TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PC CITY

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PC CITY
WERE THEY DON'T MAKE GAMES
AND THE PORTS ARE SHITTY

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DE

NU

VOOOOOOOOOOO

nice bait faggot

DELET ETHIS

>buy game
>enter code
>activates
>Steam later decides to revoke the key

Thanks Gaben

this wtf
we can just joke about sony

Shot thru the heart
And you're to blame
The PS4 Has no games.

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PS4 CITY
WHERE ONLINE IS PAID
AND GAMES NON EXISTENT

OH ITS ONLY EIGHT HUNDRED BUCKS

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE CONSOLE CITY
WHERE THE GAMES ARE BLURRY
AND THE FRAMES ARE THIRTY

Kek

>being this buttmad

PCuck defense force is here

GOYIM
O
Y
I
M

Doesn't even rhyme

>buy game
>pic clearly shows some fag gave it to you
You're pissed at steam for your friend using a stolen credit card?

WELCOME TO THE PC! WE GOT DRIVER ISSUES AND WINDOWS 10, WE DON'T GOT ANYTHING YOU WANT CUZ THEY ARE CONSOLE EXCLUSIVE

I played bloodborne
dark souls was the same
the PS4 has no games.

kek

>mfw people buy $2000 PC's just to play Katawa Shoujo

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE WII-U CITY
WHERE THE GAMES ARE GUD
AND THE WAIFUS PRETTY

WOULD YOU A SQUUUUIIIIID?

HEY HEY YOU YOU

WHEN I WAS JUST A BABY
MY MOMMA TOLD ME SON
ALWAYS BE A GOOD BOY
DON'T BUY AN XBOX ONE

BUT I BOUGHT ONE DOWN IN RENO
JUST FOR HALO 5
WHEN I HEAR THAT BLOODBORNE'S BETTER
I HANG MY HEAD AND CRY

>fucking up the rhyming pattern this badly
PCucks, everyone.

top fucking kek

try rhyming faggo

No they aren't BB is literally the best one.

lol triggered

terrible lol. PC autists trying so hard to type while not foaming from their mouth.

Lej

or counter-strike GO. It's so sad lol

TotalBiscuit won't fucking live to see all of them

Brilliant

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE CONSOLE CITY
WHERE THEY DON'T HAVE GAMES
AND THE FRAMERATE'S 30

it's like 2012 never ended.

>wanting Saints Row
That's what you get though

WELCOME TO THE CONSOLES
WE DON'T HAVE ANY GAMES
YOU CAN PLAY ANY PORTS YOU WANT
BUT IT'S GONNA HAVE THIRTY FRAMES

8/8 bredy gud

>Console wars

You guys know you don't have to get into arguments online to justify your purchases, right?

The things you bought are shit. Except for the ones I also bought.

The ones I bought that you don't have are GOAT.

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Fuck off Sonygger stay buttmad

NOW LOOK AT THEM STREAMERS THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT
YOU PLAY THE VIDYA ON THE TWITCH.TV
THAT AIN'T WORKIN' THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT
VIEWERS FOR NOTHIN' AND CLICKS FOR FREE

>9 posters

your not funny

Well
The ports start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Paid a thousand bucks for a toaster oven
Doesn't make sense not to live for sales
All my steam friends are retarded whales

wtf i hate pc now

WE GOT TO INSTALL DRM CLIENTS CUSTOM INSTALL DIRECTORIES
WE GOT TO EAT THESE HOT POCKETS WE GOTTA CLEAN THIS BOARD FOR FREE

I have a fucking migraine.

you gave all that shit for saints row 2?

