Did your mom ever help you beat vidya games when you were a kid, Sup Forums?

Did your mom ever help you beat vidya games when you were a kid, Sup Forums?

i need to get off this fucking board

Is that a yes?

THICC

UNNNGH

CRUNCH MUNCH

No, penis, no!

>mom used to play Silent Hill
>She'd slap me for getting scared when I was six
>She'd have the Thing on T.V. every other Halloween and I'd be so terrified of it I'd hide in my room
>She'd ask me why I was a pussy (yep)
>say I hate seeing the dogs die
>Mom: "Dogs die and cease existing. People are like dogs too, at least weak ones."
>There's a cigarette burn on my arm from when she caught me playing with my friends' benie babies
>8, Someone confronted her about this shit
>I was with her at the time
>Mom: "If I wanted a girl, I'd start over. I want a son."
>10, mom told me that no woman would ever love a pansy
>When she was drunk she'd tell me to manipulate people and gave me tips
>15, I did some very, very bad things to some people
>Like so bad I'm only saying this because I'm anonymous
>I played the alpha game and left a few girls friendless too
>I had this nerd kid make a smart-mouth comment about my mom so I spent four months getting people to hate him. His girlfriend left him and a gang of blacks jumped him and ruined one of his eyes
>When I graduated my dad showed up for the first time
>went to dinner with him once, never returned his calls
>Mom told me it was right to do
>After graduating, she roofied me and dropped me off 100 miles from my home town with 500 in my wallet and a change of clothes in a bag
>I had no idea what I was doing
>Ended up doing bad things again
>When I got home, she gave me another change of clothes and told me to go and only come back when I had a good son.
>21, find a girl that's hot
>I never tell her a single truth
>At most she learns I had a hard life (it wasn't that bad)
>She thinks I'm the best man ever
>She thinks she's changing me
>22. she's okay going bareback. nine months later have a son
>Get tired with her American Dream bullshit and leave for a year
>Come back and she accepts me back after cracking off some platitudes about forgiveness and hope

I'm just wondering if I should bother going back to my mom in the future.

Mutual penetration.

Probably not. Your mother is a crazy whore and you have a good thing going now. Don't fuck it up.

That shits a goddamn toucan

>old enough to speak
>still being breast fed

I guess it's okay. I spend more time out than at the house, which is good because she doesn't give me shit about it. But I can't say I really love her.

They're cats.

Learn to, or atleast be a friend to her. You want your child to have a fucked up life?

No my sister did.

Children that have parents stay together and pretend everything is okay in the relationship end up having a hard time empathizing and forming their own relationships

user is in a tough situation because he himself never understood or received compassion

...

SAUCE ME BRUH REVERSE IMAGE HATES BLACK AND WHITE IMAGES

At worst he won't have a dad because I leave. If that's the case he'll probably just end up a normal kid.

Besides, you really can't learn love right? it just sort of happens. Also she's like one of those really preppy people. I only got her in the bed because she was hot and kinda easy.

Why should he do that if she was such a shitty mom? He should simply be cordial to her, but there is no reason to pretend false feelings.

thicc

sauce pls... PLS

I thought he was referring to the mother of his child that he doesn't love, not his mother.

this is like reading the background a street-level supervillain

>google image search
>no sauce

Of course.

Yes, the end puzzle bit for Banjo Kazooie. When you're trying to get his sister back.

>Figure out the joke in Eddie Puss
>Recently figure out the joke in "The complex adventures of. . ."
Bravo Savino.

No, my dad did. Got stuck on the first showdown in Red Dead Revolver. Always bailed me out.

SAUCE!!

>Besides, you really can't learn love right?

No you can't. It sort of just develops. The most healthy relationships i've known are people who are best friends that also fuck. That's the grand secret. That's why I say be a good friend to her, and be there for your child.

My mom hates video games and is just short of saying they're the spawn of Stan. My dad was the complete opposite, though, and I ended up helping him out more than he helped me in games. He doesn't play video games anymore, though.

my mom never played any games

Yeah, of course, you had no dad and it sounds like everything turned out fine for you.

Why don't you at least be an adult and admit you're an unempathetic coward? Don't pretend like you have a good reason for knocking up a naive girl by using lies and manipulation just so you can abandon her and your child. You're a bad person, it's not entirely your fault, but you are. Don't try and message anonymous strangers pity you for perpetuating the terrible cycle that created you.

Spawn of... Stan?

Nah its the woman

I think the worst that I've ever done to her was when I came back I had to pause a bit to remember her name. It was pretty fucked up, I needed to compose myself after that.

Mom's pretty okay in my books. The worst she did to me was the roofie thing. Because that ended up in me doing some things that kinda stayed with me.

Well if it makes you feel bad, I do regret some of the things I've done. I just sort of got taught to treat people as kinda useless unless they show themselves to be exceptional. I've tried to stop that, but some people really do make me die of boredom when dealing with them.

Beelzebobby, Louie Cifer, etc.

thicc was a mistake

Oohashi Mama to Shishunki Musuko!

Guess whos in it.

you were a mistake

>some people really do make me die of boredom
That's completely normal. You have to find that one thing they're really interested in to get them to stop being boring.

>some people are kind of boring, so it's okay that I'm a terrible human being

You're pathetic man, you clearly don't buy your own bullshit, otherwise you wouldn't be posting about it.

T... that wasn't the source of

Kill yourself nigger

I'd say it's not because I'm afraid raise him, but because I'd rather not.

And yea, I really didn't have a good reason. It just sort of happened because I guess people expected it out of me. Like she had friends asking her like five months after we met why she wasn't pregnant yet or why I hadn't popped the ring question.

And I don't think it's so bad. His mom's a good person at least, so he won't end up like some serial killer.

What I probably want to teach him more than anything is satisfy yourself first before you bring others in. Otherwise you'd probably end up in my situation.

>good friend to her

It's actually pretty hard because I really don't like her in that sort of way. It really should've been just a one-night stand.

So If I have to be frank, I think this was my biggest mistake.

My mother made it up to Ganon in Ocarina. Besides that, she's only had aesthetic interest in Pokemon and some World of Warcraft under her belt. That's pretty much it.

>I think this was my biggest mistake.

We have to live with our mistakes.

Turn that mistake into miracles, user.

Well I'm willing to admit I'm a pretty bad person, and I've been trying to change. But I think my mom had a point in a lot of ways.

I mean you can sit here and call me pathetic, I wasn't looking for sympathy I think.

Suicide is weakness bro. Life is about hills and valleys. Ending yourself when you're in a valley means you'll never see the hill ahead.

Do you realize your mom raised you up to become manipulative and selfish like her? Do you see she's happy about it? If not, do you think you and your son will be?

Be careful with what you do. Your mom had way more impact on your current personality than you might think.

My friend's mom did.

can someone

for the love of g*d

source this

No one is born inherently fucked up, your mom wasn't just crazy for no reason. When this girls life is suddenly just her working dead end jobs to raise a kid she doesn't really want because you ran out, who do you think she's going to channel all that anger and frustration and hatred into?

You are literally the reason the world is a bad place, because you're an adult who is ruining lives and you're still blaming it all on some shit your mom did when you were young, and you think it's all just fine and dandy because you're the most important person in the universe. All that she you're not even intelligent apparently.

my mom helped me play banjo kazooie when I broke my arm.
She's a great mom