Which Overwatch girl based off cannon do you think is a virgin?

Which Overwatch girl based off cannon do you think is a virgin?

Symmetra is too autistic to get any dick.

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Symmetra's too autistic, so she probably is.

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

Also the chubster in glasses is a probably a virgin. She had a couple bad experiences that were... kinda sex? But not really sex. Because he couldn't get hard because she didn't wash and she smelled a bit but the guys felt too bad to tell her so they just drove her home and apologized for their flaccid cocks.

>Symmetra's hand

She's an old milf what are you talking about.

D.VA seems like she's too good for anyone. fucking cunt. I hope she gets raped in the cunt!

D.Va, Symmetra, and Mei are probably all virgins as they're either total shut-ins or awkward as fuck due to personality disorders.

holy shit those models look fucking god-awful when rendered with incorrect lighting parameters

Is Zarya a very tender lover?

Does anyone really give a shit about Civics though? I know I have no interest in volunteering or talking to my neighbors.

Has he died yet?

Ana

That makes no sense..

she was artificially inseminated

D.Va?

Symmetra, DVa, Mei

Pharah easy

Mei cause shes a lesbian and as we all know gays cant lose their virginity because it requires opposite sexes clashing for it to count. Chinese scientists? Lol i doubt she ever got laid in high school

Reaper

what a fucking terribly lit picture.

never post it again

via semen sniper

>you're knocked up. get in there!

This is so crack I love it

for you

Thats because the diverse communities, at least in the US, are diverse because theres a wide range of poor minorities in them.
This study essentially shows that minorities and poor people are less civic minded, which everyone already knows.

Tracer has probably gotten wasted and gone in with a guy or chick. Both at the same time, probably. I'm feeling Mercy is pretty similar to that.

Mei MIGHT have. Maybe another scientist she got close to.

Widowmaker fucked her husband.

I have doubts on D.Va. She seems to caught up in her own shit to touch anyone else.

Pharah isn't likely, unless she got close to someone in the military. Same with Zarya, but probably more likely than Pharah.

Symmetra wouldn't even consider it. And obviously, Ana has fucked.

why do people keep drawing him as a pillow

Why the fuck is zarya a nigger in your pic?

You need to get out more

says the guy posting in a Sup Forums thread in Sup Forums

>Date me to learn about how I had sex with someone

But I'm wealthy and white and I don't give a shit about civics.

>He's had sex with more half-cherokee girls than I have

Native American is one of the last races I've yet experience

Came here to say this

I'd love to get knocked up by Ana.

It blows my mind how these down-syndrome faced SFM models ever got popular
They're fucking freaky looking

She's Indian, so she's probably been raped about three dozen times.

I think

Tracer. Think about it. Many guys here like her but they wouldn't impregnate her and marry her.

It's mocking how over-the-top dark and edgy he is.

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>CWC has had more sex than you have
Fuck my life, I even have a job, work out constantly, and have a fucking car.

>Chubster
>What is are big coats

I live in an area with lots of old rich retirees and the very same area has lower than national average wages, 350% national living costs, and the public highschool constantly has their extracurricular activities (like music) cancelled due to lacking funds.

This is probably more a reflection of the vanishing middle class considering at least the poor have an excuse to not donate their time due to high transit times and frequently taking multiple jobs or job + education.

I feel like D.Va is definitely some sort of tsundre retard who can't tolerate being a room with a boy for any more than 10 seconds before having a spazz attack.

I mean if you super care, you can do what he did and fork over the cash for a prostitute

Look at those christmas hams she has for arms. If that's not chubby then you've got a problem.

Symmetra is a sex goddess

Pharah maybe from being too business.
Mei possibly at best she is the type to have tried it a couple times in college at most, but maybe not even that.

Symmetra I can't comment on I don't know enough of her character that accent I can't get past.

Zarya is unknown factor, but the rest probably have.

