No tweets for 11 hours... WHERE THE FUCK DID HE FLY TO???

No tweets for 11 hours... WHERE THE FUCK DID HE FLY TO???

THIS HAS TO FUCKING STOP, HOLD ME

Europe, you goddamn idiot. It's going to be absolutely bring anyway.

Gamescom you moron.

This ruse has to fucking end

>gamescom
>real

Gamescom is already over on Sunday though.

My god you kojimacunts are insufferable

I want to believe he's going to make some special announcement with konami like a mgs3 remake or something and that the whole break up is over.

You know nothing of our struggle peasant

you know that hideo kojima rarely stays for the whole game convention stuff? like he only stays for like 1-2 days during E3

Holy fuck can you imagine a total remake/remaster/HD rerelease of MGS1-4 in one package released across multiple platforms? I would suck dicks for that.

You'd do it for anything really.

To empty Sony's money vaults on mocap sessions for Z-list Japanese actresses.

OMG NEW GAYM GUYS

GUYS WHAT IF

GUYS
IT MEANS
IT WILL INCLUDE FLYING WITH DRAGONS

Are people really this excited for Death Stranding or is it just a meme? All we've seen is a vague teaser so far.

Into a wormhole to another dimension

Holy fuck he's flying who gives a shit he documents his whole life on twitter

You're right I would.

Yes I can imagine. But I would not suck dicks like the faggot that you are, faggot.

prolly meeting up with del taco

>he doesn't want to just suck dick with no strings attached all the time, covered in cum and treated like an object by hot boys who won't even give you the time of day
Wow you're an actual faggot.

No, it will include flying anime lesbians with guns and illusion magic.

He's going to a cancer center that has a new type of experimental chemo therapy. It doesn't look like he'll live long enough to finish Death Stranding.

...

You feel it to don't you

We finally get a Madoka game?

Yes friend all too well... this zombie shit has to be a ruse.

No I wanna suck your dick koji-kun and you can't fucking stop me

We already have two.

I really hope once he releases his next music clip people realize he is a fucking piece of trash and that Konami would do a favor hiring him back

He is heading off to prepare to Go Nuclear at Konami HQ as retaliation for Metal Gear Survive

CALLING IT NOW
PLEASE SCREENCAP THIS POST
KOJIMA IS GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE REAL NEXT MASTERPIECE AND SURVIVE WAS JUST A JOKE AND HE'S SORRY

IT'S
JUST
A
PRANK
BRO

He retweeted this about a month ago:

It said venom snake is grey fox.

>All aboard!

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Kojimbo went through a wormhole to an alternate dimension where he now battles

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with Kojima fans?

>Kojima tweets about going on a flight
>WHERE IS HE GOING LE RUSE CRUISE LE CHAPTER 3 CONFIRMED WHY ARE WE STILL HERE, JUST TO SUFFER XD

You're not suffering at all you're just fucking retarded

Wait a tit, like before Frank Jagger was? Then again he went by Grey Fox the whole time, so how is Venom Grey Fox? I would like to see a game of Venom Snake setting up outer haven or a remake of MG 1 playing as young solid snake.

It's a good games

Autism, plain and simple

There's no point in trying to understand them user

What's if it's Venom(Medic) Kojima and the real Solid Kojima is in Konami

>He falls for cosplay
So delicious.

Calling it now:
SCREENCAP THIS POST!
>Norman Reedus is David Hayter

I just want Kojima new game to be released.


It's time to stop this fraud

>MGS 1 be first vidya game ever played
>Become super fan playing all the games buying ever re-release, remake, merch, etc.
>Come 2016, final game in the main franchise gets rushed by fuckboi Kojima and is not as good as it should have been
>The creator Konami gets upset about and gets axed
>Take beloved franchise and try to cash in on the zombie/survival game craze

wait a second

I dont believe Kojima is on that plane

I believe Hideo is the one on that plane

I remember kojima went with 2 other people to a meeting with a guy named mascottomon or maskittemen or similar

He cant keep getting away with these fucking spaghetti pictures, this is getting out of hand. It has to be a secret message

I wanna suck on Kojima's toes and then but truck him furiously.
>I will then inflate his pecs with silicone to give him breasts before slicing them off
The breasts will be hung over a fire until the flesh hardens while I continue to buttfuck him.
>He will be forced to drink the rendered tit fat from my newly fashioned tit bowls
I will then glue the two tit bowls together into a ball.
>It will be painted to resemble a pokeball
Gotta catch em all!

I know you're full of shit.

Kojima retweets literally any fan stuff that gets sent to him

>FLY TO

It's "flown to", you retard.

Was getting fired part of kojima plan?

I don't know but naked Kojima is here beginning operation 'intrude my virgin ass'

What the hell? That's fucking weird to just decide to not accomplish more with such a rare and fine opportunity.. you should atleast somehow aquire a Kojima fetus and keep it inside of the pokeball or something. Jesus Christ..

What if Kojima is Gray Fox?

if you add in timezones, he'll likely show up near the end of gamescom

>where did he flown to?

More importantly, did he died?

What if your post sucks? Oh wait, there is no what if.

This guy still doesn't know that quiet is Chico.
>What a fucktard. KYS.