Why is she so fucking happy?

Why is she so fucking happy?

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She likes killing people

OI LUVS SHIT IN MEH BONKERS LADS

She is truly insane.

she pops adderalls like candy

>quirky characters in shooters
Yeah, I never cared for it either, OP

It's not that I don't like her , but it comes off as strange despite all that she's been through and all the shit that happened with the fall of overwatch
In the lore, I thought she was against killing people

The games aren't canon. Not a single thing in the game is meant to support the lore/story.

She had a vibrator in her when she got stuck in time and has felt the pleasurable sensations ever since, even with the toy itself gone.

If my ass looked like that I'd be pretty fucking happy too.

She got a BBC to go home to

I was referring to that short where she tried to stop widowmaker from killing the monk

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Because she plays yokai watch

It looks like her googles are forcing her eyes open

What in the lore explains how the characters come back to life every time they die?

She just sat on my thick 8 inch cock and hasn't wanted to get off since.

where the hell did this come from?

>cuckposting

Gameplay isnt canon

Widow and Tracer would never work together

Lucio and Symmetra never would

The cannon story happens outside the game in comics, shorts, fictional blogs, stories etc.
The ingame stuff is like subtext, gives you more insight into the character's personality and story

The devs said to think of the gameplay "Playing with a bunch of overwatch action figures, like kids making up stories with a goku and superman action figure"

speed.

>being this insecure of your little white willy

Thats why Tracer prefers the BBC

Well then what the fuck is the point of playing then? For shits and funsies?

Uninstalling this piece of shit when I get home.

Sorry you don't get the this inside joke.

inside where? your fucking mind where you actually thought it would be remotely funny?

>Lucio and Symmetra never would

What happened between those two?

>she

shitskins don't get along with eachother

probably has lots of casual sex with whomever is around

Lucio is a communist, and Symmetra works for google.

go there and stay you faggot.

because the fucking cavalry is here SENPAI

Because it's attractive and cute . I hope to someday find a girl with that kind of personality , feels great man. All cheerful and happy

I don't get this phrase. There are no horses in this game how can there be cavalry

>tfw hammering Tracer as Reinhardt
Fuck off cunt.

Symmetra works for the Vishkar Corporation. Lucio's entire backstory is fighting the "Urban Renewal" the Vishkar Corporation was performing in order to exploit the area.

tracer mainly rides the dick

Because what do attractive people have to worry about? They are playing life on easy mode.

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Shes happy that she can even live properly. The accident probably showed her how to enjoy life. Plus she was probably upbeat already considering she was a young pilot.

I hate niggers

>"Playing with a bunch of overwatch action figures, like kids making up stories with a goku and superman action figure"

So basically Super Smash Bros?

She won the lottery of life and was born English.

What accident?

What does yokai watch have yo do with this. Is yokai watch even a good game

It's a mask to hide her severe depression and trauma of her time travelling accident

She test piloted a teleporting aircraft and some shit went wrong that caused her to constantly phase out of reality for several days at a time and only come back for a little while. She had a bunch of weird dreams and shit too She was stuck like that for a while until winston made the device on her chest that stabilized her and kept time flowing for her correctly. That's also why she aged so little compared to the other former overwatch members (even though she was already really young).

Tracer has seen a million hells and she's just glad she's not there.

Why aren't you?

I would be pretty happy too if widow was my gf

if you pretend to be happy, you eventually become happy
didn't you know life's best pro tip??

>she uses her last boost and ends up in your range right as you have started up a swing to hit the guy next to her

She get fucked every day.

I wish I could get fucked everyday.

Faggot!

I'm halfway convinced that the lore was written for a story-based Overwatch that centred around Soldier: 76, Reaper and Mercy that got scrapped in favour of plotless multiplayer Overwatch.

I can't see why they'd sit down and hash out so much background and plot that has literally nothing to do with the actual game whatsoever otherwise.

it was originally an Destiny-esque MMO

Dat Winston D too stronk

>That's also why she aged so little

I wonder why Blizzard chose to have not one, but three, female characters Tracer, Mei and Mercy have a thing with their aging. I'm not complaining, it's just something that would normally be attributed to one person in a series, let alone three. Unless of course, DEEPEST LORE...

She's got an anal plug which doesn't properly jump with her, so every time she blinks or rewinds her fleshy walls are the only thing keeping it in place. Listen to her sounds in the game if you don't believe me.

why does she have 3 blinks that recharge really fast and that she can use with zero delay inbetween them and also a rewind ability in case she fucks up

Yeah its bad, but couldn't it have been worse? At least she didn't get teleported to a world of monsters and shit like apokolips or a cthulhu place

it's literally just so they can have attractive young females but still fit into the "RETIRED HEROES" lore

Its amazing how anime ruins everything

Is it even stated where she went when she phased out of time completely?

Fuck

>Don't even play Yokai
>Know the joke is referring to the fact she's half-life and is both existing and not existing

Come on guys

Beneath that cheerful genki exterior hides a sadness unrivaled even by the likes of Reaper.

Time is the most saddest construct of them all.

because she can teleport back to a time when muslims didnt control her country

She likes the Robots though so she has it coming.

Does it hurt?
Being shifted out of time?

She puts up a front because everyone dies while she's stuck in time.

Imagine being a creature of 500 years of age, watching all your friends, relatives and loved ones die while you stay flawless, a monster outside the laws of entropy.

If she didn't put up that face, that attitude, she would be more depressing than 10 reapers put together.

because she got that fucking red swiss mercy skin i spent 25 dollars on still not getting it

I'll never look at Tracer the same way again

fuck off already