Come up with a new Metroid game that is even more insulting than Other M and Federation Force

Come up with a new Metroid game that is even more insulting than Other M and Federation Force.

New Metroid game begins with Samus' death (as a tutorial boss)
The person who killed her takes her power suit and becomes the new "protagonist"
Her last words are "I'll see you soon Adam"

A game where you only play as Zero Suit Samus.

this, only the new protagonist is a dude

A 40 hour experience of remodeling and bound and gagged Samus' shithole.

stop making 20mil. Devil's Advocate thread pertaining to Metroid

a metroid thread is right here:

It should also have a lot of vehicle gameplay. People are done with these slow-paced explorathons.

Establishes Other M as canon.

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It's an "origin" story game with Young Samus and the Chozo. It's a puzzle platformer. You do not get the Power Suit at all.

Nintendo attempts makes a new Metroid Prime in their current state.

Any result would be bad.

A lemmings style game where you play as Adam and you have to guide the bumbling Samus through a series of obstacles and traps.

Traps include pictures of Ridley that send her running and pictures of Adam that make her stop while hearts pop up over her head while she fawns over it.

When you win it is revealed that Samus was just testing the Varia suit before Adam took it on a mission to the planet Zebes as the canonical protagonist of Super Metroid.

I like this idea though.

Too bad the Metroid fans are so whiny and entitled that they won't accept change.

Reskin Bayonetta and call it Metroid Finesse.

This would piss me off past the point of no return and its probably going to be their next game unless the series is dead.

I'd play it.

A zombie survival game set in the Metroid universe where you play as some random dude

A mobile metriod game.

A hentai puzzler like HuniePop

Have it be a mix between Other M and Bayonetta. It'll essentially be 2 movies in one!

a game where Samus loses her suit and plays the damsel and someone else somehow obtains her suit and has to save her

So whats your favorite armored core

Tbh Id play this, I hate samus.

Is her asshole going to be a tube

>Young Samus and the Chozo. It's a puzzle platformer.
it actually sounds nice.

The one with the least story.

Samus is a grunt commanded by the characters in Federation Force
It retains Federation Force graphics and the second half of the game is the platoon getting decomissioned and then they decided to train and compete in soccer.
Samus can only play defense

Make an unholy hodgepodge of Metal Gear Solid 4 and 5, AssCreed, and Uncharted, where you play as a Samus without her Power Suit OR Zero Suit as she roams the galaxy as an outlaw. Make a conscious effort to alienate every existing subsect of the fanbase (especially ACfag) and cater to normie cinematic open world tastes as hard as possible. I'll make millions.

Something like last of us, samus crashes to ruins of the earth, finds a little retarded boy which she must protect
earth is now full of zombies, which are revealed to be metroid-zombies in the epic twist
gameplay is survival with bow and arrow, because samus loses her suit when she crashes

> (especially ACfag)
Then it's not the worst possible game.

a metroid game about your fetish

Take FF13 and re-title it Metroid.

Change nothing else about the game.

Endless runner on mobile with micro transactions

>Samus can only play defense

No, Samus is the soccer ball.

>Space Pirates clone Samus
>A bunch of Zero Suit Samus are running around
>You come equipped with only the ice beam
>The entire game is just you running around freezing the other Samus clones

I dunno it'd be stupid as fuck but not insulting.

>let's condemn a series to spite a fan

Very mature user. We're all very proud of you.

Metroid ASSFAGGOTS

so do you have a cloning fetish or a freezing fetish?

Samus goes on another typical journey but grows as a character and truly earns the support and love of others and makes it all the way through to the Galactic Federation Finals only to face Lava Ridley who completely shrugs off Ice Beams and one-shots her to claim the title of champion

Freezing, the clones are just so there'd be sexy girls to be frozen without it being too far fetched.

I'm just doing what OP asked, sorry you got triggered

samus epic yarn
>this would actually be rad

Metroid Kart

During Smash Bros. 5 development Samus is replaced with a Federation Force marine because Samus is now too big thanks to that boss fight.

New Super Metroid
Mario rescues Samus from Bowser

Samus becomes Queen of the Universe

STILL. UPSET.

