Pokemon Sun and Moon thread

>Palossand controls human adults, making them build a sand castle that provides camouflage and also raises its defensive abilities. Unlike Sandygast, if Palossand loses some of the sand from its body, it can restore itself on its own. When moving about in search of prey, the shovel on top of Palossand’s head revolves. It’s said that the shovel could be serving as some kind of radar.

>Palossand loves the vitality of Pokémon and drags small Pokémon into its body so it can steal their life force. Its sandy vortex swallows them up in a heartbeat! Pokémon dragged into Palossand leave traces of their ill will behind. It’s thought that this negative energy may be the starting point of new Sandygast...

Is this the most fucked up pokemon yet?

I can see a hippowdon making this pokemon its bitch.

>A sarlacc pit disguised as a sandcastle

You'd have to be insane to go to the beach, let alone allowing your kids to go. This can't be good for tourism.

Don't worry, they probably only eat pokemon.

Just don't bring any pokemon and you'll be fine.

Yeah, fine. Except for the part where they POSSESS YOU.

>people train these things
After the first few people lose their beloved pokemon, you'd think there'd be bounties for the capture and destruction of these monsters.

They're probably on blocked-off parts of beaches then, I mean they do hire people just to get rid of Pyukumukus, they probably also hire people to get rid of Palossand and Sandygast.

>People get hired to get rid of these cute things
>No one gets hired to get rid of these pokemon murderers

They must be on some hidden beaches if no one cares about them.

Thanks to this I needed to fap to quicksand snuff. Thanks Gamefreak!

>Ghost is my favorite type
>Use one in every run I do
>But also hate type redundancies, so I only pick one
>Can't decide between this thing and Mimikyu
What do?

...

Dont be an autist?

Learn that just because you have type redundancy doesn't mean those pokemon can't end up fitting different roles in your team.

Pick based Alolan Marrowhawk instead.

>No pokemon game where you're tasked on thinning out, eliminating or driving away dangerous pokemon

Wasn't that basically Pokemon Ranger?

>Old Pokemon games Pokedex entries
>This mon can do this bullshit feat with unrealistic and grossly exaggerated numbers/it said it has the power of yadda yadda/it appears in some legend or folklore or whatever

>New Pokemon games Pokedex entries
>This Pokemon will fucking murder your 10 year old son by asphyxiation/cut him in half with a single swipe/turn it into a pokemon/crush him by stepping on him by accident/kidnap him forever/lethal poison that takes effect in 5 seconds/eat his soul/melt his brain and suck it trough his ears

Wasn't that more about conservation than anything else?

I mean despite the dangerous pokemon in the world it is a pretty idealistic setting.

>All the people hired to get rid of them get possessed
>No one knows because the victims are all made to keep up the pretense of normalcy and report the missions as successful
>By now the entire region is secretly enslaved by spooky sandcastles

Either that or turned into sex slaves for female Salandits. I prefer option 2 desu family

Old pokemon games had some fucked up dex entries too.

>Hypno
>When it is very hungry, it puts humans it meets to sleep, then it feasts on their dreams.
And in FR/LG one kidnaps a kid you have to save

>Haunter
>By licking, it saps the victim's life. It causes shaking that won't stop until the victim's demise.

To be fair, Gen 1 only had 1 ghost type family, and ghost types tend to be the only pokemon that get the fucked up dex entries.

why do the regions in pokemon have so little contact with each other? You're able to travel to those regions but have no idea about the pokemon that live there? shouldn't there be a compendium of every living pokemon by now?

I recall Drowsy and other pokemon having pretty fucked dex entries.

Largest plot hole you just have to basically ignore in the game series. Everyone knows.

It's some kind of "we just haven't begun indexing the pokemon here publicly yet" and it's your job as a 10 year old to do it.

In almost every game there's a few trainers that say they're from a different region, and the Pokemon that have Alolan forms (With the exception of Exeggutor) were brought over by trainers from Kanto, moving to Alola.

I guess you're just playing at that very time in every region where a scientist goes "shit we better start a compendium of every living Pokemon in this particular area, but I'm old as balls and have this kid's hot mom to bang on the reg, I KNOW, I'll just get the kid to do it".

>Drowsy

>Old Pokedex entries
>INDIAN ELEPHANTS
>New Pokedex entries
>This pokemon will fucking eat your life
Fixed

It's mostly ghost types that get the fucked up shit.

They'll need to make a monster girl copy of this.
>Approach sandcastle on beach
>Ground opens up and swollows you
>Sandgirl has her way with you.
GG no re.

We call it monster hunter

Monsters "faint" in both games so a crossover would be great.

>"faint"
>MH
Nigga they get killed and mutilated, even if you capture them they are later cut down to pieces.

Thats why I said "faint"

Is the indian elephants just a translation thing, or is it in the Japanese version too?