Adam went to The University of Phoenix? Is this a fucking joke?

Adam went to The University of Phoenix? Is this a fucking joke?

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No wonder his hardboiled attitude is so off-putting.

What's the joke Americans?

UoP is a for profit school for retards.

maybe that he was like Ikar in Human Revolution trailer and restored/reborn like phoenix in the game
i don't know

UoP itself is a joke, but the other layer to it is the implication that it still exists and is successful in the future.

He was a security guard. What the fuck did you expect?

UoP is a degree farm. Basically you pay them money breeze through shit easy courses and get the piece of paper that lets you do whatever job requires it. It's enough for companies just looking for bodies to fill positions but any serious employer looking for truly qualified individuals is going to laugh you out of the interview.

Europe doesn't have UoP?

It's the online equivalent of Community College.

Affordable, though. And that's what matters

>Better than Trump University

........oh wait.

well, his parents died, his adoptive parents were poor, and he was living in Detroit.
He ended up as a policeman.

Of course he did shit studies

FUGN EPIC XD

>Artificial difficulty you have to unlock

Why

>Artificial difficulty

Motherfucker is a security guard, not a scientist.

>Community College
Community College is more credible and respected than UoP senpai. You go there to get basics done, then transfer to the actual uni to get your degree.

haha dude i watch the daily show too :)

lol even community colleges are better. One study found that you are more likely to get hired if you put a high school degree rather than one of these shit schools

>Don't get respawns IRL
>A-A-ARTIFICIALLY DIFFICULT

Community College is more credible. Not to mention alot of people just use CC to get gen-ed done for 1/10th of the cost and then transfer to Uni. UoP is a joke no matter how you look at it.

All these people jelly of how valuable a uphoenix degree is.

collegescorecard.ed.gov/school/?421018-University-of-Phoenix-Detroit-Campus

I guarantee UofP paid for that

The dev's refusal to answer serious questions on reddit today has spoken volumes. If you're thinking about preordering you probably shouldn't.

>I never asked for this
>you have to ask for it

You're kidding, right?

Nursing Degrees that don't have students step foot in a hospital.
AMAZING.

every american university is a profit university for retards nowadays, lets not kid ourselves.

American universities have become a big joke

>WAAAAAAAAAAH COACHES MAKE MORE THAN MEEEEEEEEEEE

That is why people want experience.
It shows you were dedicated enough to actually work with your major while trying to become an expert in it instead of just being a lazy twat.

Doesn't college football make a shit-ton of money? Those history of art degrees would probably cost a lot more without them subsidising it.

A lot of football programs actually lose money. But at big schools they're typically self-funding. That said, aside from University President, there's a grand total of one football coach versus hundreds of professors.

My co-worker went to University of Phoenix.

>there's a grand total of one football coach versus hundreds of professors.

Almost every American football team has more than one coach. Including strength and conditioning coaches, the typical NFL team averages 15 assistant coaches. (A college football team generally has 9 full-time assistants and 2 graduate assistants, not including strength coaches.)
They still make a lot of money too, which is why sports degrees are the most popular at my university

>in the future
He graduated UoP in 2013/14 you blind lobster. Look at the OP screenshot.

Yes just look at colleges like Texas A&M or University of Texas. People don't attend them for their programs and sure as shit don't know them for their programs. They're only known for their sports teams.

>Graduation Rate: 12%
Wow, not even the students give that much of a shit about the degree

those people's salaries aren't included in that average though

Do you work at NEET Inc.?

Artificial difficulty is probably not an apt term for it, but it's definitely a step up from "that's gay, I have a job, limited free time, and I want to have fun"