KOJIMA (RUSE?) THREAD - FINAL DAY!?

Kojima just touched down somewhere after a 13 hour flight, 3.5 hour drive
twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/767063720379944961
>Approximate travel time from Berlin, Germany to Tokyo, Japan is 11 hrs, 33 mins
Taking into account different locations and delays, that could easily have been 13 hours
The nearest airport to cologne (Gamescom location) is ~4 hours
Tomorrow is the final day of Gamescom

IS IT HAPPENING?
WAS KONAMI INSIDER RIGHT!?

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This guy might've been right
My body has never been more ready than it is right now

>3 hour drive from Berlin to Cologne

Why not just fly into Cologne or Dusseldorf?

>Silent Hills: Death Stranding
That doesn't make sense. Why would he partner with Sony and Konami at the same time?

Press F to honor konami insider's sacrifice

I like Hideo Kojima's games and everything but I think you guys should stop worshipping the man.
You're being as creepy and disgusting as Satoru Iwata's cocksuckers.

twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/767073864585187329?s=09

obviously he is making up shit, but that guy probably meant that silent hills was going to be death stranding or atleast that was the full name of the game before it got cancelled

youtu.be/m5q9Z59V628

youtube.com/watch?v=Sh-eZsjcwwE

"They are here on our earth and they oversee and see us all, don't trust the news, don't trust the police, they are already controlled by them, so it has been since 75 years ago"

"You have the right to become one of us, so welcome to our world, very soon the gates to a new dimension will open"

"2-0-4-8-6-3"
>THEY MUST BE FOUND

I want off this wild ride already.

>The nearest airport to cologne (Gamescom location) is ~4 hours

Stop talking to out your ass. There are two close ones: Cologne-Bonn Airport and the Dusseldorf Airport.

>no fun allowed
Kill yourself.

>oh OP's probably jist bullsh-
>look up tweet
>look up travel time from Japan to Germany
>mfw he's telling the truth

LET THE RUSE CRUISE COME BACK TO LIFE

interest bump

F

I want off Mr. Kojima's wild ride

People exaggerate their travel times. Maybe he had a layover. Jesus Christ, guys

too good to be true i hope

bump

Do you remember? Konami was trying to sell the rights of the game to the highest bidder. Microsoft eventually declined. So it's possible Sony bought the rights to the game to keep it exclusive, and then hired Kojima independently.

People don't actually believe this garbage, do they? I was disappointed about Silent Hills and the ending of MGS V, too, but come on, get over it.

It's fucking happening

>The nearest airport to cologne (Gamescom location) is ~4 hours

AAGHGHG RAGHGGHFHGJ I CAN'T HANDLE THIS FUCKING RUSE CRUISE ANYMORE. JUST END ALREADY AND DISAPPOINT MY GULLIBLE SELF.

These ruse threads are like the inverse of the no mans sky threads. Sup Forums is a wild place man

Norman Reedus is a dead giveaway that it could be the exact same project.

never be game over XD

HE LANDED IN HAMBURG
>HE LANDED IN HAMBURG
HE LANDED IN HAMBURG
>HE LANDED IN HAMBURG
IT'S 3.5 HOURS FROM COLOGNE
>IT'S 3.5 HOURS FROM COLOGNE
IT'S 3.5 HOURS FROM COLOGNE
>IT'S 3.5 HOURS FROM COLOGNE

ITS REAL

BRITISH AIRWAYS FLIES THE ROUTE FROM TOKYO TO HAMBURG

FLIGHT TIME IS 13 HOURS

EVERYTHING MATCHES UP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it's not good at all though

Well I'll be damned.

No matter what it's for, he's at Gamescom without a doubt

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y'all niggas need to be realistic about this man. He's probably gonna announce his new Kojimapro mascot intro cinematic video which no one gives a fuck

So, he's probably at Gamescom but won't announce anything because there's no press conference this time.

Actually it's more like he's going as a visitor and will have backroom meetings like he used to do at E3.

I hear "THEY MUST BE FLYING".

at most its going to be small little preview, screenshots, and a new toy

but you don't understand the RUSE! have you even been on reddit.com/r/NeverBeGameOver/

inb4 teaser for a trailer at TGS

inb4 nothing happens and we all pretend to not have gotten excited because hype culture is literally killing video games

I WANT TO BELIEVE

>KOJIMA
>HAMBURG
IS IT A SIGN??

hitachino.cc/en/distributor/

>Kojima
>Hamburger
confirmed

I don't think anyone is suggesting he's not actually going to Gamescom.

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Has he commented on Survive yet?

>survival was in development for the whole time
relevant pic

>cash grab budget title that reuses assets has been in development for 3 years
holy fuck thats crazy

Well,he's in Gamescom for something. Probably just for the hell of it. He loves Germany.

Like all japanese

So he brought is own shit with him or he isnt at gamescom

STANDING

What is japans fixation with german culture?

Japs like arabs

>What is japans fixation with german culture?

It's the least they can do for an old friend.

OH NO
NOT ME
I NEVER LOST CONTROL

WORDS THAT KILL

I'm being serious, so many animes have german culture in them. Moreso than japanese culture desu.

>Autistic fags posting lyrics that do anything but help the discussion develop

WAKE ME UP

WE

i really hope you get home invaded and raped

ARE

((CANT WAKE UP))

YOUR
HOPE

WE
ARE
IN
CON
TROL

I'm betting it was always planned, and may have been Kojima's idea. He just didn't have time to work on it because of the split.

any livestream tommorow/

Horlow?

can't believe the denial in this thread

necessary bump

>implying it would be bad

cant believ ur mom LOL

nice

IT'S FUCKING REAL

I wanna believe but I've learned my lesson after that one countdown site

twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/767109956424257536

CHECKING EQUIPMENT

GET REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY

BUT FOR WHAT

>Motion capture cage

>349093891
>demonstreates it to the sudience
woo ee

IT'S A FUCKING TIME MACHINE

KOJIMA IS LITERALLY GOING TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO THE EVENTS OF MGSV DEVELOPMENT AND MAKE IT A GOOD GAME INSTEAD

THIS IS HIS FINAL RUSE. CREATING A TIMELINE OF GARBAGE ONLY TO FORM A DEVIATION IN THE TIME STREAM BY TRAVELLING BACK IN TIME AND MAKING A GOOD MGSV GAME.

The downside is we're all left STRANDING in the shit timeline and have to live with the shit version of MGSV.

>the time paradox from killing ocelot in 3
BIG BOSS IS JUST SOLID TRAVELLING BACK IN TIME
WE ARE GOING TO GET AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE

Godspeed Kojima, make other me happy.

why would you check motion cap equipment 11:30 PM local time?

Is this the long awaited sstriker ending?

>solid snake aged so fast because he spent years in the 60s and 70s as BIG BOSS
>disappearance of big boss was because snake went back to the future

>We live in a timeline where MGS turned into a fucking survival horror game
>He's going full Homura to save us

Is he gonna do it

>MGS6 announced
>directed by Tetsuya Nomura
Post yfw this happens

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DELAY THIS

>its a action rpg featuring Raiden and Solidus
>theres time travel in it

>kiefer sutherland liked this

You could get to most of Europe within a 3 hour flight. Means nothing really.

I'm gonna go with it anyways. Not because I believe any of this shit, but because the pre-release hype speculation daya before MGSV came out were the best days i've ever had here, it's the most fun Sup Forums ever was to me, and i've been here since 08'.

Why are there people here calling MGSV a shit game?
It's certainly lacking in certain aspects, but I very much enjoyed the time I spent with the game.

its 3 hours by car

let it go, my faggot

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