SIX SIX SIX
THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
HALF LIFE THREE WILL NEVER BE RELEASED

that's the best saints row

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE SHARKTITS CITY
WHERE THE GIRLS HAVE SCALES
AND THEY GOT NICE TIDDIES

CUT MY FRAMES INTO PIECES
THIS IS A SHITTY PORT
TORRENTING
NO SEEDING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I DIE EATING
THIS IS A SHITTY PORT

it's a decade old dude just pirate the damn thing,

BREAKIN' ROCKS IN THE HOT SUN
NOBODY BOUGHT AN XBOX ONE

oh, wasn't him. good point though

DIDN'T BUY NO MAN'S SKY
DIDN'T FALL FOR THE RUSE
WASN'T FOOLED BY THE LIES
FEELS SO GOOD
MAKE A NU MALE CRY
DIDN'T BUY NO MAN'S SHYYYYY

KEK MY LIFE IN 2 PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
MASTURBATION WHILE WATCHING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I CATCH MY WIFE CHEATING
WOULD IT BE WRONG OR WOULD IT BE RIGHT
TO WATCH MY WIFE TONIGHT
SUCK A DICK THAT ISNT WHITE
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
AND THEN ILL PLAY WITH HER SON
CAUSE IM LOSING MY WIFE
LOSING MY MIND
WISH DAQUAN WOULD STOP FUCKING MY WIFE
NOTHINGS ALRIGHT
NOTHINGS OK
SHES FUCKING AND IM CRYYYYING
I
CANT
GO
ON
WATCHING
HER
SUCK
COCK

not bad

THE LITTLE FAGGOT WITH THE CHANNEL AND THE PATREON

YEAH BUDDY, THAT'S HIS OWN HAIR

THE LITTLE FAGGOT DOES REVIEWS AND LETS-PLAY

THE LITTLE FAGGOT HE'S A MILLIONAIRE!

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D.L.Ceeeeeeeeeeee
(BUY ME)
D.L.Ceeeeeeeeeeee
(BUY ME)
D.L.Ceeeeeeeeeeee
(BUY ME)
D.L.Ceeeeeeeeeeee


SAME GAME I USED TO BE

I’m all out of games, there’s nothing of value
Bloodborne is trash, been shilling for so long.

...

That doesn't even rhyme with the song.

Fuck yes I love this song

a thread that peaks in the second post

...

Whats the song?

NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME CONSOLE THAT I USED TO KNOW

Someone edit that pic to have Todd's head on the girls.

RI
CO
LA

doesn't rhyme properly and isn't even true, try harder

IT'S THE

EYE OF THE SPIDER

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rip burnout

I kek'd.

Nah not that one, OP was obvious

You and me
We post on different boards
You like to laugh at me
When a shit game has me floored

Sometimes you're angry
And I wonder why
I'm such a baby
Because Lisa made me cry

Well, there's nothing I can do
I've been looking for a board like you

it's the "take me home" part

oh god i'm having ptsd

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THE PS4 DOESN'T HAVE ANY GAMES
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THE PS4 DOESN'T HAVE ANY GAMES
THEN SOMEONE WILL SAY THAT MY MONEY CAN NEVER BE SAVED

I dont care if this thread is bait, this shit got my sides

...

Amazing.

retard

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My sides

WE GOT TO INSTALL FIRMWARE UPDATES
DAY ONE DLC

WE GOT TO HYPE THIS PREORDER BONUS WE GOT TO MOVE THESE 4K TVs

very nice

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If I could turn the rage
In time then I'd fake
Just a feature or two
Shut the, shut the, shut the hype

But I couldn't find a way
So I'll settle for a shitty game
To sell it to you
Tell me, tell me , tell me lies

Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
(Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)
Oh, no, no you can't disguise
(You can't disguise, no you can't disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies

There is a console shilled on Sup Forums
They call the Xbox One
And it shares it's library with PC
But neither are bought by anyone

kek

Dungeon diver!
You've been gone too long with no permafood,
What will you feed your duuude?