Metroid + F-zero crossover where you play as captain falcon, you use falcon punch and falcon kick and fight metroids only, no other enemies
to save samus in the end who was captured by black bull. Samus's suit was given to blood falcon who starts killing innocent civilians. It doesn't show blood falcon doing any of that of course as it would incite a M rating, that was censored in the english release. It's an on rails shooter except you shoot your falcon punches and kicks at enemies. No guns. When you use an ultimate attack he says SHOW ME YA MOVES

In the japanese version samurai goroh sends out his son to help samus and she femdoms him, it was censored in the english release by treehouse. Also, there were suggestive scenes with dialogue between falcon and jody summer that were censored.

When you beat the game you unlock samus and can play as her, but it's zero suit samus only, no power/varia suit. the game's 3 hours long.

The game itself is called METROID ZERO despite a game having already been called Metroid Zero Mission and the game having nothing to do with metroid other than samus being in it.

An open world game where you actually hunt for various bounties

yo i'd play that

is she a loli?

That wouldn't be insulting since Samus would be a lot more dominant.

Samus no longer has power armor and she re-joins the Galactic Federation. In the game you work as an ensign doing mission-based grunt work with other federation officers.

That would be cool though.

Cooking Zero Suit Samus with waifu Samus cooking for Adam who is constantly restricting and authorizing the use of cooking utensils.

Metroid soccer might actually work as a sequel to Metroid pinball
I need to workshop this

Why would i do what nintendo is paying people to do right now?

Ill just wait for the next game.

So she stays in her suit the whole time during lewd moments?

It's a JRPG about singing idols in high school with Metroid-related enemies.

Metroid: Another M

map markers for objectives

Play as a Metroid hunting down Samus
Samus is in protective custody at the GalFed HQ, being locked up and handcuffed for her own safety

But that's not any of them.
Well maybe 1. Or ninebreaker but no one likes it.

Reboot Metroid and make the new Samus a dyke tumblrina.

In this version the Chozo are evil and Samus must kill them all.
At the end of the game Samus is killed by Ridley, and her adopted son Adam will take her place.

That could be good though.

Imagine a Metroid micromanagment game where you play as the space pirates to establish a base and protect yourselves from Samus.

It could work like one of those Clash of Clans games with the topdown perspective, but with the right twist on it it could be interesting.

>The game has endless combinations of different ways to experiment with technology and create all sorts of nonsense
>Investing all of your resources on researching phazon gives you the ability to create phazon-spacepirates
>Use resources to gain the ability to clone Ridley, creating an army of Ridleys
>phazon injected motherbrain
>Space pirates with the able to curl up into morph balls after researching "the hunter" enough times


It could work. Especially if they used pic related as the art style

METROID: Make Science!

Remodel
.
Anyone got the tube comic?

desu thats not a bad title.

IF other M had hypothetically been a good game, I would have loved if this was the title of its sequel

>Samus through contrived circumstances is enslaved and has a collar put on her
>Collar space magically disables her suit
>Have to use scrappy shit to fight in an arena setting
>allowed to wander the city in between fights, have to manage winnings to upgrade equipment
>black market dealings get pieces of your suit back, use them piecemeal
>focus on dealing with the various races of peoples
>eventually get all pieces of your suit back and fuck up the arena
>then call the feds on em

a game where you play as adam and have to continuously save samus from ridley/kraid/metroids like she's a damsel in distress

samus is only in her zero suit and she's also the final boss, except she dies in one hit

the game is a straight up COD-inspired cinematic FPS with zero exploration and exclusively uses motion controls to everything

/thread

Hmm . . . Make a bad Metroid? Okay.

Samus gets a distress signal and lands on a planet. For about 30 minutes it plays like normal. Then Samus gets completely overwhelmed in a cutscene by geemers and sidehoppers. Cut to a GF marine.

You then get the message that Samus is now a prisoner and play a full campaign of essentially a CoD reskin in order to clone Adam.

You then control Adam and infiltrate the Pirate base on that planet. The game now plays like DMC or Ninja Gaiden. Something like that. But there are assloads of one button finishers and cutscenes. No matter how bad you play, Adam mops the floor with everything.

