Tar Fox

Tar Fox
>dramatic, award-winning 10+ hour singleplayer mode consists of a fox attempting to crawl out of a puddle of spilled road tar before dying of exhasution
>multiplayer consists of one player attempting to free the fox, while the other, a PETA activist, creates a poorly made flash game and tries to pin the incident on Nintendo

>Meta Gear Solid
>you have to play according to a meme schedule or ur fucked. get banned for saying gg ez afterwards

>Super Mash Bros.
>Most played competitive mashed potatoes cooking simulator

Metal Ear Solid
>world's first bionic ear recipient is commissioned to take down a league of extremists trying to take over the world

Anima Crossing

Final Fantasy themed Animal Crossing clone

>Okemon
>be a Jamaican guy
>be a huge obnoxious waste of space

StarRaft
Build and customize your own space boat to crusie the universe. Hire as many crewmen as you like, but all of them will speak with ridiculous redneck voices.

Demon Souls
Exactly the same game

>Terraniga
>The Earth is just a big nigger

>Arthbound
You play as a drunk British guy with a speech impediment.

>Able
>You play as a paraplegic who miraculously regained control of his limbs. As a now functioning human, you realize how much of a leach on society you were, and have to find a job while berating the rest of crippled society.

>Grand Heft Auto
Basically just GTA, but your character is a fat physically impaired loser. During gameplay you must figure out how to commit crimes while dealing with your fatassery.

Age of Empire 2

>1 player only

>eus ex
A game about post-brexit Britain.

Cave Stor
You are a shopkeeper in an underground cave.

O man's sky
There's nothing different, it was just shown before release to include the "N"

>Ears of War
Muscle-bound anthropomorphic ears must fight an evil race of underground-dwelling monsters.

Metal Gear Sold
>The Patriots have fallen on hard times and are auctioning off old metal gear models to make ends meet. If you lose all your money, it's the Pachinko Mines for you!

>Alf-Life
ALF tie-in game. Whole game consists of you sitting on your ass bothering the Tanners.

Half Lie

Battle your way through rpg conversations by telling little lies

Word of Warcraft

A text based game where you spell things in a fantasy world

that sounds kinda cool

Doo

A game where you shit on demons

>Sar Citizen
You are a citizen of a country, and you have Sars.

>Ork
>Text based game that is just descriptions of Orkz killing da humies in the most creative ways possible

Ken Griffey Jr. Resents Major League Baseball

>You are a former pro athlete
>Sport is far from clean, but you've kept the straight and narrow
>Shady shit has robbed you of many of what could have been your greatest career moments
>Now on the outside looking in, you seek to expose the corruption, destroy the league and rebuild it as the sport it should have been

Battlefield: Ad Company
>as the company marketer, it's up to you catch the dudebro audience's eye in the most outrageous method possible

>Arry's Mod

Arry's Mod is a magic sandbox. There aren't any predefined aims or goals. We give you the spells & potions and leave you to play.

Gild Wars
Who is top dog at making armor shiny and chrome?

>Sonic Ush
Sonic teams up with Usher for his debut album

Tea Fortress 2

sit around and do comfy shit with your friends

The Itcher
You play as a cynical animal control veteran catching all the filthy flea-ridden beasts.

Underrated.

This would be so rad

I never knew I wanted this until I read it

Team Fortress Lassic
>TFC with cute little girls instead of burly men

>Mario Art

Mario Paint finally gets a sequel

>you play as some guy with an awful skin condition
>your objective is to spread it to as many people as possible

>Planetside 2 construction outfits

>memes sound more fun than actual games
When did it all go so, so wrong?

Could also have been the title for Lugaru/Overgrowth.

>be a huge obnoxious waste of space
Congratulation, you've done it right for yourself

>Kingdom Heats
>You have to beat evil creatures called heatless, basically cold as fuck, and bring back the heat to the different worlds of Disney

Borderlads
>cheeky DEA agents learn that there's really not much to legally do in Tijuana as they try to make the best of their free time

Final Fantas
you possess the last Fantas in the world and your job is to prevent other people from drinking it in a tower defense game

Stardew Alley

Sling teenths, break knees, and build fake policemen to scare off drifters in this cute casual management RPG set in Pixel City's roughest neighborhood

>Orderlands
You're a disgruntled border patrolman whose job is to keep out the filthy illegal immigrants.

SpaceChe

You must bring la revolucion to space, for the good of the people

kek

>t. jamaicoon

>Majora's Ask

Tthe final battle is quiz show where Majora's Incarnation tests your knowledge about everybody's schedules.