Mercy, she's 'married to the job', whatever the fuck that means.

DELET THIS

It means she fucks her patients

4u

None. All of them have gotten laid, they're not men. Women have it easy, just look decent and you can get a guy.

Do you have overies?

You want to believe that but even if he said he did he would be lying.

I want to fuck all Overwatch girls.

Mercy slummed it with an NGO trust fund boy while she was volunteering in Africa that one semester. She thought they were in love but he was just looking for a chase with a wet warm hole at the finish. Whenever she calls the number he left her it goes to some company directory.

>Also zika abortion.

Same here. Especially Tracer, that britbong accent is cute as fuck and makes me wanna date a Brit qt someday

True that user. Goes without saying he'll never live his fantasy.

She sounds horrible

Canon is the word you're looking for OP. Cannon is a big gun.

D.Va. is under some Korean "purity" contract but she's be drugged and fucked by her agent.

It's ten times better than his real design

CWC has lied about plenty of things in the past. Don't believe his lies.

Genji.

That virgin weeb has only seen his own dick, and now he doesn't even have that.

Wait what do you mean hes not a girl

Just let me dream boys

Not a single one of those whores is a virgin, and I bet more than half of them enjoy anal.

She sounds cute

Ana

Stop deluding yourself. She's a caricature and nothing more. Shes only the "main character" as waifu bait. Like the rest of the OW girls.

I want to make love to Pharah and Symmetra

It's his true form, since he's literally just nano machines that's his idle shape

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All dreams end eventually user. Best to move on.

SLEEP TIGHT REEP TIGHT

Pharah

I only have an AA and I could have told him that.

sleep tight reap tight

All of them are sluts

>Fucking Chris-Chan lost his virginity before you

delicious egyptian npussy

mmmmm

was this before or after he started growing a "vagina"?

sleep tight reap tight

>that comic

Let's see here.

>Pharah
Possibly a virgin. Obsessed with work, poor social skills, I wouldn't be surprised if she's never been on a date before. On the other hand she might have had to relieve stress with some fellow soldier. But hey, that's just part of the job. She most likely has not had a properly slow, romantic, thorough fucking. Mostly pure.

>Zarya
Definitely a virgin. Comes from an old-fashioned Russian household with a strong moral code. Too busy training to have sex anyways, and all that frustration would increase her strength. Completely pure.

>D.Va
Likely a virgin. But she's done just about everything that can be done on camera. She's too vain to let anyone defile her body, but she'll flaunt it shamelessly to keep her fans interested. She'll likely never fully let herself go in the bedroom either. Not pure.

>Tracer
Not a virgin. She joined Overwatch as an sexy, innocent, hero-loving young woman at a time when Morrison, Reyes, and McCree were all hot superstars in the prime of their lives. No way they didn't fuck. Slightly pure.

>Mercy
Not a virgin. You don't get to be that patient and loving unless you've getting laid on a regular basis. She's also not an isolated loner like most of the heroes. She's had many partners, but all of them would have been in committed relationships. Somewhat pure.

>Symmetra
Probably a virgin. Autistic and work-obsessed, no time for dating. When the rare opportunity showed up, her perfectionist attitude wouldn't get her laid. Likely suppresses her urge to masturbate. Extremely pure.

>Mei
Definitely a virgin. Low self-esteem combined with a crazy work ethic combined with an unattractive body type. No man who has gotten close to her has crossed the minefield of her psychological issues and found her attractive enough to pursue. Completely pure.

>Widowmaker
Not a virgin. She was married. Although if you only consider her post-Talon life, then she hasn't done anything with anyone. No sex drive. Completely pure.

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Don't be an autist

Wow. I think I know who's real virgin here.

>Sup Forums - Video Games

>an autist
Do you want him to an hero instead?

>people saying phara

Military girls are the loosest beings in existence.

She's so perfect

this is Sup Forums

>unattractive body type

>this level of virginity

>using sprays as canon

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