Log into Steam

>Log into Steam
>Your Crush: Hi

hey its me ur crush

>log into steam
>silence
every time

no your not
anyone have the image of the het its me your friend scammer?

>girl
>on Steam
>having friends
>letting yourself fall in love

>playing game
>friend logs in
>"oh i was gonna ask if you wanted to play x but i see you're busy"
>friend logs off

>log on to Steam
>message the tranny you like
>no response

Source?

Anime

>Log into Steam
>nothing
I have absolutely 0 Steam friends and I don't regret it

anyone talking to you on steam is a Russian scammer.

I'm glad i'm not alone in this feel

>your crush
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>Having a long distance crush with no hope of fulfillment.
Beta.
As.
Fuck.

>Log into Steam
>They guy you added from Sup Forums is instantly messaging you with non-vidy related topics
>Delete him

Tell me your first gay experience Sup Forums

>having a crush
When will the mods purge the mentally ill and underage

i've had steam for 5 years and don't have any friends

what the fuck even happened

>log in to msn
>crush is online
>wait for her to talk to me first
>im still waiting emelie

>thought I had a long distance relationship
>it wasn't mutual

knock knock

it's me goku

FUCK OFF LIZ I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY JESUS

I truly do wonder why people make images like this, because these are the things where I legitimately ask myself what did this mean.

What is this.

You can't have a long distance relationship if you have never fucking met the "girl" or whatever the fuck you were chatting with on a God damn videogame service

they are fine ash now

From what I heard they were getting high on huffing fumes with the windows rolled up and that genius in the back thought it would be a good idea to light one up at the time.

this is blasphemy
this is madness

They were huffing butane gas inside of the car. Dumbass in the back lit a match or something.

>Log into Steam
>Your Bf: Hi, sweetie

i was taking a shower and my finger touched my butthole

Yeah my fellow adult
*vapes deeply*
Love is just an illusion
*adjust my fedora*
Poor kids, they'll learn one day
*nihilism intensifies*

>neighbor wants to play videogames

Guy in the back casted igni

There's a difference between loving someone and having a crush like a little girl you underage cancerous shit

...

lol what a fag

nice

C-can I hold your hand, user

GAY

>Log onto Steam
>No friends
I don't know how I should feel about this...

...

>make a vidya thread
>5 replies and 404
>make gay steam erp bf trap tranny thread with cutesy animes
>454 posts and 175 images omitted. Click here to show.

Hahahahhdjrur

Lookin' for that elusive bp!!

Die or go back to whatever shit hole you came to a VIDEOGAMES BOARD from

>Log into steam
>You're crushed
The dark souls of logins

>not using the catalog

The idiots filled the car with gasoline/a flammable inhalant and were huffing. The guy in the back decided to smoke and the fire ignited the chemicals in the air.

>hey its me ur brother

Hyaaaaaa

>Log into steam
>No friend, No games, I am poor and in bad health

Fuck my life

>make thread
>only a couple replies
>about to bump it
>mods archive it

*plays with your hair*
:3c

I'll add you

>Wanting to be owned by a big nosed underage paki

Jesus christ how low do you have to be

>no one posting steams

aaaaaaaa

>Log into steam
>"Why not invite someone to be your Friend?"

I know this is bait, but the sooner you underage fags realize that online relationships are nothing but illusions of people, supported by your own fantasies, the better.
They're not real.

Go outside.

>log into steam
>your crush: Hey fag

dude chill.

wild wildturtle

>Log in to Steam
>Your friend bought you a game
>It's the third one in two weeks
He's bought me Insurgency, Payday 2, and Borderlands 2. I think it's because I left early last time we hung out because we didn't have much to play and I had stayed up late the last night, even though I told him that. Help.

>Log into steam
>Start up new game that just came out a minute ago
>"Hey man, is it any good"?

>log into steam
>die

>post profile looking to chat with people/play vidya

>10+ people trying to erp with me when I said pls no erp

Fucking retards, all of you.

aaaaaa!

Pay attention to me!!

>you will never trace his spine with your tounge

fucking this

>Log in to steam
>Hey baby how are your feet today, got any new pics for me?

D-damn perverts

Hello?

you have to suck his dick now

>(you)
>(you)
>(you)
I'm in heaven...

>log into Steam
>realize I don't have Steam installed because I'm not a faggot
>mfw

more of this?

(you)

>using the word crush

Why don't obvious underage get banned anymore?

ONE

Filter "erp" "rp" "friend" "trap" "profile" and "trannie" and you will never see this shit again.

...

>349221251
that's your quota for the day from me. enjoy it.

>tfw sending friends I play vidya with lewds too
There's nothing like this to make you feel closer to one another.

In my country, PC gaming is a man only thing, the only ones that play on pc never left shit of legends. woman preffer consoles, and even on then they are minority, usually they stick on mobile.

>what if my crush is a boy?

Then burn in hell, sodomistic scum, pile of shit and stds.

Cutie

They have their ups and downs

You know, that's the purpose of these threads user

filter steam

>mfw never take my setting off appear offline
I just want to play video games.

Your country sounds like a shithole user.

It wasn't always that way, user.

You will probably miss the rare steamcode threads then.

Be thankful he plays videogames at all.

>no steam friends

Yeah perverts are fun to talk to, but when they keep begging for new pics they can be bothersome.
I love how subservient and gentle they are though. I really enjoy ordering them to cum for me and record it and send me the videos.

t. Uganda

I stopped enjoying games a long time ago

why are all of you so gay

Amen. You better not be a mudslime.

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