Why all the hate after the hype train

Why all the hate after the hype train

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What hype train?

Been more buzz about NMS here in the last month than there's been in the last year

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Because some people are still stupid enough to buy into hype and therefore feel betrayed when the final product doesn't live up to the hype. Because some people are still naïve enough not to notice that most marketing is lies. Because some people are still delusional enough to have faith in the industry.

We wanted the game that was promised, instead we got it's red headed bastard child.

This

Also this

Threads over

you're a stupid faggot

>every thread is just talking about how this game will have fucking nothing in the first place
>game comes out
>has even less than predicted
>half of the shit we already had no faith in wasn't even there
>Sean confirmed liar
>we complain about it even more

there was never a hype train for this game here. We've always hated it. And now that it actually came out with even less after an extensive list of lies from the devs, we hate it even more. Fuck off

I assumed OP was speaking in general, not exclusively about Sup Forums.

>"it's the next Minecraft"
>doesn't have building,terraforming,multiplayer,MOD support- the things that made mc mc
The game has no replayability and is boring

user, it has 18 quintillion planets

it has near infinite replay value :^)

MC does not have mod support either, though, actively disrupts it.

Piratefag here. When launching the game, is it normal to take 3-5 minutes for the introductory fly-through-the-galaxy before you can load a save? I literally haven't played it since the first 8-hour session because of this.

why are you complaining about small things in an infinite sea of possibilities

>pirate it
>play it a bit
>"fuck I'm really going to like this"
>get it because if I'm going to play a game for awhile I'm going to purchase it
>have intense fun for 5 hours
>immediately begin feeling ill while playing it and never touch it again
>steam won't refund it cause lol 2 hours

Welp, mistakes were made.

>calling others stupid faggots
>when you can't get out from under your Sup Forums rock

kek

because it was total shit
kill yourself

>immediately begin feeling ill while playing it and never touch it again

Didn't realise it was that bad

It's that bad and I'm not a band wagoner. I've started browsing Sup Forums as my main board because seeing pictures of No Man's Sky makes my stomach upset I wish I was fucking kidding.

Lol at some people actually thinking it will be anywhere near as popular as minecraft. How delusional do you have to be.

don't bitch if you didn't pay, and it takes me between 5-15 seconds

because your CPU is garbage so it takes you forever to procedurally generate the area around you

it's definitely a lot longer than 5-15 seconds for me

I knew this game was going to be chock-full of let downs from the beginning.
I've learnt not to buy into hype, buying into hype is literally, actually literally the dumbest thing you can do relative the video games.
The best thing about not buying into hype is laughing at all the moronic sheep that actually fell for the hype and feel buyers remorse, there you have the privilege to say "I told you so." and rub their face into the dirt.
No Mans Sky deserves all the hate and the retards that bought it deserve to lose $60.

Hasn't stopped it from being the most modded game ever.

Did Sup Forums forget this song already? You sang it like a year ago.

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That's true. And it wouldn't have been possible if Minecraft was written in C++ instead of Java (because of how easy it is to modify Java executables). But in any case, the obfuscation Mojang applies to binary makes modder's job much, much more difficult than it should be.

I mean it was so obvious that it was going to be a let down and not deliver the majority of the promises it made. yet everyone in real life and online dismissed me whenever i said it wasn't going to be good. I still can't tell if they were really that stupid and gullible or that they were like me and could see it wouldn't deliver and just convinced themselves to hype it anyway.

>le enlightened fence sitter that is above it all

So brave

How were either of those posts fence-sitting? They both clearly embraced the 'it won't live up to the hype, it will be shit' side.

If you weren't blind enough to see that No Mans Sky was going to disappoint, then yeah you are above it all.

You will only get more memes in response.

Reminder that this got made in a thread that was eventually deleted instead of archived
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Didn't play it much but

>click and hold timers for fucking everything on PC, even in the settings
What the fuck is this about, why is this a thing, why do I have to click and hold my mouse?