Me and all my friends
We're all misunderstood
They say we play nothing and
There's no way we ever could

Now we see everything that's going right
With the PC and those who play it
We just feel like we don't have the means
To rise above and beat it

So we keep waiting
Waiting on PS4’s games
We keep on waiting
Waiting on PS4’s games

It's hard to beat the system
When we're standing at a distance
So we keep waiting
Waiting on PS4’s games

Now if we had the power
To bring our players home from war
They would have never missed a Christmas
No more ribbons on their door
And when you trust your neogaf
What you get is what you got
Cause when they own the information, oh
They can bend it all they want

That's why we're waiting
Waiting on PS4’s games
We keep on waiting
Waiting on PS4’s games

It's not that we don't care,
We just know that the fight ain't fair
So we keep on waiting
Waiting on PS4’s games

And we're still waiting
Waiting on PS4’s games
We keep on waiting waiting on PS4’s games
One day our generation
Will sign enough petitions
So we keep on waiting
Waiting on PS4’s games

We keep on waiting
Waiting on PS4’s games

Buttmads are prime for anal.

EVERY TIME THAT I LOOK AT TODD HOWARD

ALL THESE LIEEES BOUT MY GAME, GETTING CLEARER

THE CONTENTS GOOONE
IT WENT BY LIKE D L C

ISN'T THAT THE WAY
EVERBODYS GOT THE JEWS IN LIFE TO PAY

YEAH, I KNOW
NOBODY KNOWS
WHERE HE LIES
AND WHERE HE GOES
I KNOW IN TODD HOWARDS LIES
YOU GOT TO LOSE TO KNOW HOW HE WINS

HALF HIS LIEEES
IN FALLOUTS WRITTEN PAGES
LIVED AND LEARNED FROM FOOLS AND FROM SAGES

YOU KNOW ITS TRUE
ALL THE LIES
COME BACK TO YOU

LIE WITH ME
LIE FOR THE YEAR
LIE FOR THE LAUGHTER, LIE FOR THE TEAR
LIE WITH ME IF IT'S JUST FOR TODAY
MAYBE TOMORROW THE GOOD LORD WILL TAKE YOU AWAAAAYYYYY

WELL
LIE WITH ME
LIE FOR THE YEAR
LIE FOR THE LAUGHTER, LIE FOR THE TEAR
LIE WITH ME IF IT'S JUST FOR TODAY
MAYBE TOMORROW THE GOOD LORD WILL TAKE YOU AWAAAAYYYYY

LIE ON
LIE ON
LIE ON
LIE UNTIL YOUR LIES COME TRUE
LIE ON
LIE ON
LIE ON
LIE UNTIL YOUR LIES COME TRUE

>LIE ON
LIE ON
>LIE ON
LIE ON
>LIE ON
LIE ON
>LIE ON
AAAUUUAUAUAUAAAUAUAHHHHHHHHHHHH
LIE WITH ME
LIE FOR THE YEAR
LIE FOR THE LAUGHTER LIE FOR THE TEAR
LIE WITH ME IF JUST FOR THE YEAR
MAYBE TOMORROW THE GOOD LORD WILL TAKE YOU AWAAAAYYYYY
LIE WITH ME
LIE FOR THE YEAR
LIE FOR THE LAUGHTER, LIE FOR THE TEAR
LIE WITH ME IF IT'S JUST FOR TODAY
MAYBE TOMORROW THE GOOD LORD WILL TAKE YOU AWAAAAYYYYY

Jesus fuck how are you guys all so shit at this?

Unless this is some next level upside down reverse meta shitposting.

Let me show you how it's done

I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME

THE PS4 HAS ONE GAME

quality thread

KEK WOW LMAO GOT ME GOOD user HOLY SHIT LOL :) :D ;O

i want summer to be over.

Are you Prime for anal?

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

THE PS4 HAS NO GAMES

WE ARE GAMERGATE
WE ARE GAMERGATE
WE AAAAAAAARE GAMERGATE

WE ARE GAMERGATE
WE ARE GAMERGATE
IN THE EYYYYES OF TUMBLRRRRRR!