Oh shit lad, you just robbed a bank and now have to escape the cops

Oh shit lad, you just robbed a bank and now have to escape the cops

the player character of the last game you played is your getaway driver

how fucked are you ?

>Warhammer 40k: Chapter Master
I'll be just fine, no heresy here

>My ArmA 3 Soldier
He can drive anything from a bike to a tank. Guess I'm good.
>The slightest touch of anything causes the wheels to pop ArmA-style
Hmmmm...

>the kid from Limbo
Well shit

>Mint from Threads of Fate
She's got this. Though she'd probably kick me out at some point and take the money for herself.

>Elder Scrolls Online
Nigga this isnt a fucking horse! Drive damn you!

>its a manual

Wei Shen.
Fuck yeah, ramming cars from all directions, shooting car tires and seeing them flip in slow motion. I'll be fine.

>Dirt 3
I guess I'll have to read the map

>Mike from Alpha Protocol
>I played him as a psychotic asshole

Well he'll probably throw me out of the car, but HE'LL get away.

It was nice knowing you lads.

Captcha has 666 in it

You can play Mike psycho as you want, he still won't be as big of a prick as Conrad Marburg

>endgame Morrowind character
The skinny Breton faggot in his enchanted skirt can probably run faster than an average American car can go, so I'll just ride him.

And it's a damn shame. I thought the game was offering me a challenge.

>Max Payne
We've never seen him drive, exactly, so his plot armor will keep us alive.

I'll be fine. He's good at running away

>Ao Kuang, the King of the Eastern Seas

He can't drive, but I think we'd still end up okay

>Reaper here
I don't really have to worry bout guns I guess.

>Hitman
I think I'll be ok

He's an alcoholic wreck of a man with a painkiller problem. So, he drives like anyone else from his city.

>Underground 2
It's the same driver in Most Wanted, right? Not fucked at all.

>gmod

Spawn as many cars and balls as we need to escape.

>escape

>Implying he won't try to pawn off the getaway job onto Garrosh
>Implying Garrosh won't spin the car around and Lok'tar Ogar you both straight into the police
>Implying Thrall won't rat you both out even if you survive because you chose your own destiny

H.U.N.K from resident evil. Erm, He'd be fine, I would die probably due to his nickname. Also I think I robbed a little more than some cash.

Pretty fucked.

>Wing Diver
Can't drive many vehicles buy maybe she can just grab me and fly away.

>Don't worry boys, I'm a cop
>The Miami Mutilator robbed the bank
>We're on our way to catch him

Junkrat
HOOLEY DOOLEY