WOW LOOK IT'S AN ANCIENT PRECURSOR DOOR LOOKS LIKE IT WILL ONLY OPEN IF WE GET 100 POWER CELLS!

WOW LOOK IT'S AN ANCIENT PRECURSOR DOOR LOOKS LIKE IT WILL ONLY OPEN IF WE GET 100 POWER CELLS!

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We're heroes, remember? We already have a hundred power cells.

Fuck you Crash Bandicoot !

BRING ME 90 PRECURSOR ORBS

Man they ruined Keira's face in 2 so the other girls would look better.

Type out the sounds from doing a double jump and spin.

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HAHUHYAHAHU

HWUH

TH'CHACHA

is that owen wilson?

yeah FUCK YOU CRASH BANDICOOT

WOW

>Wasn't there for it live
My biggest regret. I only caught the last third of it.

MUH
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>Jak very clearly says 'OUCH' when hit sometimes in all versions
>Jak seems to shout, laugh and talk in the Japanese dub

Proof that he was not a mute and him saying 'IM GONNA KILL PRAXIS' is justified

Atheists:1
Precursors: 0

OH MY GOD
I MEANT TO DOUBLE JUMP
MY VEHICLES KEEP EXPLODING FOR NO REASON
WHAT A SHIT GAME
OH MY GOD
THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON FOR DRIVING TO BE IN THIS GAME
PADDING
OH MY GOD

>piece of seal, yes?
>nice and shiny, huh?
>all yours!
>uh oh!
>I see red troopers approaching!

I very much wanted to do rude and lewd things with girl.

>he didn't just ride the jetboard past them

Hyahya

Chwo

>with girl.

Which girl user?

Personally i'd go for Tess, but fuck her furry form shit that was lame she should have stayed human

cringe worthy as fuck

i just skipped to about a third of the way and he's explaining how he did some obscure glitch just to skip a cut scene

i hate speed runners

Keira was my first vidyafu

You sound miserable. It's a very mellow run. It takes a little bit to pick up but it really snowballs.

>The Precursors turned out to be god damn Ottsels

Still can't decide if that's hilarious or disappointing

Jak was so cute in the first game. Why did they ruin him?

jak 1 was easy as fuck to 100% so this wasnt that big of a deal. the reward was shit though.

This is absolutely wonderful

Sony wanted the GTA audience. So they ramped up the edge 10 folds.

They could never get away with something like this today.

>UDON
They still could

yeah because its all on the internet now

I fucking miss the old occasional Swim-suit issues or just saucy Lara pics they did just for the magazines that shit was awesome back in the day.

But then kids just look up Rule34 these days, why wouldn't they?

Ratchet and clank was always the superior series.

>Those playful nods to each other's existence

They were respectful rivals

>There are people that prefer Jak, Ratchet & Clank, and Sly over Crash and Spyro

yeah, Crash and Spyro went to absolute shit.

This. Crash and Spyro too with the demos

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This game was a lot easier than I remembered it
I thought it was funny how you could skip the ice and centipede cave level entirely if you got all the powercells from the levels before it.
You don't even need to turn on the portal and Kira is just standing at the new zoom bike mini stage

Take out sly and I agree

I remember not activating one of echo temples.
I didnt notice all they way until I just needed few power cells to complete run.
One of power cells was from some mountain race. It was visible and I couldn't make out how to get to it, eventually found place that should be eminating echo yet it didnt. I think it was yellow.

>get all power cells hoping to get a bonus level
>Nope, it's just a 10 second cutscene

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>not liking all of them

I love 'em all tbqh. Jak 3 was a mistake however, too much driving, not enough platforming.

WE GOTTA FIND THE CAR KEYS

There were also a few times where it was obvious he was trying to talk before Daxter interrupts him.

J&D is not a japanese developed game retard

Is this series any good? I recently played Banjo Tooie and it was complete garbage. I need to play some decent fucking 3D platformer. I just want platforming in a 3D environment, I don't want shitty gimmicks or transformations or minigames or dumb fuck shit like that.

Every good 3D platformer has its share of minigames and gimmicks. I feel it's almost part of the genre.

NANI
This gonna b gud

I know for sure that Sly is complete trash and one of those games that are overrated by babies who got the PS2 as their first and only console. Compared to Sly, even arguably bad and flawed games like Banjo Tooie are a million times better. Sly feels like your typical subpar low budget platformer from a talentless dev who jumped on the platforming bandwagon.

You need to be 18 to post here

Original Sly was the fuckin best

The time trials and level dev commentary you get for beating them were great

Banjo Kazooie has none of that shit, it's just a fun game with tightly designed level that does a few things but does them perfectly. The only issue with Kazooie were the transformations which are bullshit, you give up all your moves (and your fun) for a transformation that does nothing or just does a couple of very basic things.

With Tooie, RARE went full retard. I swear this game feels even worse than DK64 sometimes.

YookaLaylee is going to suffer from the same issues as tooie with convoluted level design and gimmicks. From the trailer you see the snow plow and that's already a transformation that does nothing and it's only used to open up some parts of the level. Also the dumb enemies with no AI or any kind of attack other than rushing the player mean YL will also have no combat mechanics to speak of. It was not an issue on the N64 because action games weren't a thing back then but nowdays I feel like the game should have some deeper combat mechanics than bashing enemies by pressing X.

