How can 343 save Halo?

How can 343 save Halo?

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By fucking stopping.

By not fetish pandering.

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By pandering to fetishes

Add sangheili ladies

by making a alien porn game

They're too incompetent to save it.

They can't. I miss Bungie Halo so much Sup Forums, please hold me

Let me have sex with sangheili ladies.

I want that butt on my face.

>BOB

Halo Reach was the last Halo game. What are you talking about, user? What's 343?

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Halo must be saved from 343

By leaving

Reach was shit

no it wasn't

Sack the entirety of 343 and hire new blood

Go back to what made halo great

a PC FPS

By ending its misery

Bungiefags that call Reach the last Halo need to leave, Reach was pure garbage that proved Bungie was on the downswing (which was then confirmed by Destiny).
5's multiplayer was a great start, and while the microtransactions were always and continue to be bullshit, they essentially paid for the DLC maps and updates that they put out for free. The actual core gameplay of 5 is actually a pretty good step forward for the series, and gunplay is the most balanced its ever been.

I think the things they need to fix are essentially three-fold:
1. Campaign needs a massive changeup. I'm not even sure if it's possible to salvage the Cortana plotline, but 343 sure as fuck needs to change its head writer. I think they've got Joseph Staten writing Halo books again, they need to get that faggot writing main games again. Locke's team is such a bunch of fucking nobodies they had to toss them Buck so they'd be at least partially memorable.

2. Design. This whole weird privatization of MJOLNIR crap means that everything looks like plastic power rangers bullshit. Bring back better looking armor designs, and allow for more customization like Reach did. I think Reach did a lot of things wrong, but armor customization wasn't one of them.

3. Get someone else to design your maps. Arena maps have been by and large mediocre to bad, and the fucking Big Team Battle maps are a joke. Warzone is fun, but even now it still ain't the reason why most people start up Halo 5.

Reach was complete garbage in every way and even worse than 4.

>they essentially paid for the DLC maps and updates that they put out for free
You mean the stuff the game should've launched with, with a few map "reworks"? The DLC was absolute shit.

Halo is so dead man. I spent a lot of my childhood playing halo. I bought Halo 5 and didn't even beat the fucking story before i uninstalled it because it was so boring. I hate what they've done to the story and the Chief. Multiplayer has been going downhill since halo 3 had that bullet lag update. Halo 2A was actually fucking great but they just completely forgot about it when they made H5. They just need to stop making halo games and accept that its for the best.

Forge mode/custom games were even better than Halo 3 tbf

This. Why do people make out the micro-transactions where worth it? The DLC was boring clones and reworks, and the only genuinely new stuff was shit like Torque which everyone hated and was pulled from competitive modes.

Firefight is shit to and fucking uses reqs but gives you fuck all return to buy more reqs. And we can't customize the fucking waves like Reach, why?

A majority of the DLC maps were shit, they're pandering to the competitive community but even they don't like the shit they're doing. Overgrowth and Riptide will never be good maps but they keep pushing those pieces of shit.

And this is why I'm glad Halo got ran into the ground by 343.

I feel like I got off a train that ended up derailing horribly.

Post Sangheili girls

Qt

I wonder how hard she could clench down on you.

Like a squid

Reach was the worst Halo game and never happened.

Halo fans that call Reach a Halo game are not fans of Halo at all.

By not turning into Smashfags who post bullshit their page knowing that they don't really want to talk about the games.

THICC

T-That's a guy right?
Please be a guy

It's a female that has come for the human dick

ITT: ODSTards.
It was ok, but nothing spectacular.
Reach's advancement of Firefight was a wild improvement.

Actually, ODST was shit because you were too strong and the VISR was stupid.

The people that can't get over Reach are those that failed to realize that you could play modes without armor abilities and silly "canon" faggots, and need to realize that you can essentially handwave almost everything. It baffles me that the ODStards get so butthurt about Reach changing things when ODST moved the New Mombasa space elevator from beloved 2.

Furthermore, all you morons bickering about Reach being the greatest need to play 3 again. Halo 3 is the definitive Halo experience.

3 > 2 > Reach > CE > ODST
Now post yfw TWO SCARABS.

Halo 3 was bad and had shitty core gameplay

yes its a guy, its frrom reach. female soldiers werent allowed

>It's a guy
Socrates isn't down with the gays.

Artist only draws female

The only part of Halo Reach that anybody I knew enjoyed was the Invasion mode. Humans vs. Elites was cool as fuck.

Firing the head staff who've made the decisions so far, but keep the people who do know how to program.

Rebrand the company into something else for PR's sake.

Hire somebody who actually knows how to write.

Go back to the OG trilogy's art style and tone.

Add new features to the game and keep old ones at launch instead of taking months to add basic gamemodes.

They cant, even digital media falls to entropy. People moves on to the next big thing which apparently is BF1 and Titanfall 2.

>NSFW
WORT WORT MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>Rule 63 right in the top left

>WORT WORT

>no more marty o'donnell
no, the series was done after reach

>Hire somebody who actually knows how to write
I can't remember, did Staten get fired, or did he leave? I know he's on decent enough terms with microsoft still.

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>Not the cum splattered version

Step up sensei

Port all the games to PC :^)

Now post the human on sangheili

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>yfw TWO SCARABS
hornet rocket in knees, rocket in enemies, land on top, blow up generator, repeat

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anyone have a full dump of this guys stuff?

One of the few good things from Reach.

What game is this?

>bagina
dropped

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>not wanting to impregnate aliens

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You sure are gay

He went back to Microsoft after the shitshow Destiny was

dear diary
today I have the strongest and weirdest boner in some time

where can i get more of thicc xeno

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artist?

>a hunter is a superorganism of worms
oh man imagine the sensation his dick must be going under

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>Halo 5's gameplay
>Reach's menu quality and content amount
>proper dev time
>4 player split screen

There, halo 6 is saved

So Halofags are turning into Metroidfags now huh.

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Do you think Sangheili women have a fetish for Spartans?

Jesus christ why is this thread still up.

God wills it.

post some males please

Don't forget Reach's art direction as well. 343's art team couldn't design anything good if their lives literally depended on it.

I wonder if these people even know how a male sangheili looks like

Halo 4 has best main menu though.

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>God wills it.

Correction. The "gods" will it!

No fuck off faggot.

get out fag

yes pls

Fags detected

You know it really shouldn't, but I am absolutely amazed at both the quantity and quality of Elite porn.

>Bright purple ejaculate

This thread is changing my life.

makes you wonder about the taste
or the aroma

THIS POST MAKES YOU REALLY THINK... hmmm

>Being impregnated by the Flood the old fashioned way