I work at a go kart track and I saw some pretty gud shit. A family of 4 in line, the parents looked normal but there kids, Jesus 1st kid >probably 9 or 10 at most >hair was dyed blue >had a "I survived fnaf" shirt on 2nd kid >hair was dyed hot pink >had an Undertale shirt on >one of those chains for wallets
Is there hope for them? What would Sup Forums do?
Nathan Parker
don't dye your kids hair
if they come home with dyed hair, shave the head of the parents that dyed your child's hair
Lincoln Sanders
they'd join in as 3rd kid >probably 31 or 32 at most >hair is falling out >had a Yume Nikki shirt on >backpack filled with nude loli mangas >small ass penis that can cum under 30 seconds
Hudson Sanchez
There's really nothing wrong with kids liking undermeme or fnaf
Dying your kids hair is tho.
Camden Brown
My parents would neck me if I dyed my hair
William Butler
>How to stop your child from being an autist? don't let them browse Sup Forums, first of all
Cooper Sanchez
I think a lot of people forget that we liked some really stupid shit as kids, right up there with today's clickbait shit. See: 90% of Newgrounds.
Jackson Sanders
Guys there used to be this one kid at my old school and he freaked me the fuck out. >Green spiked hair >razor on chain necklace >5 bracelets on each hand >kingdom hearts t-shirt >jinco jeans >Zoo York backpack with drawings of sonic and anime on lined paper falling out >enormous headphones, when you walk past him you can actually hear muffled linken park
Bentley Gutierrez
That's too real
Ayden Harris
jfc
Nolan Adams
>kids with dyed hair Then the parents are not normal
Ian Sanchez
I'm startin to not hate my school system for enforcing a strict fucking dress code.
Christian Foster
Good lie user but kids doesn't care about undertale, only teenagers do.
Brandon Moore
I work in a school canteen (owner), in fact i just drop the food supply off.
The kids here are aged between 7 to 12, they love mincraft, fnaf and some other meme games and exclusively "memes". And guess what, my country is a 3rd world shithole, not even 2nd rate.
Your point is invalid.
Leo Phillips
I live in a third world country too and here kids love FNAF and Minecraft, but they have no idea ifcwhat is undertale.
Brayden King
At my school there was this girl like that obsessed with Sonic
>Would always carry a note pad with her >Full of Sonic drawings >Grade A cringe and OhCEES >Guy I know goes up to her and says to her face "Sonic is dead" >She screams like a banshee in a midnight breeze >You have wakened the witch.jpg >See the face of a regret on the guys face >That face will be burned in his family for generations to come >"SONICS NOT DEAD!" >She screams as her drawings spill out of her underbelly >Runs away >She runs like Sonic with her arms back >She left a drawing >It was her having a threesome with Sonic and Silver >You think she was in between them? >Wrong >She was pegging Sonic while he kisses and gives Silver a handy >I burned the page >I bleached my eyes
She was the female Chris Chan I shit you not. Luckily she's got her life together.
Dominic Stewart
What was there left to salvage
Michael Sanders
i don't understand why people didn't stop having sex after like 1990
this all could have been avoided
Isaac Thompson
Jesus christ
Grayson Taylor
But those went on to high school sure knows undertale, youtube game streams with faces is the rage for these kids, especially with overeacting commentaries.
If i were to watch playthroughs, i prefer them without commentaries just like how gameplay trailer works. I guess its the trend that sell, like all capitalism does.
Kayden Bell
I assume they dye their hair cuz of Markiplier and them?
Elijah Morris
Nothing. Never talked to anyone about the drawing. I was a massive moralfag and worried about it leading to her getting super bullied; she already suffered enough at school.
If I showed everyone the drawing it could have turned onto a full chris chan path.
Christopher Rodriguez
>sex Sex isnt a bad thing, most religion does not promote it as enjoyment, except mine but FYI im not pajeet, its the unplanned creampies most people have these days, the parents barely have any time to keep an eye on their kids with all the one touch media exposure.