Eventually, you break Samus out, and she gives you her suit and all of the upgrades. The rest of the game now plays like RE4 where you lead Samus around like Ashley. The final boss is Ridley who is prefaced by a cutscene in which he scares Samus and makes her cry. Once you kill him, it is explained that he is now permanently dead forever.

After the credits, there is a scene in which Adam is receiving all sorts of medals and awards while everyone praise him. He notices Samus is no longer in the audience, so he activates his fully upgraded Power Suit and shinesparks, with no speed buildup, back home. Samus is there, and she's baked a cake for him. Final shot is him eating a piece of cake with Samus sitting on his lap in the Zero Suit and an apron while kissing his cheek.

>tch nothin personnel, feds
>*does a somersault*
>*tips sunhat*

metroid + tetris = metris

samus is recast a a black haired british punk hooligan who yells fuck you at every opportunity

so Metroid: Deadlocked?

Tetroid.

You learn about geometry.

>and shinesparks, with no speed buildup
This part made me laugh the most.

Nintendo promises an open-universe multiplayer metroid game, where you can go around scanning randomly genterated plants and life forms and kill space pirates.

It's called No Metroid's Sky

I was actually thinking of Samurai Jack, but yeah that too.

A free-to-play first person Rocket League clone starring some fags no one knows or cares about, except it's a lot slower and touching the ball actually damages you. You have to shoot it with the Samus arm cannon.

>Samus gets pozzed
Damn

how much do you want?

...

Jesus Christ, are you actually a Nintendo employee?

Challenge accepted

Metroid: Sticker Star

After a life of hardship
Samus settle down on a planet and live a casual life
It's a housing game

A first person shooter with a cybernetic version of Ridley and a radioactive metroid/spider creature that upon death turns into a darker, edgier version of Samus.

they already made it

>so he activates his fully upgraded Power Suit and shinesparks, with no speed buildup, back home
Beautiful

Reversed Sailor Moon

A text adventure version of the original Metroid

OH FUCK YES
GREAT IDEA SIR user

This is the kind of spinoff I want.

Bloodrayne clone where you play exclusively as Zero Suit Samus and Adam follows you around using a floating hologram drone, he pops up to tell you what to do and where to go and theres no way to stop it from happening. Occasionally Samus gets PTSD and you have to shake the gamepad to get rid of the nightmares. The Baby shows up too.

Samus will be voiced by Tara Strong.

>and shinesparks, with no speed buildup

>and shinesparks, with no speed buildup

Wow, I legit got angry. Well done, user.

You mean FF?
I like suffering and pain. And Giant Mind Controlled Samus

>Come up with a new Metroid game that is even more insulting than Other M and Federation Force.
Metroid Pinball

Except it's not a sequel to the Metroid Prime Pinball. In fact, Nintendo admits that they'd forgotten that game even existed. Instead, it is just a standard pinball game with a ball that looks like a Metroid. You can angle the machine with the camera controls on the 3DS and use the bumpers with L/R, but the game will occasionally "Tilt" (sometimes even if you are holding it perfectly steady) and you lose the ball, in that case.

You only get so many balls, one every hour or so, although you can buy more in DLC bundles.

Oh, and they are doing a contest. If you have the game on a New 3DS and one of the Samus amiibos, you can unlock a 2D Metroid speedrun challenge with the game. Nintendo says they're planning on making a new 2D Metroid title, but that depends on how many people show their support and buy the new Metroid, the amiibos, and the New 3DS and end up playing the speedrun challenges. If too few do, they they'll just assume nobody is interested in 2D Metroid anymore.

I was thinking about how cool it would be to actually have a game like this. Have it be almost five or six different games in one (not a true open world) each being a different bounty. >One may control like Prime and basically be a mini Prime game expansion
>Another may be a classic 2D Metroid segment
>You could have an Other M type bounty
>A stealth mission bounty
>Even an action shooter type bounty
Like have it be a celebration of all the different types of games Metroid has been, while also showcasing where the series could go, and showing what Samus does when she isn't doing Metroid shit.
I got the idea from the mission segment style in FF. I like the idea of taking on bounties and completing them.

They just did and it was shit