Warcraft lore thread

warcraft lore thread

friendly reminder that the entire reason the burning legion is invading is because Sargeras wants to stick his cock in Azeroth

CRIMSON'D

I hope we can save Azeroth's virginity.

>warcraft lore thread
WoW lore or warcraft lore?

At which point do we draw the line and start ignoring lore?
Novels?
Novels by Knaak?

Since tbc, pandaria?
Since tbc, but not all of it?

Also Azeroth is a Titan, which I had to look up how the fuck that works.

>Born from planets with souls, those planets eventually hatch (without destroying the planet) and the titan goes off and does whatever.

Our planet has a babby Titan that never was born for some reason, and the Old Gods are trying to rape a fetus essentially.

Oh, and the true threat to the universe is the Void Gods.

>Sargeras wants to corrupt a pure waifu titan planet thing with his demon semen

Ya know what, the Legion isn't so bad.

>Azeroth is a titan baby
>Sargeras is the titan equivalent of a lolicon

It all makes sense now.

I'm 99% sure Azeroth = Elune, so no

Treat it like the old Star Wars EU, everything is canon until something official says that specific thing never happened. Like Arthas killing Ner'zhul in his mind.

Kerrigan appears from a rift in reality and kills the Void Gods and everyone lives happily ever after.

>something official
They're not to be trusted

wasn't the entire end-patch of TBC based off some fucking comic nobody read ever?

Elune is Azeroth's moon.

Elune will turn out to be a titan AI they left behind to watch over Azeroth.

Hey, I read the Sunwell manhwa. It wasn't even bad.

It can be true. Not like the Night Elves knew their goddess was the very planet they lived on.

>Azeroth = Elune, so no
Azeroth was confirmed to be a titan in the new Karazhan dungeon and as far as i remember elune is not a titan as her offpsring look nothing like titans.

Plus she's not made of metal. All Titans are.

Isn't the legion just a bunch of misguided good guys and the real enemy is the void Lords?

How strong can void lords really be? i mean the old gods were supposed to be top tier level.

Is the Legion book canon?

>Novels by Knaak
They are pretty much intertwined with WoW lore, considering they use him to move forward the plot when they "don't have enough resources" to do it themselves like when suddenly Malfurion, Ysera and friends were back in Cataclysm and the Nightmare was gone only to find the resources to bring it partially back in Legion.

Old gods are weak compared to titans.

No the Legion is still evil, they just want to enslave and corrupt everything. The Void Gods literally want to unmake everything.

Azeroth was confirmed to be a titan in Chronicle, user.

>Isn't the legion just a bunch of corrupted good guys and the real enemy is the void Lords?
fifty

>caring about the story of a Skinner's box

This. Y'saarj got literally one-shot by a titan, but it turned out that was a bad thing as it corrupted the whole continent where his blood spilled and turned negative emotions into slime monsters.

Thousand needles is the vagina and ungoro the asshole

sargeras is a misguided good guy

the rest of the legion is just assholes who obey sargeras because he could obliterate them whenever he wants

if all of this is true, then does this not mean that, that titan is fully currupted by now? shes had like 10 old gods living inside her planet, im p sure shes fucked

Long live the Queen.

Is the Illidan book considered canon?

>i mean the old gods were supposed to be top tier level

not particularly

the void lords just made them en masse and put them on a bunch of planets, hoping to hit a babby titan

They systematically unmake the multiverse to undo the metaphysical flaw that allowed them to exist in the first place. Azeroth is the only known world where they failed.

The aforementioned flaw turns out to be the Void, but demons were not the problem: the Old Gods corrupting fetal titans was. Now the universe has to be unmade without the Void, but Light + Void = matter and demons hate the light too so no idea how that works.

What's in the box

It's only part skinner box. I like the gameplay, environments, and world building. I don't only play for better gear.

>not posting porn
Shame on you user...

5, and one was killed instantly by the Titans. We permenantly killed it when we destroyed its heart in MoP.

5, but pretty much 4

one old god died early on in the old god battle royale

Sylvanas did nothing wrong.

trips of truth. Sylvanas haters BTFO

Y'saarj was the one that the Titans one-shot, but its heart remained, and we killed it, thus destroying him permentantly.

The others are C'thun, Yogg-Saron, N'zoth, and a fifth one they've never named.

the fifth one is dead, user

or at least mostly dead

>slime monsters
>bad
user, please

Fuck off rotcucks. Your shitvanas the slutqueen will be a loot piñata and there is nothing you can do about it.

why did they burn Vol'Jin's body in a pyre when trolls traditionally mummify their dead?

They're bad when they keep anyone from being negative. Stub your toe and next thing you know a bunch of black and white crawly bitches will be flying out of you and ripping up your shit.

