>you are locked in a room with dsp
>you have food for 3 months
>in order to get out, DSP must beat the last game you played, as well as your favorite game, on the hardest difficulty, with no direct help from you while the game is on
How fucked are you?
Is food for 3 months accounting for how much DSP eats or a normal human being?
>Last game played
MGS2
>Favorite game
Xenoblade Chronicles
Pretty fucked desu
Yakuza 5 and Tales of Vesperia on unknown? Im fucked.
>Soul Calibur 3
>Ape Escape 2
I will die in a week or so.
Last Game: EDF
Favorite Game: Evil Genius
So can I request cyanide for one of the meals or do I have to wait the 3 months?
>THUG
Probably fucked, even if he got past NJ/Manhattan he would forget game mechanics and get stuck.
>Timesplitters Future Perfect
Hardest difficulty, might be fucked if he doesnt remember how many enemies there are after dying.
>EDF
he wouldn't get past the first mission
Street Fighter 5
Shadow of the Colossus
Might take a few days. Other than that it's alright.
>last
Potion Maker.
>Favorite
N/A.
So I literally don't know. I'd rather kill myself anyway.
Is sex a game, because I'd fuck a hairy dsp :3
>Just played elona
Welp... im fucked. Oh well, im gonna atleast kill dsp before I die.
>Serious Sam TSE HD
>Super mario galaxy
JUST
Honestly I'd be amazed if he could get past the first stage of Evil Genius.
>Last game played
Advance Wars: Dual Strike
>Favorite Game
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
I might as well eat until I die.
He should be fine with Pokémon Blue but Super Mario World worries me.
>Last game:
OG Binding of Issac
>Favorite game:
Guild Wars 1
I'm fucking dead ain't I?
>Persona 3
Um... well.
kek
>Chrono Trigger
Well that shouldn't be TOO ba-
>God Hand
See you lads it was nice knowing you.
>Last game played
Overwatch, since is an online game he just have to win one time and that's about it, but if he plays ranked (high difficulty would be this) then I'm fucked.
>Favorite game
Metal Gear Rising, shit. In the highest difficult also, fucking shit, I'm fucking dead.
In MGR Revengeance difficulty is easier than normal. Counter hits do way too much damage.
At least FE8 is easy.
Now, dual strike is another story.
Might take some time.
>last game:
Batman Arkham Knight
>favorite game:
Fallout: New Vegas
So, will i be fine or what?
>Last Game
Destiny
>Favorite Game
Cave Story
Pretty fucked considering Cave Story hard mode gives you only three hearts for the majority of the game and if he can even make it to the Sacred Grounds five hearts. Plus Ballos is a bitch to fight
He did beat fallout new vegas but I doubt it was on the hardest difficulty.
Arkham knight, on hardest, he's fucked. There is no way he can get through without the counter symbols.
Stick of Truth is the last game I played, so that shouldn't be too hard.
No rules say I can't help him.
Now Resident Evil 4 being my fav game on Professional mode, I'd hope he can do it.
Does he have to beat it on Normal first to unlock it or does he get it from the get go?
He beat some hard games so I think he can do it.
>WOOOOOOOOOW DUDE WHY CAN'T I MOVE AND SHOOT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY AIM IS ALWAYS SHAKING FUCKING BUGGED AIMING MECHANICS DUDE WOOOOOOOOW I CAN'T BEAT THAT FUCKING CHAINSAW GUY THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I NEED A SCOPE TO KILL THOSE GREY THINGS THAT BITE YOU WOOOOOOOOOW WHY'D YOUR FAV GAME HAVE TO BE SO HARD FUCK THIS GAME DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOW WOLVERINE ALWAYS KILLS ME IN ONE HIT AND I CAN'T STRAFE SIDEWAYS THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS WOOOOOOOOOOW
...
>project 1999
Can I just shoot myself instead and save myself the trouble of waiting?
>tfw last played and favorite game are the same
>XCOM 2 on Legendary Ironman
Just end it now
>Killer Instinct
I'm fucked
>FFVI
I don't know if DSP even plays rpg's
TMNY by P*
We'll be out in no time.
>Hearing that night and day for three months hoping he can succeed.
>Crystal Calamity on Hard
>Cave Story
>Quake 2
Time to embrace death, i guess.
>Last game played
Monster Hunter Generations
>Favorite game
Persona 3
So I'm dead no matter what right?
>FFXIV - A8 Savage (as Warrior)
>Vampire Bloodlines
>DSP shuts the game off
>you take this time to explain to him in detail, game mechanics, how to get better, what to look at
>he's listening intently
>getting pretty hyped up
>ask him if he understands
>says yes
>it's go time
>he starts the game and proceeds to make the same mistakes again while blaming the game
I bet there are some fucking philty Anons out there who dig thiqq, hairy dudes.
Shit's nasty tho
>last game played
Bloodborne
>favorite game
JSRF
Might as well kill myself desu. Pretty sure it's well known how his bloodborne playthrough went.
>FFX
Can't see him making it halfway.
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R. CoP
He wouldn't get past his first mutant encounter.
>Favorite game
Deus Ex. Shouldn't be hard, he can just cheese it with the healing Aug. It will be a huge pain up until he gets the chance to break the game though
> DMC4
Fuck me. Even I haven't beaten DMD yet.
I'd probably kill myself within the first month after giving up knowing there's no hope for us.
