*Knock knock*

*Knock knock*

Hey kiddo, it's time for din dins.

Pause your game for a bit?

Alright, I'll be down in a second. Good thing I'm not a fucking autist right?

Get out of my room you nigger, I'm not hungry.

*quickly closes porn*

JESUS CHRIST DAD, AT LEAST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO ANSWER BEFORE YOU COME IN.

O-okay, black dad.

why did you post a picture of an opened door?

Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

You're not my real dad!

Youre not my dad, I'm your wives son.

You came to visit me, on the other side of the planet, and you cooked dinner? Forget the game, I'll walk down with you. How was the flight?

ok, but what is it you do with mom and dad in their bedroom all the time?

We're trying an experimental new treatment and we don't know if it'll work, but we're hoping this message will appear to you in some form. You've been in a coma for the past eighteen months. Please, do everything you can to keep fighting. Your family is waiting for you and they just know you'll make it through this.

Wish I had a dad like this. My dad bullied me. And not in a good fun top tier bantz sort of way either. Everything he said was a personal insult questioning everything about me. Made me feel like I was something other than human. When I was on the football team he constantly would say things like "hurr hurr someone like YOU is going to hurt one of those other kids" or "are you sure YOU can do THAT"

All day a constant barrage. That's why I was secretly glad he died in that tornado and I didn't do anything to help him. I felt free.

I feel insanely jealous of you lads that have a good, nice dad. I might actually know what it means to be human if I was given a hug once in a while.

I'm playing online, why can't you understand this

Thanks my mom's husband. You're a great provider

this is tv pasta isn't it
still funny

Fuck off clark

>No my invincible son, don't save me.

I wish I had a dad growing up. Even a black dad. If I had the choice of being aborted or being raised by a single mom I'd choose death.

>Not working your online games in around your schedule
You only have yourself to blame.

My dad actually says din din even though he's 70.

I miss my dad.

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Hey son, just making sure you bought Fallout 4 and all of its DLC.

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People still post this copypasta?

Honestly I would rather abandon online matches instead of being interrupted when I sit down to play single player shit like jrpgs