How to Fix Overwatch

Let's brainstorm a few ideas, Sup Forums

>mandatory tutorial for every game type before you can actually play the game
>during the tutorial, teach new players how to play the fucking objective
>remove snipers(except for Ana), since we'll over 75% of the people playing them are useless to their team
>remove Bastion and torture whoever thought it was a good idea to put a character like him in the game
>increase xp for however long you are on the objective
>make Mercy as viable as Lucio, Zenyatta, and Anna(I went black and I can't go back)
>stop the idiosyncratic Blizzard nerfs

Anything else to add?

cuck

cuck

Make Mei invisible, 10000000 hp, flying ability, there fixed.
Game is now perfect.

cuck

Seriously, fuck the person at Blizzard who created Bastion. He makes every fucking game so unfun, no matter how hard you're winning or losing.

move on faggot

Make widowmaker hitscan again.
Increase her body shot damage.

Almost every idea you just listed is idiotic, something they're already doing, or a sign that you're bad at the game.

You must suck, because bastion is never played at even medium levels

Fuck you, faggot cocklord

I'm pretty sure people only play hanzo for the lulzy hit detection and his ult

Maybe mercy could get interesting if they replace her boost ability with an offensive one that drains health from other players and adds it to mercy

Add fetish DLC with lewd costumes, voice packs, emotes, and pornographic highlight intros. Make it entirely player-side so only people with the fetish packs can see it.

Remove Symmetra from support and add her to defense.

>character ruins low level play
>character is useless at mid to high level play

That means he shouldn't be in the game you stupid cunt.

>he has trouble with bastion

lol

That would be great

>Genji's extra abilities:
Alternate fire
Double Jump
Wall Climb
Sword-Dash
Reflect
Spirit Dragon
Ryujin


>Tracer's extra abilities
Blink
Rewind
Pulse Bomb

Why the fuck is Tracer's kit so limited? She's supposed to be one of the most agile characters, but she's got nothing in-game that helps that other thank blink.

Also, give Ana some movement options or a shield or anything, jesus, it sucks having to waste my health grenade just on me.

You don't fix Overwatch
It panders to casuals, there will never be depth that you want.
People play this game with it's rank system thinking they are good at FPS, it's a fucking laugh.

Look at it this way, because it isn't some ridiculous number of 20v20 or 32v32 they aren't getting their shit handed to them all the time by the 6 people that can play properly.

have a high IQ

>Bastion camping point
>no one will pick one of his counters
>the only Genji is too stupid to take him out
>forced to play peekaboo to kill him
>forced to choose a sniper to kill him
>forced to choose Fareeha to kill him
>forced to use your ultimate to kill him

>sudden death on competitive
>attacking payload
>reinhardt and bastion on payload
>another bastion camping spawn doors
>waste time taking them out
>lose

Fuck Bastion. Whether you're good or bad, fuck him.

You forgot to add junkrat and roadhog to your remove/complete overhaul list
>roadhog
>huge health
>huge damage
>huge heal
>fucking powerful chain

>junkrat
>brain dead bombs
>just spam m1 in their general direction
>eventually get enough chip damage for a tire

The new map scares me with how much looks like relatively narrow corridors. The entire castle is going to be flooded with his stupid fucking grenades

>Makes every game unfun
But he doesn't, only low level play

Junkrat is fine, my friend. Fuck Roadhog's chain though.

>IQ

>Also, give Ana some movement options or a shield or anything, jesus, it sucks having to waste my health grenade just on me
So fucking find a health kit. You're supposed to be removed from the action while sniping anyway, so you have plenty of time.

Just makes Ana even more useless as a support character when she has to stop supporting to recover health.

Where is that pic from?

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Winston needs a right click. I like playing as him but he feels ineffective in most situations when all he can reliably kill is the most squishy of characters

I was thinking right click could make his electricity charge up his shield projector. So when you throw it out it would have its current strength but it would be something like 30% charge. You could then charge it until it was destroyed

Make all losers be strapped to a tickling apparatus and get tickle tortured

NERF DIS XDDDD DAE VIDEOGAME?

Nah you just suck