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Faggot I grew up with the SNES and N64, I just never played Tooie before. Kazooie is one of my favourite games ever.

see

You didn't like the transformations, that proves you're just another millennial fuckwad who only likes it because some fat fuck on the internet likes it.

Fuck off.

>retard
>whilst replying to a baitpost

Did you guys know that someone actually made a t-shirt out of this?
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>liking giving up all your fucking moves and mobility in exchange for nothing

You seem like the millennial fuckwad who pretends to like shitty game design because some fat fuck on Youtube told him that the game is the best ever made and objectively perfect. If you weren't a millennial you'd be mature enough to criticize a game you grew up with and admit its flaw and hope the sequels will improve instead of just rehashing.

Fuck off dipshit, no one cares about your childish opinions

>you liked what I don't like, stop [buzzword][buzzword][generalization][strawman][buzzword]
Please get off the PC and call your mom, she probably misses you

If Kazooie was acceptable levels of fluff in your eyes, then I guess the essentials are
>Jak and Daxter but just the first one
>Sly Cooper, Sly 2 if you enjoyed Sly Cooper
>Super Mario 64, Sunshine, Galaxy, Galaxy 2
>Mirror's Edge

These two images are just various 3D platformers, no real theme to them beyond that.

Thanks, but I already played all of them. I didn't like Sly though, got the trilogy and dropped it during the second game.

Hopefully YL will deliver and not be another poorly designed clusterfuck like Tooie even though it seems to be going in that direction.

No, you see, everyone who actually grew up with the game liked the transformations. Why? Because they were a core part of the experience. Transforming into a bee in Click Clock Wood was fucking fantastic. No one was autistic enough to cry because "muh controls X(((((" they were excited because it's something new and interesting in a game they enjoy playing.

>kao the kangaroo

Holy shit I remember that turd. I got it for free when I purchased a scanner or some other peripheral during the early 2000s. It was an amateur turd of a game, it was made by TITUS, the same fuckers who shat out Superman 64 and many other terrible games. The only game that was so bad to the point of reminding me of Kao was fucking Sly Cooper, down to the ugly oversized coin collectables, shitty music, shitty sound effects, shitty graphics, shitty combat consisting of the mashing of the a button to attack.

Then uhh some upcoming ones include Spooky Cat's Happy Hell and A Hat in Time. If you like FPS platformers there's Hover Revolt of Gamers (3rd person and 1st person) and Burrito Galaxy 65.

>Hover Revolt of Gamers

How's that game been shaping up lately? Name makes me hate everything, but it looked pretty cool when they put up the Kickstarter for it

But if you actually grew up with that game you'd realize that the transformations were bullshit that added nothing to the game and while the idea of turning into something else was good they were poorly executed. You can't tell me transformations like the walrus in freezezy peak were good, all it was used for was entering wozza's cave and crawling to the back of the cavern, it did nothing, moved slowly, and had literally no attacks. The fucking pumpkin was also retarded, but at least in that level there was a challenge of getting around as a stupid pumpkin.

In most games when you transform into something or obtain something that changes the fundamental gameplay you gain some kind of gimmick or attack or power or whatever, in BK most of the transformations gained you jack shit and were boring. In Tooie this is a major issue because the levels are enormous and you have to backtrack for huge distances using spastic transformations that move slowly and do nothing interesting just so you can open some areas.

Crash was never good.

No KID gave any fucks about any of this shit you're bitching about.

The transformations are an integral part of the game, if you can't see that, you just need to leave.

It was a good tech demo.

What kind of argument is that? They're an integral part of the game and they're poorly designed. An integral yet poorly designed part of the game that needs to get the fuck improved out of it.

the fuck you say

It's early access so probably not

Crash was always not good.

I know it's a cool thing to pretend you're retarded, but it's not getting you very far here.

Except the running joke was Jak was a quiet, innocent boy. Then the first fucking thing he says, he goes full edge mode "I'm gunna KILL praxis!

Dude, (you) just replied to a bait post...

>tfw the thread contains levels of contrarianism, irony and trolling at work here no mortal man could hope to decipher

Was this thread bait to begin with? am i bait? are you?

Who else 101 power cells

I demand more waifus

>dat jiggle physics

I can't recall the last western game to have them.

Don't you know? Boobs don't jiggle. We're just being realistic.

Yeah, well, I imagine being locked up in a tower of evil, tortured, and pumped full of Edge Super Cells for years by a cigar devouring general and his scientist ass slave would do that to you.

Yeah, it's so strange that Naughty Dog would write that into the game.

Is it

yeah, it seems like a pretty dramatic and heavy handed tone shift

I prefer Gex

Why are the other two still playing if they're already naked?

>Hopefully YL will deliver and not be another poorly designed clusterfuck like Tooie even though it seems to be going in that direction.
PlayTonic said they learned from their mistakes user

They just lost.

>warioland
>its wario world
>ww was more of a brawler than a platformer
Triggered

No they didn't. Their clothes are already off but middle girl JUST threw down a hand of cards. See motion effect on her cards.

They were really fast.