You're walking down the street when this starts playing:
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The last character you played as will defend you. How fucked are you?
You're walking down the street when this starts playing:
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The last character you played as will defend you. How fucked are you?
>Wario
I'm safe, it wouldn't be the first time Guts took a fat jew dick in the ass
I got this in the bag.
>endgame Dawn of Sorrow Soma Cruz
He might be able to put up a fight.
you're fucked should've played Julius mode
I cook Guts a delicious meal and he walks away happy. Easy mode OP.
I'm getting to that soon. About to beat the game
>My legendary+90, Necromancer Husk Dorf Fort adventurer
I think Guts will still probably win. Hol Earlypoke has never faced anyone on Guts' level
Kat. I'd tell her to just levitate me and fall the fuck out of there.
>garbage song from the shit tier 3d show
>not the song from the good series
can you fuckers do anything right?
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>berserk music that isnt susumu hirasawa
into the trash!
Samus. I've never watched or read berserk. Am I fucked? Surely some guy with a sword couldn't handle an ice beam or a power bomb.
I think Samus could trounce Guts fairly easily.
>My Ashen One
>Primaraly use and Ultra Great Sword
I dunno if my guy'll win, but it should be a hell of a fight to watch.
Cloud Strife
I'm pretty sure I'm safe. Guts is badass, but Cloud is in a whole nother tier.
Samus also killed Phantoon, an inter-dimensional ghost entity that can manipulate EnM and grow to the size of a planet. Twice
it is though
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Flynn from SMT IV
Am I fugged?
Is he postgame? If so, Flynn will murder Guts like he was nothing.
I always liked this one:
shame, his trademark sound besides the vocals isn't really there
Well I'm fucked, aren't I?
Soma has to be one of the most OP characters in the franchise.
I'll probably be alright.
What if Guts asked Cloud to take a hot tub bath with him?
why is guts such a prick?
Donovan did nothing wrong
>My Good Hunter
I actually feel bad for Guts
It's 2016 Guts, so he's swinging around a giant piece of hollow aluminum and keeps phasing in-between a man and a giant piece of paper.
I think i'll be fine with Zarya on my side.
Kinda fucked, depends on the build i guess.
>Walking down the street and this instead plays because OP is a faggot and picked a shitty Berserk song.
Guts figured he got penetrated at that age, that it was the norm.
this scene was done so much better in the movie.
Guts is fucked
Ooo, that's a good match-up. Going Squire-route though, couldn't Ramza just keep buffing himself through yelling?
I love moralfag versus anti-hero fights, espeically when they're both demongod-killing swordsmen
I imagine her power suit is so great that the Dragonslayer would just knock her around, if anything. Guts couldn't really harm her unless he could crack it and stab.
>Shitting on HAIII YOOOO
Are you niggers deaf?
All he had to do was take one step to his side and avoid Guts' dumb charge. is right, the movie made that scene infinitely less stupid.
Power Suit is pure energy, so it's always a 1HKO once it's down
It's just first chapter Ramza though, i just started a new game, so no yell.
I wonder what Guts's favorite food is.
Guts would definitely have to go beastmode to fight her at all, but idk if he could pull through.
i actually enjoyed the movies.
is the anime good?
Man, this shitty animu has better animation than the new series.
This is what I was thinking, even if it gets cracked Samus is fug'd. Are we allowing for last minute asspulls a la Fusion and Super where Samus is down for the count then becomes the strongest force in teh universe?
>Implying guts could catch Samus
Samus runs away at Mach 1, turns around, then empties her entire arsenal into Guts for the win
Or just shinesparks through him for an instagib
>down for the count then becomes the strongest force in teh universe?
He said with a straight face, defending Guts.
>Diablo 2 Werebear with summons
I'm dead unless my druid has enough potions to pop
>Kid born from the corpse of his mother.
>Adopted by a mercenary band.
>Life is hard and shit. Kid Guts is raped in the ass, but he kill the rapist.
>He grow. Now he's a cool strong teenager.
>Meets Griffith, he wants the "D".
>Fast forward. They're good friends now, but Griffith still want his "D".
>Guts help Griffith to become really powerful, and to have some political influence.
>Muh Game of Thrones argument. Stupid nobility dies and Griffith need to have sex with the little daughter of the king, just to get more power.
>Holy fuck, there are some freaks that become monsters. Is this the same world?
>Kiaska wants the "D" too, and she receive it. We have a cool relationship now.
>"Hey bro, I'm leaving. Thanks for the memories and all, but I'm leaving".
>Griffith dissapointed. He turns crazy. Now he have sex with the princess. But he's caught. All the band is now an enemy of the crown.
>Almost all band of the hawk is killed. The survivors and Guts rescue Griffith. He have been tortured for a long time, and he lost it all. He don't even want the "D" anymore.
>More monsters. Griffith is now like a helpless baby.