Ahahah, I would love watching him play STALKER. That would be pure comedy.
Forgot my favorite game, Kaiserreich Darkest Hour. Nah, my shit's still fucked senpai.
>VA-11 HALL-A
DSP can't fuck up a Sugar Rush, can he?
>Delta Force: Black Hawk Down on Operator difficulty
Fuck.
>Evil Genius
mah nigga
>Broforce
He'd probably ragequit because of no checkpoints
>Bloodborne
He never finished The Old Hunters, so I'm fucked either game
>Last game played
Absolute Drift
>Fave game
Armored Core: for Answer
I'm glad this is just a hypothetical situation. DSP playing Armored Core would probably be hilarious though.
>last game played
Spelunky
>favorite game
Doesn't matter, I'm fucked. At least I can laugh at his deaths because that's the best part of the game.
>Last Game I played?
Civ V on deity
>Favorite Game i played?
Planescape:Torment
Cucka me and fucka me.
Yes
I'd fuck a thicc hairy man
Shit, I just realized that the hardest difficulty in Broforce is Hard IronBro mode. Yeah, I'm dead
>last game you played
sonic advance 1
>Favorite game
the darkness
im good.
Last game: Klonoa door to phantomile
Favorite game: Prince of Persia the sands of time.
I should be good.
Nms.
We'll both die here.
Eww, dude u nasty, for real. How can you get hard to that?
Like this
>last game played
Endless Legend. He can play a game on lowest difficulty with 1 opponent. Even he could win that in 5 minutes.
>favorite game
Witcher 2. Death means you have to start all over, he has no chance. He raged trying to play on normal.
Fucking hell bruh
>Dota 2
Someone will carry him even-
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
I'd probably kill him before the 3 months were up, so pretty fucked desu senpai le sigh xD
This is the best webm this year.
>Sonic Adventure DX
>Sonic Adventure DX
We might get stuck on Big's fishing for some time but we'll be alright.
>Ace Combat Zero.
He's already gonna fucked up.
>Final Fantasy X
One more fucking sexist comment about Yuna, and I will fucking kill him and enjoying my last three goddamn months of food.
>The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt
Come on, even DSP can get by with Quen spam.
>Gunstar Heroes on expert
O fuck
>last game
Crash Bandicoot
>favorite game
Planescape: Torment
Really fucked
>Last played: Starbound
>Favorite: Castle Crashers
Castle Crashers insane mode is actual nonsense, so we're dead as hell.
>Last game played
Drakengard
>favorite game
Dark Souls
He could probably do it.
Kek
Yuna is a dumb cunt and FF X is a bad game.
>Ace Combat Infinity
Story mode is pretty easy. I'll be okay.
>Bloodborne
Please tell me he's allowed to use summons.
>Ys Origin
Oh fuck me please no.
>Super Metroid
This might be doable, but as soon as he has to shinespark or wall-jump, he's fucked.
Pretty sure I'm dead.
>last game played
Pokemon Soul Silver
>favourite game
Fire Emblem 9
I mean, I have faith he could do it, but in 3 months... How much time are we allotting to him eating and masturbating?
>Dying Light
That's not so bad
>Metal Gear Solid
Suicide is the only option.
DMC2 and Spider-Man 2000
I recall seeing him play one of the old DMC games but I didn't watch all the way through because he sucks dick at video games and he has played through Spider-Man 2000 with a lot of hiccups here and there but I think I can make it.
He couldn't beat Laurence even while overleveled to shit and with summons
>Deus Ex
I doubt he can make it past Hell's Kitchen
>DMC3
Hell will freeze over before he beats it on dmd
>Broodwar.
He can use cheats, right?
impressed
lewd
>Last game
Mario Picross
>Favorite game
Kingdom Hearts 2, I suppose
Am I doomed?
>Overwatch
>CTR
Fuck my life
>Solitaire
Meh, anyone can beat it.
>Virtua Fighter
I'm not worried. Phil's a scrub but he used to participate in fighting game events.
>Vampire Bloodlines
>Silent Hill 2
ha! I'll be out in a few days
Last played:
>Ace Attorney Trilogy
Favorite game
>Shin Megami Tensei IV
Ace Attorney should be fun, and they might be fucked from the beginning to Medusa. Other than that, should be a cakewalk.
>favourite kotor 2
eh, could get by after a while
>ftl
ffuck
>Deus Ex HR
I give him a month before he grasps that running at an enemy with a pistol isn't the perfect strategy in every scenario
>MGS 2
RIP
I may as well ask this now. Which is the best Armored Core for PS2 to start with?
Lucky you, though he didnt solve any Silent hill puzzles by himself he always looked them up.
>Kero Blaster
Shit is easy and short, he'll have no problems with this
>Metal Slug 3
Fuck, if it's a no-continue run, I'm dead
>last game
kirby robobot. easy enough, true arena can be cheesed with archer
>favorite game
RE4. HELP
Nexus
>shitloads of content
>some of the best music in the series
>analog controls
3 is also a good starting point since it's fairly easy but the controls are hell.
thanks man
best webm
>AC3
>Easy
Guess I played it wrong
>last game played
League of Legends
>Favorite Game
Kingdom Hearts 2
I'm FUCKED
>buy MG-500 from the shop at the start of the game
>hold square
>melt most of the arena with no effort at all
>get mad stacks to buy decent parts then actually play through the story
...
fuck you