NITENDOMINATION
Where were you when Nintendo BTFO every other console and PC in just one strike?
When was the last time Sonyggers, xBoners or PCucks got themself a whole ceremony in an Olympics Games event?
NITENDOMINATION
Where were you when Nintendo BTFO every other console and PC in just one strike?
When was the last time Sonyggers, xBoners or PCucks got themself a whole ceremony in an Olympics Games event?
Browsing Sup Forums. I don't watch the Olympics.
what happened?
Nintendo bought their way into Rio 2016 for some reason.
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>A video was shown of Mario as the Olympics finish in Rio, but transitions to the next event to be held in Tokyo four years from now. It even featured Japan’s prime minister wearing Mario’s signature hat. Naturally there was a Warp Pipe as well!
The reason is next olimpics are in tokyo so good excuse to do some brand advertising
>the most important things japan can show off culturally to the world is video games and anime
That's pretty fucking depressing desu.
Better than showing off crime and garbage
Pretty fucking awesome you mean.
What can your country show off culturally?
Rapefugees? Guns?
Cultural iconography known the world over for bringing joy to kids is depressing?
>Country shows off culture that isn't negros doing gymnastics or trying to hide how poor they are with fancy light displays
It's literally fine.
>mfw pkeks and nintoddlers will never get nier automata or persona 5
sony always wins baby
I mean what else are they gonna show off
Their low birth rates and crippling depression
Bettee than what Brazil has to show.
>Zika
>Drug cartels
>Favelas
>Buying their way into a country they don't even sell video games to
u wot
And bundas.
>rapefugees
>watching the Olympics
nothing says American more than rooting for niggers and muslims
>mfw Sweden was all white
>literally
>all white
Everyone BTFO
>be one of the strongest empires around not even 100 years ago
>have an incredibly impressive history spanning centuries
>be able to spread knowledge of their culture massively despite being both small as fuck and incredibly enclosed in themselves
>the oldest thing shown isn't even 50 years old
>it's literally japanese cartoon network and babbys first vidya
Of course showing fucking karate, sumo wrestling, judo or kendo wouldn't make sense in international self-advertisement for sports.
Nier's coming to PC you fucking dingus
We got persona Q,that alone makes persona's future as a sony exclusive uncertain
Id rather get mario than fucking girls in kimonos for the 1000000th time
this coment here is wrong so much, man
primarily because all your non-whites are leechers who have zero skills and have no pride in the country that they are bleeding dry
trolled
>Merely pretending
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Concentrating on the country they are now instead of their old existance, the cultural powerhouse that is a big deal to such a large amount of kids around the world even though their country is small.
Seriously, it's sad how many people have been brainwashed by cartoons
so smash melee and tekken on the olympic games??
No.
Glad they spend their money on shitty tape delayed olympic marketing and not making good games.
That's some fucking deep lore
This is the one time I ever find that stupid goldface thing actually funny.
Well, yeah.
Nintendo's not just games anymore. It's also a "quality of life" company. Whatever that means...
>Concentrating on the country they are now instead of their old existance
This is exactly my point
Japan before
>worldwide contender
>empire feared by neighboring countries
>plethora of myths and folklaw about spirits, demons, gods etc.
>incredible military, economic, technological, cultural powerhouse
Japan today
>stagnant as fuck (90's literally called the lost decade, is now being expanded to include the last decade too)
>known for absolutely nothing except video games and cartoons
It's like if America was known for nothing except Spongebob, the simpsons and minecraft.
It's pretty fucking depressing desu.
>maRIO
THE LORE NEVER STOPS
Really makes you think
America is only known for burgers, guns and their infinite stupidity though
>an Italian plumber is the mascot of Japan, land of the samurai, sumo wrestlers. ninjas and sushi
What a world we live in.
thats exactly what merica is know for, also burgers and being stupid.
Stay salty weeb
Hey man we also have guns meme presidents and being fat
>mfw Smashfags keep wave-dashing during the equestrian events.
IT'S A FUCKING HORSE, JUST LET IT DO IT'S DAMN JUMPS ALREADY
>not being patriotic
Is Canadia known for Johnny Test,Bioware, and free healthcare
>Minecraft
>America
>melee
>olympic sport
man can dream
the sodium would be unparalleled
Clearly you don't know shit since half of your electronics come from Japan retard.
They're actually pretty advanced technologically.
I think mememagic is going to far
DDR would make more sense since it's really physical
>American constitutionalism isn't known about
>baseball and american football isn't known about
and they decide to show off hello kitty before any of that.
>DDR
YES DO IT JAPAN
Physical doesn't mean shit if shooting, archery and stoner plank are Olympic sports.
>all the athlete chads are going to be drowning in japanese pussy
it's not fair
>Mario is the mascot of the 2020 Olympics
>Nintendo's theme park is scheduled to open the same week as the opening ceremony
Nintendo you crafty bastards.
Japan literally bought the Olympics so that they could have a population boom.
They're going to poke holes in all of the condoms the athletes get delivered and set them all loose on an unsuspecting Japanese population.
Within days, 50% of Japan's women will be pregnant.
>japan finally embraces their love of the white cock
>lots of qt half grills and elliot rodgers are born afterwards
>lulz ensue
I'm ok with that
Because retards like you and the rest of your red neck nation don't know shit about what goes in your electronics. They mist as well have a magician come up and do a show because it will have the same effect.
We did it nintenbro's
Soon the NX will be the hottest thing in Japan and all around the world, this is a foreshadowing
BTFO
I'm not
because I'm not the one getting to fuck 10 japanese girls every night
>accept the cock Keiko
>carry the offspring of the white ubermench
>Microsoft gets the top MLS team (Literal who in football)
>Sony gets CL which has consistent higher views comparable to WC if cut in half
>Nintendo gets the fucking Olympics which is the most viewed event in 2016 and surely in 2020
MICRO$OFT AND SONY BTFO
>baseball and american football isn't known about
Well, yeah. Only americans care about that shit.
>white
you mean jamaican and kenian
i suppose it beats more inbred manlets with the sex drive of a panda that plays dwarf fortress
>Japan refusing their own culture is America's fault
kys
i'll just emulate the olympics on pc
This is almost as cool as Mr. Bean showing up in the London games.
>Posts every day about Nintendo being irrelevant
>Posts every day about Nintendo dying
>Now they're showing up at the Olympics
Welp.
Isn't Japan autistic about baseball?
>implying japs don't hate niggers even more than white people do
Poland would also use video games.
not that much?
>being so mad that you type mist instead of might,
You mist be retarded.
Their own baseball, not sure if they care about american teams.
My man better be getting some big representation
>buttmad americans with no culture
Your "culture" is literally burgers and bombs
they wanted to make a game with EO gameplay and that wasn't feasible to do with 1 screen
you say that like it's a bad thing
I'd rather be fucking girls in kimono tbqh pal
they also showed a lot of sports, japan is big into that. Ofc you didnt notice cause it was expected
>burgers and bombs
that's great culture though
>Olympics partners with Nintendo to make video game
>People act surprised that Nintendo gets a showing at the Olympics
Geez, some people really don't understand how many hands are in other people's pockets.
>yfw he attacks the opening ceremony and is stopped by Gundam
>Japan literally bought the Olympics so that they could have a population boom.
I want this shitposting to end. Japan has one of the highest population density on the planet, THEY DONT NEED MORE BIRTHS, THEY NEED MORE DEATHS, stop feeding into the jewmedia "oy vey goyim you need more immigrants to fix this" bullshit