Then the pandaren kicked their ass (with harmony, not ass kicking)

fel is made from pure chaos that just like killing shit for fun.
Sargeras wanted to use all the demons to purge reality to remove the void lords' corruption (the old gods) and got corrupted by fel when he unleashed them.
Sarg was a good guy with brutal tactics who then got corrupted to pure bad guy. I don't think he even gives a shit about the void lords anymore

This meme will never catch on.

he didn't want Sylvanas to raise his corpse and turn it into her personal fuck-toy

So no one will suspect it when he comes back

wasn't one ripped out of the planet eons ago and the hole created the well of eternity?

yeah that was yshaarj

I hope so. Maybe then both the horde and the forsaken will finally get good leaders.
I'm voting Lord Godfry for Forsaken leader, he really gets shit done

That was Y'shaarj. He was so powerful and was corrupting the titanforged armies so a titan reached down from the clouds and plucked him out of the world and squashed him like a grape.

The problem was that he, like the other old gods were rooted deep in the planet. The well of eternity was Azeroth's bleeding wound from his removal.

After this happened they decided to imprison, not kill the remaining old gods.

Old gods are shards of Void Lords.

The plague was bad and has done more harm than good to the horde itself.


Still, she's better than Jaina at least.

LOK'TAR OGAR

VICTORY OR RETREAT

Seriously what happened there? It's like he tripped or something.

Either the elements left him or he's unable to control them because of his self guilt.

>Meme'jin gets killed by 1 stab.
>Varian gets killed by 2 stabs.
>Thrall gets knocked down by 3 death star lasers.
>Baine gets blasted with the same shit as Thrall and is still standing.

Alliance leaders everyone.

>slain trying to defend your people
>resurrected, made a slave
>just found out she is bound for double-hell because why not
Sylvanas had a hard life.

They were listening to him just fine 5 minutes ago.

>Varian solos a fel reaver
>proceeds to lose like a little bitch to like 8 felguards

what did blizzard mean by this

because
>lore :^)

He had the element of surprise for the fel reaver. The army of felguards just overpowered him with sheer numbers.

He was clearly on low health from the Fel Reaver.

AAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH H-HELP ME SYLVANAS..!!

h-help me baine!!!!!

fel reaver didn't even touch him

he took some fall damage maybe

Fun fact, the planet being a titan is actually why the player characters can come back to life upon dying and not NPCs, we have something from the Titan's power in us that make us immortal like how Illidan is.

>so a titan reached down from the clouds and plucked him out of the world and squashed him like a grape.
What the hell? In the old lore the old gods were stronger than the titans. 5 of them were able to take on the entire titan pantheon. Have the titans been retconned so they're stronger?

>he dies
Wooooow, why didn't anyone cast resurrect?

>the entire titan pantheon
There's only 5 titans in the Pantheon

I thought that was demon hunter specific lore. Demon's can't die, and the player DH has so much fel in them they can't die either.

Yep

now the titans are planet size beings who can casually yank out old gods

what the old gods fought was just titanforged shit

to counteract this huge upscale in power, blizzard decided that sargeras murdered all the titans and is the only titan left other than azeroth and maybe some other unborn titan babbies

>that pattern balding

I just can't get over it

Well the Well of Eternity plays such a huge part of Elf society and they have a connection to the Emerald Dream.

I think Elune might be Azeroth's unconsciousness. Or at least, Anveena was.

No I'm just saying we both have a special power in us that keeps us from dying permenantly.

he seriously just looks like a green metzen

Is Elune the Titan of Azeroth?

you realize that most of Warcraft lore was about dragon sex previous to this?

We're just going along the natural progression here

D-Dark Lady, I.....

Every orc has a widow's peak, it's just how their hairline is. THe question is why did he shave his head?

JUST

Azeroth is the titan of Azeroth, Elune is some kind of babysitter for her (probably some insane Titan construct on the moon/is the moon)

didn't deathwing do everything just because he wanted to fuck alex/ysera?

I don't blame him desu

what if azeroth and elune are twin titan babes

Oh shit nigger, never say that.

Then Azeroth should've been born by now

that's not the direction they're going

he wanted to rule the world. having alex and ysera as petty mating slaves was just a perk

also a reminder that the first thing after the Cataclysm Deathwing did, he went and fucked every black dragon he could. only Sinestra survived

Yeah, it's called a $15 a month

>Get cucked by your dad's murderer into servitude or default as a traitor
>Have to be the meatshield for the inept leftover management of your civilization

Being Baine is suffering.

What do you think his voice is like? I''m sure we will hear it this expansion. I hope it will be sort of calm, but with a dull background humming that sounds like something a radio telescope would pick up when pointing at a supernova.

Elune will be the Nature or Arcane equivalent of the Void Lords.

for warrior, Undead or belf?

He's going to be voiced by Metzen

The elements are fickle and, in my opinion, unreliable as a power source. Taunt an enemy? Your arrogance is showing and the elements have decided to abandon you. Display more violence than necessary in battle? You're a bloodthirsty beast and the elements have decided to abandon you.

Gul'dan dodged a bullet when the elements rejected him. Fel is much more reliable.