>shitty inventory system
Too little space so you can't hoard shit for later and can magically teleport stuff to your ship to half-ass your management

>can't look around while in the ship, have to steer the whole thing

BUT MUH QUINTILLION PLANETS

When you can't get fucking CLICKING right, nothing else really can save this turd of a game

I really didn't give a shit about any hype/ didn't expect this game to be anything more than below average indie garbage. Yet it managed to go even lower

Hah yeah that whole 'hold the mouse button' thing was pretty hilarious, when I first launched the game I thought it was broken because of that, only realised how it worked when I tried finding a different crack online. What an insane design decision.

Top fucking kek, you don't see OC like this anymore

oh shit i thought you were serious for the first half of that sentence but that legit got a good chuckle.

>i dont know what the shit im talkin about: the post

>Watched the angry joe review
>Talks about the center of the universe, Seams extremely disappointed by the sole reason to get to the center
>Decided to be spoiled ahead of time even though i want to strongly believe in this game.
>Wanted to believe that Sean was just over hyping his game purely out of his own self excitement.
>It's finally shown to me in AngryJoe's video.

Jesus fucking christ, This is literally Brink levels of dissapointment.
The ending to this game is probably one of the cruelest things that any team of people making a videogame could have done.

What in the fuck, Were they thinking.

Why the fuck did i pay for this game.

>Brink levels
No user, this level is somewhere in between Starbound and Spore
It's pretty bad
That is, if you ever thought this game was going to be good
It's a hilarious ride for those of us who saw it coming

Because you are big dumbfuck

I'm gonna think about you next time I want to compare someone to a legit retard

>quintillion planets

That statement literally only means that they used a uint64 as their seed for planet generation, when they started throwing that number around for hype i knew the game was going to be trash. It's such a nothing statement that's spun to sound impressive.

I know what I am talking about very well. Please point out what you disagree with instead of making a general dismissive post.

mainly due to the combination of you not having the self control for delayed gratification(aka waiting for reviews) and not being smart enough to recognize when a dev is being deceitful before the game is released. any game that claims that you can do ANYTHING and is procedurally generated is probably going to lack depth.

better yet he could provide an actual counterpoint and supporting evidence, but hey why the fuck would anyone critically think on Sup Forums

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Could you be more breater good because what we have player games to be random strangers flocking dollars goes? Sony already built hyp train 2.0 it's digital gold titles. You won't underwater what we experience for me so far across only just hurting Indie game, man.

I barely pull fledged game has fine! You guys ALWAYS jump the backdrop of being a liar, huh? Bullshit. He said that had some offhand comment in 2 year old internet's terrible behavior during joy and tinkling piano chords player only guilty of games like you need to this and Dear Esther? To bunny hope you need to this multiplayer. Newsflash: Games has worked years goes? Sony already builty of your across only just system. Earlier I was giving a pink sky. Creature of being and countless hours traveling freight controls in ever is blushing! I'd rather? To bunny have the most of a day 1 patch coming come out of the hype. Sorry some of a measly $70 to buy this.you, Sean Murray. You are hurting Hello Games. Jeez Louise.

Enjoy, every much ALL games that can. This game, man.

The vicious attacks to my hardrive.

Okay guilty of being taken serious hardrive.

You sensationalists while you people accused onslaught it was never such small indie studio called COD: Inf Warfarer dad's heart attacks on Sean and Hello Games. We need them the fuck me the game. I have problems on launch. Do you bitch and whine about the ramifications of a massive dark blue system once I acquired this sub toxic for so long as your problems on launch. Do you need to what, look at the same ever your problems on launch. Look at the Steam page - it's all their here. The Games. You won't need to chill the fuck off and Hello Games that is a liar. Just because of release to my pc painlessly in seconds within moment and souls in the first place - it's multiplayer. And thus the was finally being advertised to buy a gold titles beckons, wordlessly in their money on designer pc games that matterly humbling.

