Hmm suspicious

Hmm suspicious...

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Could it be...?

WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END

OVER A FUCKING YEAR OF THIS SHIT

I'VE SAID I'M DONE WITH THE RUSE CRUISE SO MANY TIMES AND THEN I GET PULLED BACK IN

I WANT THIS SHIT TO STOP

END IT TONIGHT KOJIMA

END IT

You can't do that because he could have had a layover somewhere.

happyzebra.com/distance-calculator/Germany-and-Japan.php

WTF is in that image?

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Why is he eating Duracell batteries?

fuck

Its the only thing keeping his nanomusheens alive

It's nothing. Survive is all you get. The end has come. Write off MG and Konami and be done with it.

Gamescom has until tomorrow night you nigger. We must hold out hope

I hope he shows some Death Stranding gameplay, or at least release some story details, because i seriously don't know what the fuck is in that game

Tbh its probably a reskin of silent hills with some metal gear solid 5 gameplay and different enemies. So probably a 3rd person horror game.

Cant wait to see you non-believers get BTFO in the next 24 hours.

Metal Gear Survival?

ok but we still don't know what's the context of the game, what's your idea for Death Stranding story?

13 hrs from japan but closest airport is a 3 hour drive? he's gotta be in africa. researching child soldiers and such

African child soldier here,

I just saw Hideo Kojima roaming the jungles.

Is he alone?

>13 HOURS
>3
>3 AND HALF HOURS BY CAR
>3
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED BOIS

From what I can guess, this guy is actually dead, and he's going through what his hell is perceived as and he's stranded there. Or he is in a coma and has to find links in his dreamworld to pull himself back to reality. Remember kojima mentioned something about figurative ropes. Hell im not even sure ludens are apart of this game. They might just be kojimas signature. But if they are I imagine they are the enemies you have to fight.

what about the crying baby?

Part of his personal hell, he probably lost his kid and is going through some kind of hell remembering it over and over.

Similar to how kojima lost his baby (the metal gear franchise) and has been making new relationships with figurative ropes.

Typical fucking jap. Travels halfway across the world and just wants to eat jap shit

Riddle me this Riddler, if it's a direct import then why the fuck is the packaging in Japanese?

He already said it will appeal to uncharted fans though.

It's more like a 3rd person action game.

gamesradar.com/kojima-thinks-youll-like-his-next-game-if-youre-into-uncharted-or-the-division/

my hype has been peaked. i really enjoyed uncharted's gameplay. a slightly surreal / spooky action game like that would be awesome

Those are Norimaki crackers.

How many villagers have you raped today?

hitachino.cc/en/distributor/
check germany

>People still think Chapter 3 is happening
So happy I dropped this fucking retarded fanbase after MGSV almost made me kill myself

By that logic, kojima could also be in brazil

That doesn't mean shit, user. We sell those at my local grocery store in California

you have gay hands

>that sliver of dick tip poking through the bottom
post your whole dick faggot. looks pink enough to not be a jew dick

any livestream tommorow?

That's his thumb faggot.

>he spent all that time traveling just to buy candy

The madman.

thats the tip of his dick you nigger

umeboshi flavored snacks are tasty, you guys should try them sometime


t.jap

Jesus christ, how dense are you?

It's my thumb, I wouldn't hide my dick if I was going to post it.

Are you gay ?

Chapter 3 Peace title card shows up after nuclear disarmament. FOB is endgame.
The only cut content we have hard evidence for is one mission, Episode 51 which another boss battle with Liquid Sahelanthropus, the cutscene for which you have already seen, and the boss fight you have already played twice.

It's not happening. If GZ and TPP didn't provide you with enough underwhelmingly mediocre Fox Engine based stealth then buy Survive.

>2016
>shilling for konami
Disgusting

>underwhelmingly mediocre
>shilling

...

>buy survive
Yes, shilling

thanks for the laugh hahahha

THE MAN WITH NO THUMB

if you saw him, you would already be dead

You deserve it for being this stupid

OH SH

thats his right hand user.

exactly. his right hand holding the keys. left hand taking picture. dick poking up through bottom

I don't know how you could misinterpret that as pro Konami unless you're retarded.

IT'S OVER LADS, GO HOME

/thread

ITS HABBENING

I DON'T GET IT

my heart is going to stop

what is he about to do

WHERE IS JOOST

SCAN NUDE JOOST NAKED

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO ADD UP ALLLLL THE PIECES, user!!!!
You forgot about This

>"checking the equipment"
>not a picture of his dick

Dissapointed.

metricminds.com/#about

still don't get it

YES ITS FINALLY COMING OUT

IT'S A FUCKING TIME MACHINE

KOJIMA IS LITERALLY GOING TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO THE EVENTS OF MGSV DEVELOPMENT AND MAKE IT A GOOD GAME INSTEAD

THIS IS HIS FINAL RUSE. CREATING A TIMELINE OF GARBAGE ONLY TO FORM A DEVIATION IN THE TIME STREAM BY TRAVELLING BACK IN TIME AND MAKING A GOOD MGSV GAME.

The downside is we're all left STRANDING in the shit timeline and have to live with the shit version of MGSV.

Kojima better scan Stefanie nude this time

>implying he didn't already scan her entire body with his dick

how about now?

youtube.com/watch?v=L9cgL6DcogY
youtube.com/watch?v=sx7lfJcnQDA
I came

Hitachino Nest is distributed in practically every first world country, that doesn't exactly narrow things down, he could be in London for all you know. Also Japanese styled bars/restaurants always have Hitachino, Sapporo, and Asahi.

Im at a LOSS

>Uncharted
How fucking normie can you get.

4u

those are some Sean Murray tier feet

Is the dream dead?

Is he even working on the fucking game?

shoot me in the heart joost

Kojima has always liked uncharted. He's tweeted about it being a good series in the past.

looks like a badly drawn pose, even if it's the real deal.

I'd trace it and people still would tell me to read Loomis

shit your thumbnail looked like joost was on the toilet in a bathroom

severely disappointed

condoms

how?
foreshortening is a bitch ain't it

What's up with the time machine comments? Twitter was filled with them when the tweet was posted

yeah, hands are hard enough to draw, I don't need this 3d bullshit

just draw silly shit like this. panties will drop.