"If I were a Sean Murray, I would _________."

Fill the blank.

I seriously would fuck off to an expensive island somewhere in the Pacific beyond federal jurisdiction that caters exclusively to the super rich. From there, I would tweet photos of myself on the beach, buying shots for whoever else I invited and showing off huge wads of cash in my best gangsta nigger rap impression. I would never once reply to anyone, I would only tweet photos of myself having a blast all day every day with the biggest shit-eating grin I can manage. Some of these photos would show me laying back with my hands behind my head and the back of some Polynesian girl's head (complete with a flower behind her ear) peeking up from the bottom frame just enough to indicate I'm receiving the sweetest native bitch blowjob money can buy. From there, I would start posting videos on sites like Liveleak showing me throwing massive pool parties, snorting coke and pissing on pictures of various Youtube personalities like Angry Joe, Total Biscuit and PewDiePie while laughing my ass off and reminding the gaming community there's literally nothing they can do about it, screaming "THEY CAN'T TOUCH ME, I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!" at the top of my lungs at the end of every video.

There's literally no reason he shouldn't do this.

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I would off myself

He made off with millions.

He won and there's nothing we can do.

spend my millions on acutally good games

stop spamming Sup Forums with trash.

tell the truth always

create a multiplayer DLC for 30 bux.
It isn't actually multiplayer

Todd Howard does it every. single. time. and yet every time he starts going on about bethesda's latest game we all believe his lies all over again. There's no reason why Terrifying Rictus Smile Beard Man can't just wait until the heat dies down and then start hyping up No Man's Sky 2 or whatever.

Do you seriously think he single-handedly pockets every last dollar people paid to buy No Man's Sky? He might have profited from the sales, but if you think he's "super rich" you have to have the mental age of a fucking 12 years old.

Welcome on Sup Forums

and nigga if you think he didn't make at least 6 figures you're a fucking total dipshit

as in, several hundred thousand dollars

Take off my shoes

Can someone explain why everyone hates this guy so much?
I didn't really follow the game at all so as far as I was aware it was basically what was advertised, is this wrong or are you just mad he got rich?

it sold at least 250,000 copies

so yeah.

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create a good game. people will be sceptical at first but soon all wil buy and play it.
Then when i have gotten back all my credibility i would just repeat the no man's sky shit.
>make bad game
>massive hype
>cash in

>as far as I'm aware

You are wrong. There are multiple instances of him saying different things regarding the same topics.

People hate him because of his utter incompetence (socially & verbally) in public settings and dishonest way of handling questions.

go back to school, come back when you're 20 and you know how jobs work

dog the game made over $20 million in sales

I don't know what the fuck you could possibly believe if you think he didn't make at least 200 grand

If I were sean murray I would work with my team to make NMS the game it can be. Add all the things I wanted to add.

Needs some changes and tweaks to make it at least more fun and lasting.

I think he made bout tree fiddy