KNOCK KNOCK

Whos there? OH SHIT ITS YOUR LANDLORD KENSHIRO, AND YOU DIDNT PAY YOUR RENT THIS MONTH! Kens gonna fuck your shit, but luckily the last videogame you played's mc stayed the night and is gonna defend you buy fighting him! Will you be able to sleep tonight?

>Kazuma Kiryu

Kiryu doesnt fight kenshiro but instead kiryu teaches me the importance of paying my debts.

It's Kenshiro he's Chaotic Good. I just say "I-I'm sorry sir but the rent is so high that if I pay you... I can't eat!"

He'd then tell me to keep the rent, give me food, give me even more money then kill some jews causing the rent to be lowered in the local area.

OH GOD PLEASE

TAKE ALL MY BOTTLECAPS

Pfffffff hahahha

But every single person he has killed was just an economic victim like you, preying on others to survive this harsh world. you are already dead

I'll just take a random homeless kid on the street and says it's my child and that if he kills me, the kid would be sad.

>Venom Snake

The way I figure, one of two things is going to happen.
>Venom shoots him with enough tranq rounds to take down a bear and tries to fulton him back to motherbase.
or
>Venom sneaks out the back window while I'm getting punched to death.

But I didn't prey on anybody

Wrong, they chose violence while others tried to recreate civilization in a good way, growing crops etc.

Plus in my situation he killed a bunch of big nosed kikes they certainly aren't having problems with money.

Is this worth reading?

>implying i'm afraid of moralfags

Would be an interesting fight, at least. Probably a lot of talk about auras, too.

All I've got is my Bloodborne hunter.
I'm fucked.
But Kenshiro only kills bandits and thugs, right?

>JoJo EoH
>mfw

who would the MC be?

It's one of the founding classics of shonen battle manga and anime, pretty much everything in the genre as it exists now can be traced back to it in some form. It's worth at least checking out just for the historical significance alone.

Kenshiro better back the fuck up

All of them

Fuck I haven't finished part 6 yet so I don't know how good Joylene would be
>Jonathan is fucked
>Joseph is fucked
>Jotaro is th best solution
>Josuke might be a good choice
>Giorno is a good pick to

I might stick with Jotaro

>Civ 5
>Shaka Zulu
I'm probably fucked.

Jolyine is pretty much a weaker Jotaro with a string power.
I could be wrong, tho, the last time i read Part 6 was 2 years ago.

How are Jonathan and Joseph fucked?

But what if I was playing Ken's Rage 2?

Jonathan and Joseph aren't fucked.
Jonathan is a Master in Hamon and Joseph is such a trickster that he could fool Kenshiro into fucking it up.

I never read FotNS so I don't know if Jotaro has a good chance

Who would win Kenshiro or Jotaro?

>unarmed hand to hand specialist in Daggerfall
I have just enough time to climb out the back window

Well, Jotaro can stop time and his Star Platinum has the same fast punching ability Kenshiro is known for.

Jolyne is fucked.
Joseph would be fine.
Depends entirely on who pisses off who first really. I don't think Kenshiro would make the first attack but if they were both fully aware of the other's intention to fight, I'd give it to Jotaro. It's really one of those One Hit, One Kill scenarios though. Pretty sure Joseph would be better off as Hamon is at least a little similar to FotNS.

Did you read the part where Jonathon's stand would have been a shittier hermit purple, but he could use his hamon like a car battery to supercharge it

You're correct in that she's weaker in raw power, but she has the awesome string power that lets her set up ridiculous tricks

Jotaro has the upper hand by far, because kenshiro can't hit him from his raw speed and damage output. Not to mention that Kenshiro can't hurt Jotaro's stand in any way since he doesn't have a stand of his own.

I'm going to sleep well tonight.

Did they say that anywhere before part 6?
Im at the part where Jolyne an Hermes are fighting some dipshit with rods so I dont want the ending to be spoiled

What would Ken's stand be?

But Kenshiro has Muso Tensei, meaning that he's literally invulnerable to everything

Dio uses a Hermit Purple-esque stand to spy on them like once in Part 3. Another one of Araki's dropped plot points.

They already had a one minute melee on this

Well then it be a draw since Ken wouldn't be able to touch Jotaro

Wager my car that 80%+ of the people in this thread only know about hyakuretsu ken and never actually watched the anime or read the manga until he got Musou Tensei.

