>7+ foot tall amazonian goddess
>cute
>sexy
>smart
>basically never ages even though she's a gagillion years old
>has superpowers
>can shapeshift to some extent
>dat hair
>dominatrix
>incredibly skilled fighter with all sorts of guns and glorious nippon steel alike
>can beat the living shit out of just about anything
>confident and even sassy during life and death situations
why haven't you accepted that Bayonetta is the best vidya game girl?
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lackluster ass
too tall
>Bayonetta will never be your mom
because she is better
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Well, that's all well and good, but... how is her foot game...?
She uses weapons on her feet so she's pretty dexterous with em
I want to become Bayonetta!
Nah. Looks like Sarah Palin.
Implying you wouldn't ravage Sarah palin. I'd have a threesome with her and Melania trump
I'm sorry but Bayonetta just never seemed to make my dick hard, at least the in game model. That art make her looks more sexier than she really is with that stance and all. I guess it was because at the time I wasn't into a lot of weeabo shit as I am now and I only played the game because her concept was fucking cool as hell and the combat reminded me of DMC.
Also, DMC girls don't get my dick hard either. But them Ninja Gaiden girls tho....
But I did.
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I did a long time ago.
It's the stupid fucking hairdo in the first game. She's perfect in 2.
she looks like a man
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>no glasses
DELETE THIS
Naturally.