then it's something else

I FEEL THE PAIN MY NIGGA

We're in a long distance relationshipa nd because of work we see each other for a couple of days eveyr few weeks and if work is a bitch im not eating good and cleaning isnt eay, Plus trying to do it subtley isnt that great either. We're moving in together ina week so im hoping things will change becaysw when you're together for only a couple of days i want to force in as much sex as possible and he wants it out of the way asap. we need to find a balancxe

"You should put on something warmer."

Why does Link have a small cock?

>trying to do it subtly
The hell do you need to do it subtly for, do you live with other people?

he does. he lives with his parents and sometimes you want to do it as a surpsie for him. its complicatred. its hard to know unless you're in that posions.

Because he is a twink

you sound like such a cutie im glad u have a nice boy like that and I wish you the best of luck.

I prefer twinks with huge floppy cocks to smack my tummy while they ride on my cock :3c

>always adult link and never young link animations
Fuck this gay earth

also I'm seeing this boy who's genuinely autistic and smells bad, but he's cute and funny and nice to be around. Only issue is he's really boring about sex, or at least has been so far. There have been little glimpses of a fun kinky dominant side to him, but he's usually just like "unnhh ur so good keep going" and i get bored quick

This is my relationship with my boyfriend too, except I'm the one who doesn't like bottoming. We're generally OK with no anal, because of the tedious prep like you said, but he gets upset that I don't initiate often enough. The truth is that he has gotten lazy and borderline overweight so it's hard for me to initiate sex when he doesn't look as attractive as bara porn does

I like the way you think.

source

It's typical gay 2D porn, the bottom will always have a smaller cock than the top

Ah
I lucked out, I live with family but I have my own personal bathroom adjacent to my bedroom
And regarding "he wants it out of the way asap" is he just not a very intimate person or what?

sean?

It would be gay if Link was bigger.

I don't think I'll be able to resist doing a naked run on my first playthrough

No

It's fine at that size, any smaller and it would just look gross.

what is this thread doing to me

How do you find a bf who isn't too into anal?
I think this would be a deal breaker for a lot of guys

It's just one of those things where the fantasy of it is good but the reality is kind of digusting and tedious and never that good

he doesnt like sex as much as i do. I can happily do stuff to him, finish, then keep going, but when he;s done he is compleyely done for the nect few fays. i just would rather know if its me being unncqtivatvice or him jsut not likign sex stuff. im not overwieirhg. im skinny fat and weight less than him and have a logn way to go before im chubby but hes got a skinny frame and it seems more spread out. its frustrating. after three years I want him to be into sex but every time he lies there, expects me to jerk him off, and thats it. I bet if i didnt do anything he wouldnt care and would go back to reading a book or something. its horrible and trsally upsrts me

Nothing, you were a faggot before this thread was made.

i met him on /lgbt/ on a hookup thread. he desribed me exactly and was only a couple of hours away on a train.

destroi the boipussi

I do enjoy roughly fucking my boyfriend, both his throat and his ass. It's just the cleaning for the anal takes away the spontaneity and isn't worth the hassle when we are horny and can just easily jerk each other off.

From what I've heard, this dilemma is common in gay couples.

Well bring it up to him, and if he doesn't want to change leave him. Even in a straight relationship there's not point in staying with someone who totally isn't into it.

gay guy here shtting up this thread with personal bullishit. you're 100% correct

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>not a bowl
how can you fuck up this hard

I don't get it

Because he's a white boy.

>no ketchup
how can you fuck up this hard

It's a dank reddit maymay.

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>not eating spinach with it
Grow up.

Burn him.

Last shit like that happened it turned out to be an alien.

>Blizzard
Zelda is a character made by Konami you fucking retard

>How do you find a bf who isn't too into anal?

I'm right here, you blind idiot.

See you at my place tonight then ;)

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god plz let there be some solo stuff, or him getting dominated by TP zelda

sounds good ;)

UNDER RATED

>he doesn't have more about link

fug

Apologize for making a shitty diablo sequel

look how fucking close you were
it would of been over 9 MILLLIIIIOOOON

Is this thread going anywhere I'm sitting here at half-mast.

why does everyone want to fuck link's ass? Where is everyone who just wants a strong, lean Link to fuck them hard?

Laugh and mock him for lack of natural Ice element resistance.

Right here
I'd be okay with both options actually

Because fucking link is a dream for everyone and not gay. getting fucked is gay

i just dont like putting my dick in things. im a bitch boi for life. But I really just love the idea of a fit ~20ish year old link pounding my ass.

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He is sucking off Mario, You dont want it.

Source, please?

Approach him casually.

>You dont want it.
That's what you think.

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google it