DIO appears using it at least twice in the SC anime
Though in the little stands guide in Steel Ball Run it says stand users can only have one stand

It's revealed in a super non-canon light novel called Jorge Joestar that Jonathan, had he continued to live, would have developed The Passion, a Hermit Purple type of stand. You don't need to read it, and there isn't a translation available yet. Hopefully by the time you catch up, there'll be a full translation

>super non-canon
Fuck you i believe in the 36 Karz!

imho the show is better than the manga. even though the animation is cheap at times the editing and soundtrack are top notch

Muso Tensei makes the user impervious to PHYSICAL attacks, since stands are the literal culmination of spirit energy he would still be able to hit him with his stand.

IIRC Araki intended for DIO to have a Stand that combined the powers of all the Stands in SC but almost immediately dropped because that's too OP. I need a citation but that's what I read somewhere

It's theorised that he just has the powers of the Joestars who were alive when he got his Stand. Since he heals Pucci's foot like Josuke's Crazy Diamond, uses a spirit camera photo like Joeeph's Hermit Purple, and has the same ORAORAORA stand like Jotaro's Star Platinum

>Rohan survived the time resets because he was too focused on his work notice Made in Heaven being activated

It's complete intangibility with a side of mirror image and ability to use the move of those he defeated.

nah, Musou Tensei has a spiritual aspect too

You do realize Kenshiro has defeated big enemies before right? There's even a giant.

IT also lets him break down the molecular structure of anything around him.

He's had his Muso Tensei negated before by aura effects in the manga and these aura effects were incredibly similar to stands as they were brought about by massive amounts of spirit energy or negative energy. Not to mention that it only works when Kenshiro completely focuses on the effect and doesn't get distracted by it or unable to use it from lack of consciousness in the given situation, which would occur in the instances of Star Platinums time-stop.

Musou Tensei is pretty much high level stand teir

>There's even a giant.
I kind of want to know more about Devil Rebitrh. He on;y shows up for that open fight and we only get a little hint as to his background and fighting style and such. It was interesting to see this giant guy who you'd expect to be just to swing about with brute strength actually be a master of some ancient martial art that was supposedly lost to time.

Does the show cover the entire thing?

No, there are two manga arcs that continue after the show ends.

no

im lmaoing at you i'll visit your funeral

>It's a static kenshiro punch a slowly moving still of the enemy

Seriously, the animation was often so bad it became hilarious.

Also Also, RIP Fudo

>that one shot of his vest exploding off that was reused nearly every single episode

>>It's a static kenshiro punch a slowly moving still of the enemy
Ah, yeah, I remember laughing at that scene during the Devil Rebirth fight. Even teh punches were awkwardly timed. I mean Kenshiro is usually associated with fast, rapid punches, but during that scene he was just floating in midair and punching once every second while the Devil Rebirth background layer just slowly panned by.

no, also the show changes some stuff in the manga

Can't he destroy souls though?

>Chaotic
How?

Nonsense, Kenshiro has the power of having an incredibly specific technique tailored exactly for whatever situation he's in that he has never mentioned before

He would literally be like AHA THIS TECHNIQUE WILL SEAL YOUR STAND POWERS/ALLOWS TO ME MOVE IN STOPPED TIME, no doubt about it

And then there's musou tensei anyway

The early episodes of the TV show are very entertaining. Before it goes power levels it's like every episode is a horror movie with Kenshiro as the killer.

To be honest I would prefer the canon of that to take precedence over the actual canon at this point because of how badly parts 4-6 tie in with 1-3, they may as well be completely different series and at least with 7 and onwards they basically admitted it

One of the main problems of Jojos is that it is made like it has some epic inter generational narrative but it gets more and more disjointed as time goes on and nothing really ties in to parts 1 and 2 at all in the later parts.

Even Godzilla has pressure points. Honestly, Ken wouldn't have any trouble with him.

>Gravity Rush

Ken would never hurt a child, and since Kat is defending me, he'd have no choice but to back off.

Musou Tensei is pretty bullshit powerful.

AH-HO

STANDING IN THE HEART OF DARKNESS

GIMME MY LIFE
GIMME MY ENERGY

>Gordon Freeman
Little does Kenshiro know, Gordon Freeman also knows about the art of the fist, something that amazed G-man and his employees as he went HOKUTO. HYAKURETSU KEN on Nihilanth with the crowbar.

I'm in chapter 40 or so, pretty entertaining.

I like the English Dub of the 1986 Movie