What are some games that trigger nu-males?

What are some games that trigger nu-males?

Its hilarious how hard they are trying to make Aquaman look "badass".

I'd love to see a collage of photos of people who unironically use the term "nu-male"

Any game starring a bald white male.

Did you completely miss the 1990s?

>implying that needs effort
Aquaman has been badass for decades. Only normies still think of the Superfriends version.

He is, but
>haha, look at him, he drank a Vodka bottle in one sip, he's so hardcoar

Holy shit. When did he become Thor of the ocean? That's awesome.

>nu-males
Says the omega

Yeah, he's so f*cking epic.

Eroge

since when vodka is yellow

Yeah but aquaman has a beard and according to Sup Forums beard = numale

It does.
>I can control fish with my mind
My fucking sides.
All DC superhero besides Batman are so goddamn lame.

You're just mad because he's become Broseidon.

You're out of your depth kid

Not that user, and not saying he's drinking vodka, but Percovka's a real thing.

Yeah, he drinks alcohol, he's such a fucking bro, amirite ;))
Epic as fuck bros.

Not if you are a polynesian muscle head

Doom

>flavored vodka
DCEU Aquaman being a numale confirmed.

>Straight edge fag getting triggered by people who drink alcohol

Back to Sup Forums fag.

>nofunallowed.jpg

Can you please go back to your cuckshed. What are you even on about, do you feel threatened or what

Actually, I think he's drinking Whiskey, or something like that, the bottle is very different from a vodka bottle.

Is there anything more manly than drinking pure alcohol?

It's tequila, I think.

Not triggered by alcohol, but by the fact that this is the way they chose to not make him look lame as fuck.
Then again, its Jason Momoa, all the characters he plays are personality-less rough grunt.

Why does Aquaman look like Roman Reigns

>nu-males
God I hate this term so much, just call them fucking betas and move on. Seeing Sup Forums try to parrot around new words they learn is really cringeworthy.

It's impossible for me to take Aquaman seriously after over 2 decades of him being made fun of and there is a 0% chance I'm seeing the movie if Snyder is involved in any way.

Drinking water since it wont kill your gains.

The game you hate the most.

What is it with this obsession you guys have with "nu-males"? Is it like a fetish?

>black hair
>black armor
>black trident
DC is fucking retarded

Aquaman has been meme'd to death by the entire world for decades, and that guy has simply no charisma.

DOA.

Hes from Sup Forums. Hes the spic known as Dannyboy. He spams JUST and DC threads everyday and gets buttmad over marvel movies.

t. nu male

Wow. All the straight edge faggots here that don't work out, don't have fun and are frustrated because of their inability to grow presentable facial hair must value their virginity really a lot. Enjoy finding excuses why you're supposedly superior to others while the inferior masses actually have a life, losers. You and niggers are the reason America has gone to shit

>He feels threatened by alchohol

How sheltered are you?

Fair enough. Either way, I doubt that's vodka.

>but by the fact that this is the way they chose to not make him look lame as fuck.
It's just one scene, and it isn't something that makes people cool. It's pretty well known that soldiers during WWII were often intoxicated, one way or another, before going into battle, so that they'd be less fearful. Alcohol numbs quite a few your nerves and some people tend to get very agressive and fearless, when drunk.

Gonna sage the shitty meme of the month but what do people see in beer? It tastes like shit. I'm cool with all other alcohol though aside from wine. That's shit's for suburban white women.

I don't, I get drunk myself almost every weekend.
The fact that they try to make him look badass by making him drink alcohol is just laughable, since only 10 year olds think drinking alcohol is badass.
They are just trying too hard.

Fuck you

Nigga its one guy shitposting

>They are just trying too hard.
Seems to be a common theme with the latest DC movies.
HONKA HONKA

Brütal Legend

>aquaman

I'm the king of the ocean! All the animals of the sea are at my beckon. What do I spend my time doing? Destroying ROVs and getting drunk in a fishing village.

Fucking DC, I swear they don't know how to do anything properly.

>implying rough cavemen characters are not entertaining in an action flick

>straight edge
I wish
>don't work out
Mainly because I work with concrete ten hours a day
>don't have fun
That's why I'm not straight edge
>inability to grow presentable facial hair
You got me there, grandpa should've never splooged inside a Lakota Sioux woman
>must value their virginity a lot
Again, I wish.

I love America as it is and I'm superior to nobody.

>10 year olds think drinking alcohol is badass.

What do you think the target audience is for capeshit movies?

Batman: The Brave and the Bold has the best version of Aquama, but DC in the movies is activly anti-ham so we'll never see him.

Neckbeard closet frogposter gets triggered.jpg

>>black hair
>>black armor
>>black trident
None of those are true tho. His hair is dark brown with blond highlights. The armor is dark green with bronze. The Trident is silver.

>what do people see in beer?
It tastes nice and is a drink that you can drink for a longer period of time and just enjoy, especially cold.
>It tastes like shit.
There's a shitton of different beers, you can't say that beer in general tastes like shit. It's like saying that juice in general tastes like shit, despite there being all kinds of juices.

>he's a bingabonga casino owner
Every point you can make is invalid by default

>I love America as it is

You are cancer.

You give me way too much credit, the only thing I own is a '93 Intrepid and genital warts.