If you had to kill someone with a gamepad, what would you chose?

If you had to kill someone with a gamepad, what would you chose?

Pic related, pretty hefty, reckon itll hurt.

>inb4 n64, nigga this aint ninja turtles

That said, something like this would be brutal

>not the xbox huego

I'd rather use this
I'd hurt my wallet through

It even has handles for more comfortable mauling.

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The hell is the point of that? You can't even hold it like a real sword if you want to use it to play vidya

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One time my cousins were fighting and i have to say I've only ever heard a skull crack using an N64 controller

Absolute madman, i forgot about that bad boy

Jesus christ what

Bit stumpy tho senpai

Hivemind

Rocksmith is a game and any guitar can be a controller. Probably one of those ridiculous quadruple neck guitars.

>Using melee attacks

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Stab someone with this fucker

>nobody posted this yet

I'm pretty sure you could use one of these to break out of prison. Have you ever heard of one of these breaking ever? I was a super awkward and clumsy kid, and I remember accidentally dropping mine down the stairs several times, and it wouldn't even look dented after.

nice, i like it

Those things are fucking invincible

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>still not a gamepad

Nah, thought about that one for a bit, but they feel really flimsy