Hope you got your bomber's notebook ready.

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lol

The Legend of Elda

Your quest begins as you provide a young boy with a wooden sword in a cave.

Is it about urban and/or window farming?

That'd be quite topical.

>DOM

It's still rated M.
Just for a very different reason.

T.A.L.K.E.R.
You utilize the powers of politeness and civility to reach out to the bandits and mutants to work together to improve the community.

Ocarina of Tim

>To save the world from the King of Evil, you must use a legendary and magical musical instrument that you stole from some poor bastard named Tim.

>Data Object Model
What are you trying to say here, user?

Mario Art Wii

Play as Mario, Luigi, Peach, and friends in this flashy, high-paced mad-dash as you play against up to four friends in a race to see as much fine art as possible before time runs out. Levels include the Louvre in Paris, SFMOMA, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, and many many more! In Casual Mode, take your time and explore our fully true-to-life environments and their life-like recreations of real fine art pieces

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>God of AR
A /k/ommando's wet dream. Game is just a virtual gallery of assault rifles, with realistic cleaning and part replacing action.

Inurgency

Ambulance driving simulator

>Legacy of Kain: Soul Raver

Legacy of Kain themed DJ hero

>Need for Seed
Bird racing

Dio Crisis

You're stuck on an island, fighting to survive, Ronnie James Dio is hunting you down, Holy Diver plays on repeat.

Cock Tower

cock tower

>ambulance simulators exist
>they're all shit

Why, god?

>Holy Diver plays on repeat.
gotyay

>Allout
You have to kill all mosquitoes in a hack n slash game.
There are common mosquito cannon fodder, and dengue, zika and malaria bosses. You have to drive them out of Florida first and then destroy them from the source in the Amazon and Africa.

Left 4 Dad

Oh no! Mom may have thought it was Dad's turn to pick you up from school, but Dad seemed to have though otherwise! In this two-player competitive title, one player will play as the poor father racing through the city by any means possible to get to his son, while his son wreaks havoc on the school in a fit of rage. Can you reach your son before the total costs of damage exceed $5,000?

Ark Souls
Plays as a gritty Noah fending off a horde of sinners trying to catch a ride on your sweet ark.

>Bombsell

You operate a bomb store in the Zelda universe.

>Metal Ear Solid
>You play as Zero as he slowly ages to the point where he needs a hearing aid. The game consists of trying to figure out if there are people in your house or if it's just a TV.

Jesus this sounds dangerously comfy
Would absolutely play

>Cron Trigger
You write shell scripts.

>Cock Tower
You don't even have to write anything with this one. I already have a design document in my head.

Art Souls

Form art directly from the soul

>Cunter Strike
Sandbox free roaming in a city, you just go around hitting women in the cunt. You get extra points for pulling off tricks.

Metal Gear Sold

Save your favorite game series from losing profitability. Sponsored by POM™

fund it

Tom Raider

a male protagonist who is in pursuit for love of his life.

>Shovel Night
A tycoon game where you're managing a cemetery. Start as a simple gravedigger, and try climb to the top (or dig yourself to the bottom) as an undertaker. Multiple types of lands, places, gravestones, tombs, sarcophagus, religions, whatever. Soundtracks by Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Fun for the whole family

Dart Souls? Are you retarded?

This is brilliant.

>Dom
It's a shitty $10 unity porn game.

Catlevania with cows and bulls instead of vampires

Nice.

>Guitar Ero
You're a punk rocker chick using a guitar to sexually stimulate yourself. Your skill at hitting the button inputs determines how intense the orgasm is and how much money you get from viewers.

>remove one letter
>DARK
>_ARK Souls

Fund it!

Illzone

hospital manager/simulator

Super Mario Bro

same thing as original but fuck luigi

Ass Effect

>The year is 2183. Humans are in contact with multiple alien races, all of which have access to light-speed travel by farting simultaneously creating a mass-negating vortex. This is known as the "Ass Effect".

Mega Ma

>you fight as a cybernetic homemaker ensuring that justice is served along with a fresh home cooked dinner

Hotline Mami

You live it up as a hot milf in the late 80's miami clubscene

This is easly one of the best Sup Forums's thread in a while. Well done OP

Sin Megami Tensei
You play as a sinner rather than another fuckboy

>Fallout: New Vega
A bold new direction for the series, as fallout heads into space set in the surrounding area of the star Vega. "I can see that lone star from a thousand miles away," indeed.

>Gran theft auto

Badass grandma who steals cars