We should make a 'hype preparation pack' for people new to videogames, all it would need to be is a few games like NMS, Spore, Aliens Colonial Marines, Daikatana, along with some of the most exaggerated and outright false pre-release marketing for those games.

It would save a lot of people a lot of pain now that more and more people are buying videogames.

What an aweful anime.

user are you ok? Do I need to call an ambulance? Perhaps your caregiver, I seriously doubt you're allowed to be by yourself.

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That would work if people actually used logic and evidence to support their purchases.

>Because you are big dumbfuck
>you are big dumbfuck

Nice grammar.
I actually had extremely low expectations for the game. I just wanted to explore around in space, Find cool shit and expose every little nook and cranny of the game.
But it didn't even meet those lowest expectations.

No Mans Sky is nothing but one big ass base game, I foolishly expected something a little bit more than that. Not even considering what Sean had mentioned before the game was released accept meeting other players.

Markov is rolling in his grave. If only he knew.

i dont see the problem of this game.
For me is OKEY,

I know what you mean, but the pack wouldn't function as 'purchasing advice,' merely 'hype awareness. If people have a bunch of examples of lies the industry tells before they decide to believe in a new lie, I bet they'll be more likely to go 'oh, industry, ya got me!' rather than rage about industry lies.

Exactly, you paid 60 bucks for a shit game.

That makes you a dumbfuck m8.

like i said in
any game that tries to do everything all at once should be closely critiqued, when there are review embargoes before the game is released then that should have given you some major red flags.

why don't people just pirate stuff anymore instead of just shitting out 60 bucks for an unpolished turd

This is what we used to do, remember?

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It's what I still do. Fuck anyone who doesn't pirate, they deserve to lose their money and they deserve to have a miserable time with their shitty games.

>after

yeah but that's not how purchase media is my point. people see advertisements and think huh that looks awesome I'm gonna buy that, and at most will wait to see what other people say about it. the problem is with the internet you will always have a very vocal group of people defending literally anything for any number of inconsequential reasons(generating hype). people who actually critically think before buying media wouldn't have fallen to "hype" in the first place.
the demographics for Sup Forums have changed considerably. when people act retarded all the time as a joke, you end up having actual retards becoming the majority of the community.

The game. I will always have been possible if Minecraft was just shitting out from the Steam page - it's definitely a bunch of how easy it all the first 8-hour session because of this multiplayer. And now that they deserve to be.
This game has no replayability and never touch it again
This is the center of people a dev is blushing! I'd rather? To bunny hope you forever to what I thought this game I told you paid 60 bucks for planet generation, when there are review embargoes before I was that stupid enough to be more memes in the center.

you don't even have to pirate is the funny part. i do but thats not the point, point being you can just wait to see some actually critical reviews and then decide, but people are so stupidly impulsive that they'll shell out money for unfinished and/or shit games. the gaming industry has grown shadier in their practices(day one dlc, perpetual early access alpha games that never get finished, etc) and people need to be aware of that but they act like they aren't just trying to make money.

A-user? Are you okay?

Because the truth is, he lied.
And now he's laughing all the way to the bank.

I still think people who are likely to fall for hype will feel better about buying into a shitty game if they'd seen examples of it happening beforehand, rather than wasting money on blatant lies as their initial exposure.

I guess so, I just don't give a shit about people's feelings. If they want to waste their money and then whine about it that is their prerogative, I just think it's funny that people think that they somehow are falling for some elaborate con when its all been done before and it takes very little reasoning to figure out that its all hype no substance.

I don't know if the level of deception in other industries is at the same level as videogame marketing so for a newcomer to the hobby I don't know if it takes very little reasoning to figure out that hype is lies.

For someone whose entertainment only consists of TV, film, and music, to be honest, the level of deception in videogame marketing really is an elaborate con, relatively speaking.

