GEE I'VE BEEN SAVED BY A STAR FOX THREADHOW SWELL
GEE I'VE BEEN SAVED BY A STAR FOX THREADHOW SWELL
Grayson Ward
Christian James
Post yfw "NO, HIT THE BRAKES!"
Parker Brown
is falco gay?
Owen White
HEY GENIUS, I'M ON YOUR SIDE
Jackson Torres
in an industry full of cinematic experiences, why the fuck can nobody make a good fucking starfox game?
The entire POINT is to have setpieces and be filled with quirky dialogue.
Like seriously, is it THAT hard to make Starfox? WHY? Why can't anybody fucking do it?
Benjamin Gomez
STAR FOX ZERO IS BAD
IT SUCKS
NO ON RAILS BOSSES
EASY STAR WOLF FIGHTS
TERRIBLE CONTROLS
Wyatt Collins
Star Fox Zero almost got it right but the gyro controls along with the attempt to justify it by making you have to look at the gamepad in a select few boss fights made me not want to buy the game.
James Butler
They have to shoehorn stupid gimmicks and features in each installment
Andrew Rivera
I like Krystal
Brody Powell
I dunno what do you think?
Miyomoto's fault.
Samuel Mitchell
Aaaand im leaving this thread
Zachary Ortiz
She's great
Alexander Nelson
I CAN'T STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Asher Brown
me too
>Implying you think a SF thread will just be cheesy quotes and won't have at least one krystal image in it
Michael Thomas
Why are you going to /trash/?
Camden Hall
>The director of Zero said that Krystal would get into the sequel
>Starfox fans knew this meant that she might actually have a chance of getting into and infecting Smash 5 with furfaggotry
>They suicide bombed Zero, despite it looking half decent
>Thanks to their efforts, SF will go into another 10 year slumber and Platinum will never touch it again, effectively saving Nintendo as a whole from furfags
Starfoxfags are true heroes.
Caleb Baker
Star Fox Zero was shit Cody
Justin Lewis
Cody's a furfag tho.
Thomas Ward
Starfox Zero was the SF game I always dreamed of: a SF64 expansion pack. I enjoyed the controls and I really like a lot of the levels. I'm sorry that other people didn't enjoy it. I did though and that's okay.
Zachary Rodriguez
A gay furfag
Liam Peterson
>Cody
>Furfag
Since when?
Mason Sanders
I always saw him as too autistic to care about the characters
Dude gets off to his personal score not Krystal or the others.
Kevin Wood
Writing back then was either handled by actual writers or the game devs who were too shy about actually writing, Star Fox most likely had actual writers handling the translation which is why most of the dialog is catchy one-liners.
Nowadays you have such things like ''video-game writers'' which are literally Hollywood rejects thinking that they're re-inventing the wheel by writing super ambitious stories with 0 character