KOJIMA (RUSE?) THREAD

He's off to somewhere
He's up to something

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going to gamescom and personally annoucing mgsv definitive ex, with chapter 3
e51 was a red herring
survival was in development the whole time by kojipro LA
death stranding is "silent hills: death stranding"

screencap this post

if you're right I will eat a bandanna on twitch live

WHO

Bingo

Will you still follow thrlugh if its just MGSV related?

no

OH FUCK

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Fuck off already

You fangays are fucking awful.

y-you too

What was his name again?

David. My name is David.

Kazuhira "One Man Klan" Miller
Kazuhira "Shoot the Spooks" Miller
Kazuhira "Master Race on Motherbase" Miller
Kazuhira "Around Blacks, Never Relax" Miller
Kazuhira "No Baboons on our Balloons" Miller
Kazuhira "Don't Let Any Nigger Get to Paz" Miller
Kazuhira "Pull the Trigger on Every Nigger" Miller
Kazuhira "Discount Rates for Apartheid States" Miller
Kazuhira "Empty my Nine into the Welfare Line" Miller
Kazuhira "One Two Three Four I Declare a Race War" Miller
Kazuhira "If you Fulton a Coon, I'll pop the Balloon" Miller
Kazuhira "If you Fulton a Black, don't bother coming back" Miller
Kazuhira "Unless you're the Master Race, get the fuck out of Mother Base" Miller

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technically

I'll be generous and give you rusefags a bump

>implying Konami still cares in any way shape or form

:(

I'd kill for this

That's a cool plane

confirmed bullshitter, you revealed nothing. you said something would happen yesterday but nothing fucking happened

This is it boys, the big one

I believe my words were "Keep your eyes on Gamescom", no date specified. Touchy stuff, you know.

;)

no you specifically said the day after survive was announced there would be something else

>eyes on kazuhira

>Touchy
!

Something else, during Gamescom.

Reading comprehension, friend.

(Also I forgot my tripcode, so I posted it again. Wanted to clarify that statement was coming from an official source)

:)

this wouldnt make any sense?
Why would they make this whole subterfuge about kojima leaving unfairly? the other workers?
Sony signing?
If this was a ruse, what was the purpose

Oh!! A kojima thread!

Does anyone have that reaction pic that says

>I'll keep cumming

on it? Pls, I need it.

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Wow. That's actually a very Asian looking dick

Fuck off

Kek

stop it

Retard

He's just fucking with people

pastebin.com/nbsYjGda

Literally nothing will happen and guys will look dumb.

Naw Death Stranding is going to be MGS6

>Kazuhira "Empty my Nine into the Welfare Line" Miller

Gets me everytime

Somebody vocaroo this

Nothing will happen and honestly, good job getting a large majority of Sup Forums to believe your bullshit.

Nicely done fucko, we are done here lads.

Liar.

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i believe you said you won't be posting again until the end of gamescom. or has your shitposting high wore off?

British airlines? Hmmm

>forgetting the trip
>rectified it by reposting it with the trip
huh

That post was made BEFORE the SurVive trailer hit. He later said to keep our eyes on Gamescom
The only reason we were giving him any attention was because of this accurate prediction
this is also true
hmmmm

Im in so many tears, between laughing and crying holy shit.

Yes, but I've recieved even more information since then and I'm so excited that I really can't keep my lid shut ;)

>mgsv definitive ex, with chapter 3
Like I would even buy it at this point.

Then don't liar

>Milk you

Alright, alright. I am of levels with excitement that are just off the charts.
Please be patient. I can't wait to see everyone's thoughts.

As a former KojiPro LA employee I can tell you thats bullshit.

I want to believe you, can you post proof? Some staff paraphernalia, a pay stub, a tax form? I don't want to call you a bullshitter, but if you can post proof this roller coaster of bullshit can be put to rest and we can all go back to our regularly scheduled shitposting.

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Lying cunt. Predict it right now dick wad.

How many days left of Gamescom?

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>he actually trusted the tripfag at any point

embarrassing desu

Done right it'll raise interest and screen time in gaming media, and potentially intrigue people outside of core MGS fanbase

Do not a mess up my ruse cruse

You guys are fucking morons holy fucking shit

I've been burned before. . .

That typing pattern
Your foreigner is showing
Hmmmmmmm....

>what was the purpose
last game of the series, big closure, etc.
They needed a bang for the MGS to end and Kojima himself said he was going to do something that has never been done before and if he fails he'd have to leave the industry for good. It makes sense, seriously.

Free us. Please

I cannot hep it prease a be patient

I'm too jaded to believe anymore.

>one two three four I declare a race war

>those Pre MGSV days when anons would pretend to be KojiPro employees and make shit up about the plot while we all gathered around and watched

I miss those days

NBGO mod here. Been investigating this for a year now, I have reason to believe that the insider is speaking the truth. Kojima is the "Man who Sold the World". Words to control the subconscious. A ruse orchestrated to show the possibilities of media manipulation. Real life mirroring fiction, Kojima and Konami's split representing Big Boss and Zero. Zero manipulating Big Boss (who is actually venom) by implanting memories (GZ) to become the enemy of the world. Hence the title "punished snake".

If you're FIB or nuclear snake please get fucked, delusional asshole

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mfw

If you guys are wrong it will crush my soul but if you're right it'll be a delight

gibe us now
just uplaod the trailor

what about this? I respect a man who doesnt give a fuck

assuming he doesn't care about the other guy, if true
which is fucking hilarious

Call me delusional all you'd like, but I am
more confident than ever that my view is correct. I'm not 100% positive, but I'm close to it. I'm not sure how the storyline will turn out, but I can guarantee that something rusey has been going on. Vote manipulation on the subreddit, Hyping up The Game Awards only to cancel Kojima's appearance last second, the Pachinko meme, it's all meant to play on our emotions. To villianize Konami, just as Zero villianized Big Boss to the world by manipulating him.

massive free mgs v update

I know who that was. He will not find me.

>He will not find me

Don't give up, you magnificent fuck

People that should go fuck themselves for ruining the ruise cruise:
-gray xof
-futa snake
-nuclear snake
-robert peeler
-asshole who did ingsoc
-magswag certified
-hideo kojima

>this is legit

holy shit

when did Sup Forums (or >leddit or GAF, whoever did) figure this out?

NBGO

Did they drop a release date for chapter 3? Don't want to know it, just curious if there's one.

>He will not find me.

is this a fucking roleplay thread? jesus christ who the actual fuck is falling for this shit, my god Sup Forums is a bunch of retards these days

...roleplay thread?

>daily reminder there were people who actually beleived David Hayter was a ruse
>people believed there was a day one patch to change the ending
>people believed Chapter 3 was a ruse
>People believed Death Stranding was a ruse

It's not even funny, you guys are legitimately just plain retarded

Thanks for the shoutout

Skull Face is voiced by David Hayter. You heard it here first.
Never Be Game Over

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Thank you for your sacrifice you magnificent bastard

>he will not find me
Are you sure he wont find you? I believe it's time for you to change your face user, to become a phantom.