Pick a zombie game

Pick a zombie game.
Imagine yourself in that world.
Describe your genius survival plan.

Sorry buy you posted pony, not many people are going to like that.

>killing floor
>run around England killing mutant zombie things with heavy weaponry with my friends
>have a blast
>kill myself if they're about to get me
I'm probably not the main hero action movie star that beats the zombies and saves the day against all odds, so if I don't die immediately in the apocalypse if just have some fun while I could.

You could also exchange killing floor for dead rising in this scenario

>drake as leader
>ratchet dies first instead of weapons expert
>anime for healer
Whoever made this must be a faggot

>fb memes
get out

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>Ratchet dies first
dropped

>literally every single aspect of your post

Die you degenerate Barneyfag

Fuck these literal faggots

>Walking Dead game
>Hide in some high up places with Clementine
>Home school her to be a good member of the rebuilding society

Explain this meme. I've seen it in threads for almost a year now and I have no idea what it means.

They should all be killed

someone has an encyclopedic knowledge of both MLP and Barney, and he tries to make others feel bad about his poor life decisions

How do you tell when he makes a thread?

dogger is the most useful thing. he can get you anything you might need and he's a companion/fuck buddy to boot

don't need a filter because bottled water exists in near infinite amounts if everyone else is dead. zombie detector doesn't make you immune to zombies and does nothing useful in avoiding them. glasses are useless with their 32gb capacity. guns just draw attention and its not like you're ever killing every zombie there is anyways, this goes for all the weapons.

I could go on, but the dogger is the best.

>Dead Rising
>grab 3 days worth of food and hide out somewhere until it is all over

laptop, I'd have all the resources to rebuild society, and even if I die someone will find it eventually

he doesn't barneyfag is the fag who posts barney in any thread that has anything to do with MLP. he can detect even the smallest pixel from the MLP show and he'll let you know by citing 23 different barney episodes and their TV guide ratings.

>Link
>Weapons expert
>Not Ratchet
Are you brain dead?

>leader: a clownass douchebag
>brawler: man with a prosthetic gun
>weapons expert: man that only uses a sword ever
>naruto
>furry shit
>a fuckin pony

I'm triggered

>Ever taking a normal human with no powers in a theoretical team
I actually enjoy Uncharted but why would anyone take Drake? He isnt even a future spess soldier or some shit.

A-user, can you please pull this trigger for me?

he's practically invincible and has a kill count that rivals any space marine's.

Perish ye damned Barneysodomite

>Link only use a sword ever

I've always wanted to meet the man with negative IQ, so many questions

fuck you