Make this film

tf2

eminem scout is good, rest are all terrible casting choices

Dicaprio as the engineer is the only good one aside from the scout

this image is fucking stupid

John Boyega as demo
He's already a large black British guy

I think they're all pretty spot on except for fucking John Lennon as medic.
Like...why?

mcconaughey spy, while not really accurate, would be fucking hilarious

give peace a chance man xD

The Medic is just as bloodthirsty as any of them. He just does it for science.

>eminem
>plucky runner kid

the dude looks 70 years old these days.
still a rap god, however.

>still a rap god, however
are you 13?

is that Sandler as the sniper?

>no pyro
Delete this

You're doing it wrong.
Spy, Heavy and Engineer would also be black
Soldier and Scout would be female

Jon Bernthal could be a better soldier, not fucking Cena

And Vincent D'Onofrio as the heavy could go better, the heavy isn't all muscle he has to have were to hug

I'm still thinking as I post this, but how about-
Johnny Depp as Sniper
John Cena as Soldier (already there)
Leo Dicaprio as Engineer (also already there)
Eminem as Scout (lorem ipsum)
Jason Statham as Spy
Tom Cruise as Medic

(to be continued)

The Pyro doesn't have to have an actor in specific, you can't see his face dumbo

its a reference to one of his songs
its called rap god and in it he talks about being a rap god

i make joke

No, the pick is very nice )))

I know the song, dumbass.
But do you actually think eminem is the best, let alone good?

The Movie: "Team Fortress"
The Year: 1967. Jan/Feb Winter
>RED Team defending against hired mooks by BLUtarch
>Movie starts with gratuitous action
>Characters introduced humorously while fighting
>They clear up the invaders
>Engineer gets a call from Ms Pauling while they're cleaning up
>"Someone has leaked all of our data and actions at Gravelpit"
>Team takes a backup teleporter set up for emergency evacutaion scenarios
>Takes them to Mann Manor to just lay low
>Most of them decide to relax but some like Engineer are paranoid and not feeling well
>The morning after arrival, Soldier is found dead in his room
>Medic takes time preparing an autopsy
>In this time, Demoman dies
>Everyone's freaked out, paranoia building
>The previous lighthearted atmosphere of the film is gone
>Medic reports to Engineer about the autopsy
>Total organ failure in multiple areas
>Probably a coincidence
>Engineer tells Medic about Demoman
>o shit nigga what
>They go to call Ms Pauling
>The line is dead
>Everyone is deebly goncerned
>Pyro has disappeared
>Scout is found dead
>Spy hanged himself
Heavy found dead collapsed in room
>Engineer and Sniper are together
>wheresmedic.jpg
>wherespyro.png
>Suddenly, smoke
>The manor is on fire
>Sniper falls and can't get out, presumably dies in fire and debris
>Entrance blocked
>Engineer stumbles through a false wall
>Modern camera security system in a centuries old house
>Someone's sitting in a chair, facing away from them
>They swivel around
>They look just like Engineer
>The Engineer in the security room is the 'real' Engineer
>The backup teleporter was actually an experiment headed by Pauling and Engineer to create duplicates of the mercs
>They would use Mann Manor to hide and test the longevity of the clones
>However, Real Engineer leaked the Gravel Wars data to force Ms Pauling to activate her switch, turning on the teleporter, and get the real mercs into hiding, who were sent to Nucleus
>Why?
>Reply to this post or you're a goner

Are you implying Eminem isn't one of the best? He's by no means the 'best' because that title is subjective but you can't deny Eminem's talent as a rap artist

legally retarded

Did you hit character limit you piece of shit?

Finish it, let ALL the autism out so you can go on with your life

Heavy is already half black in this

NANI?

He's probably one of those BlackPeopleTwitterfags who honestly thinks Frank Ocean is actually good.