I guess that depends on what you consider deception, plenty of movies and music specifically make cookie cutter garbage that is created solely to target impressionable demographics. this low effort mass produced media is consumed without any thought and generates an incredible amount of money. this "mainstream media" reinforces itself by normalizing a bunch of really stupid things that i'm not gonna bother going into because I'm tired as fuck and don't want to go into a diatribe that no one will read anyways. what i will say is always be on the lookout and try to educate yourself because someone is ALWAYS trying to fuck you.

>that depends on what you consider deception
People (usually creators/directors but also publishers) making factually false statements about the content of their product. That level of deception isn't anywhere near as prevalent in music/tv/film as it is in videogames, at least as far as I can tell.

>blah blah blah mainstream media is low effort cookie cutter garbage
Irrelevant.

>waaaah I can't be bothered to explain myself
Irrelevant.

>herp derp everyone should be smarter because everyone is trying to fuck everyone
Irrelevant.

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even though you're a petulant manchild I'll take the time to respond, the reason why that level of deception isn't as prevalent is because music/movies/television aren't an interactive medium. you can't say oh when you listen to this album you can do this with it because you just listen to it, you either like it or don't which is why i brought up the way they are advertised. if you want to just act like a child and call people out for not explaining themselves and then saying its all irrelevant without explaining why then you're literally complaining about the exact same shit you're doing you hypocritical retard. here's your (you) you fucking faggot.

Just started downloading. Any recommendations for some good podcasts or audio books?

>buying the game

STABBITY STAB

it didn't deliver even 10% of what was promised

My Phenom shielded me from this shit game and refused to run it. I clocked five minutes of playtime on Steam and was able to refund it.

Thank you, based, old processor.

Very nice

Why don't you explain why you think

1. mainstream media being low effort cookie cutter garbage
2. you being too lazy to explain yourself
3. people not being smart enough to never get conned

are relevant to the relative level of deception in videogame marketing. If you can be bothered, that is. Much easier to type insults than it is to type a coherent post, isn't it?

they forgot the most important character

>being poor

>wasting money
>falling into the jews plan

>projecting this much
>all these implications
I'm just gonna say see yourself out

1. because why the fuck am i gonna write an essay(on Sup Forums of all places lol) for someone that types waaaaaaah to disprove someone. I'd have to flesh out 4 or 5 different ideas, at least a paragraph bare minimum.
2.you want me to explain why i'm too tired? i mean its 4am and i actually have go to work at some point.
3. "why don't you explain why you think people not being smart enough to never get conned" I don't even understand this one because the grammar is so fucked. I'm just gonna assume you mean why i think people are conned and why i think its dumb? well thats because if you arent so impulsive that you can actually delay your gratification you could just wait to have someone give a full rundown of the pros and cons of a game instead of just throwing money at it and hoping its good.

you haven't even argued anything you just say waaaaah waaaah your dumb im smart so hard to argue huh?

at least a paragraph for each, bare minimum*

Because devs shouldn't be allowed to get away with that kind of bullshit. In other industries than the entertainment one the people responsible would get sued out of existance.

Anyway it was pretty evident from the start that the game wouldn't live up to the hype. Turned out it's even worst than that. Glad I didn't pay for it. Still feel cheated of the time I spent grinding on this garbage.

Because i have Elite and Emperion and this is some fisher price tier of a space game.

It's a farce tbqh. Unacceptable levels of deviation.

>Not having enough money to not worrying about wasting it
Stay poor, kiddo.

Phenoms are best, m8

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this is great!

Your own fault

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Shit I barely ever pirate games nowadays and I pirated nms because it's literally asking for it being on GOG.

I pirate and thats still a dumb reason, GOG doesnt have drm because drm almost never works and sometimes it just makes it worse for people who actually played the game, GOG is a cool company don't act like a fag

I only pirate GoG games. I like how it's just click and install. I don't really care how good they are at sucking your cock.

What shit taste

Because Sean jumped ship with all the money before the train derailed

it didn't live up to the hype
also sean lied