How will you defeat the bandits Sup Forums?

How will you defeat the bandits Sup Forums?

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I roll a six and everyone gets dickpunched from my current location by OPM

With a good dicking of course.

You launch a hadouken but the swordsman cuts it in half
what now?

Tele back to Lumbridge

Use ranged beam attacks that pierce the whole group.

I equip a gun

You try to teleport back to lumbridge but you cant flee from this battle

The swordsman just called you a dumbshit

Now what?

I summon my cute loli mage pawn to fight with me

Pull out a 1000 folded genuine japanese katana

ROLL STRAIGHT INTO HIM THEREFOR DODGE HIS ATTACK AND STAB HIM IN THE STAB HIS FOOT 100 TIMES.

Fight the wizard first, then the archer

I put on my wizard robe and hat.

soundcloud.com/quests-stink/ice-burst

>Folded katana
>not metal
Damn son

Ask the crusader why he is allying with bandits

All points in charisma and speech skills. Have sex with bandits.

cus you're a heretic, case closed.

You pull a katana and equip your trusty fedora granting you euphoria and intelligence

you are ready to take out the evildoer for some reason he seems sad seeing you

What now ?
first reply gets it

this bby

*teleports behind him*

Danger build.

Drink mtn dew, boosting my attack for the next 5 turns

Using your new gained intelligence you try to copy that technique you saw at that superior japanese animation and roll into him

Unfortunately you trip and he manages to kick you de equiping your fedora and katana
what now?
5 decides

Call out to the crusader for help

play some card games with him and if we win he lets us pass.(something with rolling)

Call fort my demon Pet dog "Wouf" to help me

call putincopter for assistance

You beg and beg for him to figth you in a card game he reluctantly accepts he will leave you alone if you defeat him but he cant say the same from the rest

1= Catastrophic failure
2-5=Lose
6-9=Win
0=he joins you against the others

3rd reply is the one that counts

i'm prety sure i'm gonna be the only one roling so...
rolling

0

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rolling assfaggots

Good work.

Gg no re

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Impressed by the level of skill you show the swordsman leaves you alone to continue

Which one do you attack now?
2 decides

No user, You are the bandits!

You attack the swordsman with a 1hitkill backstab.

Confront the Paladin. Try and convert him to your side.

the wizard.

Call crusadebro to help your cause

2nd reply or post ending with 2?

Post ending with 2

2?

Gonna have to 360 noscope that wizard in the back for my 7th killstreak and call in my chopper.

>HP is still 500/500 despite the fact that we lost 50 HP when he kicked us
You fucked up

Its post number until specified and sorry for taking too long to draw
You go for the wizard he looks really weak after you walk to him he fires a massive energy wave you have to dodge!
1= Catastrophic failure
2-5=Lose
6-9=Win
0=Counter

1st reply counts

AAAAA

DO IT

ROlle

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YOU FUCKING IDIOT

What are you quoting? There's nothing there

I place a trap card and summon dark magician in defense mode.

YOU ASSWIPE, IF YOU HAD LET ME ROLL I WOULD HAVE WON

Ded

YOU FUCKING IDIOT SO CLOSE

The next post is still a loss. Deleting it did nothing.

There's nothing there. Did you mean to quote ? He's the one who failed the roll

This is all your fault.

Tell them that I know the name on the grave

This isn't even how this works, this is a straight line, the symbol is for ice barrage and you posted ice burst, and ice barrage freezes in a 3x3 area, with a max of 9 people, there's 10 there, and in a straight line

The max you'd get there is 3 people

Fuck off, King Crimson.

>this nigga tryna cheat da gaem by deleting post

Ayy same theme
Also I don't know what you're talking about lmao

>that samefagging

As you attempt to dodge, you fail and die. Everything is black.

GG NO RE

GAME IS OVER, GO HOME

WOW, THANKS IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT and definitely not mine

Dark themes are the best my dude

Thats not me
It hits you with great force you are propelled back at high speed you lose a shitton of life
You can REEEEEEEEEEE in the distance

What now?
7 decides

Damn, nice game OP, farewell.

REEEEEEEEEEE

I cast fireball.

Ask crusader to heal me

USE THE DAYTONA USA CAR AGAINST HIM

Kick him in the balls and do 299 damage

I invite the mage to play a very complex game that is difficult to boil it down to one word.

Cry over the encounter and slit your wrists to greatly reduce your HP, but not quite kill yourself

I call in the counter terrorists from 1.6 (specifically 1.6) saying that they kidnapped my gf

challenge the grand wizard to a game of intellect, the marvelous game of connect four

Remind him magic isn't real, gain all your health back and slap the nerd for being a faggot

Take a sip from my trusty Estus Flask.

This

Do 299.9 damage to him by slapping him with your cock

Sleep with wizards gal pal

reroll my dude

Offer to perform fellatio on the wizard in exchange for passing by him. Also posting the video to facebook where your family can see it because you're a masochist

Put on makeup and stuff our chest and confront him again

Summon your stand

Get fucking BKB, scrub. Kill him.

whip out your dick, and start stroking it fast

shoot him a gun

Whip out your dick and balls

Equip your grandfather's keepsake, a Reflect Ring.

we BKB now, magic immunity for ten seconds here we go

Pull out sword and stab him becausr magic is for losers.

nice