>The wheel of fate is spinning.
>Almighty gods give to Griffith the chance of becoming a god.
>He accepts, and all his friends are now sacrifices for the demons.
>Almost all die, but Guts and Kiaska. Hard party (the "red wedding" is a joke compared to this).
>Griffith is now called Femto. He's like Batman, but with super-divine powers.
>He rape Kiaska while Guts watch them. During this event Guts lose an arm and his right eye.
>Shit.
>-oh wait! A skull knight save them, but they are still sacrifices for the demons.
>After a few weeks, he's a vengeful badass. Kiaska have amnesia, and don't talk anymore due to the mental trauma.
[END OF THE GOLDEN AGE ARC]
Doesn't Guts usually plan that though? He seems to always have some sort of trick up his sleeve
Samus doesn't plan shit, she just gets bailed out be an alien who energy dumps on her suit while getting BTFO
Probably something rustic like beef stew.
Nigger she was expecting to dodge hoola-hoops and shoot a jar
Maybe he could damage her suit with his arm cannon or if he used enough of his bombs. The only way he could even have a slight chance of cracking her suit with Dragonslayer is if he used the berserk armor, which would probably break his bones and rip his body apart in the process.
And that's if Guts can even a hit on Samus. Not only is she fast, she could shoot the shit out of him with dozens of lasers and rockets while Guts tries to close gaps between them. If Samus was a melee-based fighter then it would be a closer fight, but as-is, Guts loses every time because of the technology gap.
Berserk really wouldn't be the same without the everpresent homoerotic overtones.
Imagine Zarya in a Guts cosplay. She could probably swing the Dragonslayer.
Mercy would cosplay as Griffith.
>"No Mercy"
Well, that would imply she knows about Guts like she knew about Mother Brain. Both times she gets canonically bailed out are when she's blindsided (Mother Brain having a mechanical body and a larva that got loose evolving into a bigass Omega)
I think the technology gap, including Samus' genetic modifications, make her capable of taking him even without her gun.
>Cloud in Smash 4
Now THERE'S a fight i'd wanna see
The the Prime trilogy, she can handle pretty much anything she walks into without any real planning. By 3 she's basically the most badass protagonist in videogames walking in and out of Mordor as she pleases.
hot damn every DISSIDIA male looks handsome. I'm not even the least bit homo and I'd get nervous talking to that Cloud
Early game Shanoa. I'm fucked.
No clue what you're talking about bra. I recognized it in the trailers, its basically the only reason I was excited for the new anime
shit Metal Gear Solid really is the closest to Berserk for vidya.
>one-eyed, one-armed protags (for V anyway) who are notorious and renowned warriors
>homoerotic shit everywhere
>a plot thread involving a mercenary band being betrayed
>a whiny effeminate character coming out of nowhere partway through the series and being annoying
>a mostly unseen group of individuals who pull the strings and are beyond the reach of mortals
It's okay user. Cloud is able to pass as a convincing trap so it's fine if your boner is confused.
God fucking damn Hai Yo is almost as good as Forces.
Berserk has so much good music but for some reason this always stuck out to me most. The timing in which they used it in the 97 anime was perfect.
I think im fucked.
I'd think I survive.
McCree
I honestly have no idea.
>Dan The Survivor from Binary Domain
I'll be fine
That would be a good fight
Why is the anime so shit? Every episode is literally random dialogues followed by HAI YO as Gutts cuts something in horribly choreographed fights where the camera points at his chin from 20 inches away.
I mean even the song means nothing at this point, why is being a Berserk fan so much suffering?
>Adult anime wih no nudity
We made those japa retarded twice
Because the Gooks cannot undestand how to use 3d correctly.
It's a adult oriented animated tv show. It was doomed before it began. Enjoy it for what it is, and if you can't just drop it and move on.
well shit
>the orgy scene involves barbie dolls
>Manga with some of the best inking ever done in the medium
>Cheapo 3D model anime adaption
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's ART.
I'll be fine.
Stalemate at best.
Geralt of Rivia
Dis gon be good
Canon Luck > Big Sword
Adam Jensen with a stealth hacker build. Arm swords ain't got shit on the Dragonslayer
Not really. Demi-fiend is probably at level not even the god-hand reach.
this and the Arnold/jamie lee curtis copypastas are my favorites
I was just rereading the manga and I just realized what happens on that page when the "elves" are playing war and that one tackles the other and yells ADULT ATTACK
The into song to the new series is goat tbfh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Tsgpk9JwI
Goat
tits
read the manga
The new one? Better than the movies, that is certain. The CG animation is a a bit painful but at least the art is nice this time around.
...
Solid Snake puts a 50 caliber bullet in his head from 1000m, I think I'm going to be fine.
>street
>shooting someone from 1000m
Snake is dead
>Cloud
I should be fine...
right?
it only gets worse from there.