Hey user wanna come to my house after school and play with my wii? my parents aren't home

>Hey user wanna come to my house after school and play with my wii? my parents aren't home

those cheeks are disgusting sorry babe

>play with my wii
ITS A TRAP

fuck off degenerate

I'd do it but I'm seriously blanking on fun wii games right now.

Only if we can put on your diapers together.

>Hey user wanna come to my house after school and play with my penis? my parents aren't home

fix'd

>wearing cat ears in public
Ugh, no thanks

You have a penis?

YES! But you must keep the crossdressing, love.

>hating on cat ears

>Cat ears

Nah I'm cool thanks

Who is this jiz wizz?

>*sigh "You said you are good at video games, user. You're just a casual"

Sin and Punishment 2

Video games

>white kids wearing japanese fashion

Stop doing this you cucks

...

No way fag

Who is she

This reminds me the time i almost got laid in college but because she invited me to play Skyrim on her 360 made me think that i would be better off playing Mount and Blade

Vidya won over my dick

>play with my wii?
Subtle.

>she

Looks like a girl. Will get fucked like one.

>has

Sure. Do you have Rhythm Heaven Fever or Monster Hunter 3?

Nah, it's called 3DPD for a reason.

You want to put your penis in his penis?

what are you fucking gay?

Who the fuck are these lucky people with parents not at home?
My dad was a lawyer and he always got home way before I did, and he never even took fucking vacations.

I don't care as long as he's cute and I'm perfectly hetero.

it's much better than ugly "women" anyway.

>no

Happens a lot in dumb or poorfag families, where instead of a parent picking up one decent job both of them pick up a dozen shitty minimum wage or part time jobs.