Luis Torres
What's autistic is judging the character of a fucking child based on their taste in video games or their hairstyle. They're kids.
How old are you, OP?
Jackson Morris
Sorry to say he does have the most popular playthrough of it out there.
He's pretty good at them and does explain the goods and bads of it. Bit different to early Pewdiepie who literally tried to distort his face more and more as time went on until he decided to stop and then just acted normal.
Ryan Moore
You sure sound like butt rustled kid. You okay ?
Ethan Young
you were equally lame as fuck at that age, your parents and peers just abused you more so you hid it quicker
Ian Powell
No, really, how old are you?
Kayden Howard
So why aren't they doing it then?
Charles Martinez
As much as we love drama, you did good. Unless you blackmailed.
Juan Harris
Enough
Easton White
You're a good man user.
Julian Scott
I want the Yellowstone super volcano to go off.
Angel Taylor
Man, modern school must be a wacky adventure. The most outlandish shit I can remember was a guy I vaguely knew in middle school, probably 7th or 8th grade (so '02/'03) keeping normal porn photos in his Agriculture folder because there ain't a nigga in the world gonna search someone's Agriculture folder for anything.
Dylan Rodriguez
But user, I played Doom and Rogue when I was a kid. And my only console was an Atari 800 with hundreds of pirated games on floppies. I have never owned a Nintendo, Sega, or Sony console in my life.
I also played a borrowed Turbografx though.
Jackson Stewart
Why the fuck are you shaming kids around 9 or 10 for doing stupid shit? They're most likely going to grow out of it anyway
John Sullivan
Proud of you, user. Looked like she was in a rough enough place as it is, I'm glad you didn't make it any worse.
Caleb Cook
Good job user, you did good.
Adrian Moore
Sounds like you were a little cunt.
Brayden Russell
Surprisingly accurate.
Evan Walker
>work at a go-kart track >spend day sneering at and judging preadolescents >so fucking appalled by their taste in video games that I go on Sup Forums to call them autistic
glad I'm a normal adult
Liam Turner
>Not learning the joys of masturbation by seeing naked boobs when your dad plays Duke Nukem 3D, then getting around the parental lock yourself by using the level editor which didn't have a parental lock to have all the tits and ass you want
Gabriel Davis
Good on ya, my dude.
Parker Parker
I get bored
Adam King
user, those in high school aren't kids anymore, those are teenagers
Jeremiah Powell
As a 90s kid you had a stack of physical games depending how much you parents were spending on it and thats it. If your parents were cheapskates and you only had a dozen games you played those and you damn well learned how to like even the stupidest bargain bin trash. Even if they let you use the dial-up internet it was no help, you could barely download large pictures much less video games.
Kids growing up today simply have no idea how limited your library was back then. They have literally thosuands of games to choose from and they choose tasteless shit, they have no excuse.
And now git off mah lawn.
Jonathan Young
>those in high school aren't kids anymore
Daniel Garcia
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Mason Williams
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Cooper Gutierrez
Wait, you mean high school =/= "secundaria" (this the way school for teenagers is called over here)?
Hudson Hill
High school is America is typically ~14-18. They may be teenagers but they're still children, to a degree.
Nathaniel Sanchez
>14-18 Well those aren't kids, those are teenagers, or now anybody younger than 18 is considere a kid?
Jack Wright
Many teenagers are still kids. Not literal young children or squabbling toddlers, sure, but it's not like much changes once you become a teenager besides puberty. Humans don't even mature until around 25 on average.
Xavier Brown
don't have a child
Juan Martin
Alright, kid.
Logan Lewis
>Not even having a fully formed brain >I'M NOT A KID
Levi Rodriguez
Okay
Anthony Young
One make sure you're not white I mean have you seen black or brown autistic people?
Chase Gutierrez
>at college library a few years ago >trying to study/cram during finals week >in computer area and a few computers over there was an obvious autistic girl >she's obsessed with Sonic Underground of all fucking things Sonic related >she decides to binge watch some episodes with the volume loud while others are studying >librarians don't bother to boot her out >mfw