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>Let's kick that blitzball that totally isn't a bomb or anything.

it doesn't for me

So at this point the story is pretty much beyond recovery, right?

I feel so sorry for Xfags.

>That Audio drama

I never played X but this shit always cracks me up. It's so fucking stupid it wraps around and becomes hilarious

But dude, muh Nomura!

Reminder this exists

Reminder that this also happened:
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Finally FF has a Tranny main character.

Okay I like spirits within for what it is, but that' scene is just bull shit. If the writer wanted to pull off 'dumb middle school trying way to hard to stand out' then he nailed it.

W-what is this?

Actually that was Nojima who wrote that.

Abomination

Square Enix is incompetent.

Sakaguchi must have been a mad tard wrangler to keep all these idiots in check

XIII came out years ago, bro

I bet the Al Bheds did this

Just a reminder the Al Bhed are descendants of a Machine race created to wage war.

Wakka was right.

CALM LANDS?

that's funny because it seems that's highly unlikely now. maybe final fantasy 19 will release by then

Square enix owns the rights, so the character talks about full metal alchemist and spirits within because those are things the company owns

Might as well remove one of the X's.

Didn't they change their minds afterward and say that it was not canon?

That always seemed kinda stupid. Human revolution was 2027, and final fantasy 13 was taking a long time releasing

Well back when Final Fantasy was good, Squaresoft only took 2-3 years to make one.

between the episodic FFVII remake and squeenix putting all their eggs in the FFXV basket, we're lucky if we make it to 17.

I think we can make it to 18 by 2027, then again, that's a poster, so pritchard is probably just waiting for said game.
Maybe it's a typo poster too? Accidentally put an extra X on there.
Okay mystery solved! It's a Final fantasy 17 poster and pritchard is still waiting for it in 2029

Don't forget KH3, whenever they feel like not making mobile spin-offs and hd compilations.

>Nomura is part robot that consists of mostly zippers added to him in 2029
fund it

yuna still meake me remeber that vladmodel

>Machine race
>descendants
How does that work? And why are they visually indistinguishable form just another flavor of human?

Not canon, though. This is Star Wars EU-tier.

Is it really non-cannon. I need a source please for the love of jove

Something that's not-canon. Notice how they haven't done anything more with it. They haven't because of the massive backlash from both sides of the Pacific. Since it was released, they can't say it never happened, but they can silently forget about it.

the future of FFX

>Tidus and Yuna get stranded on an island
>they fight over some shit
>Tidus kicks a blitzball sitting on the beach
>actually it was an explosive and he was retarded
>he explodes and his head lands in front of Yuna with a surprised expression before also disappearing
>Yuna goes to the farplane and brings Tidus back, but he can't know he died or else shit will happen
>She falls out of love with Tidus because he's 'not the same'
>cucks him for some random ex-summoner guy
>because of Tidus' re-existence, the farplane gets fucked up and people beckoned back come back to life
>someone beckoned back Sin
>Yuna sets out on a journey to defeat Sin again
>Tidus goes with her because he said he'd stay with her regardless
>also Auron has a daughter or something

I honestly wonder what the fuck the point of this was, much less the sheer retardation in how it played out.

Is this even real or just some joke people keep spewing? I just skimmed a plot summary and there was nothing like this mentioned.

finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_X-2.5_~Eien_no_Daishō~

There's also X "Will" which is related.

Tidus blows up in "Girl's side"

The blitzbomb and Sin coming back are definitely legit.

>"That is a tasty plasma"
Who the fuck talks like that? Why is every character so fucking awful and unbearable in that game?

>They explore the forest hoping to find a clue on how to return home when a ball rolls towards them. Tidus mistakes it as a blitzball and runs towards it while looking around for its owner. It explodes, killing Tidus and Yuna passes out from the shock. Yuna dreams of speaking to someone who claims to be a god and questions her regarding her relationship with Tidus. Yuna describes Tidus as an ordinary boy whom she met the day she became a summoner and whom she fell in love with during her pilgrimage. She is sad her feelings cannot be fulfilled, but the god tells her he will cast a spell that will suppress those feelings up until the day she became a summoner, but not erase them, with the possibility of them returning if something were to trigger it.

>At Bevelle, they find Sin has been reactivated, possibly beckoned by someone's wish. Yuna, realizing that the Eternal Calm was not to be after all, rushes to meet with Tidus. Yuna had previously told Chuami that Tidus is her boyfriend, but when Chuami and Kurgum eavesdrop on the conversation between the two it seems they are breaking up. Yuna is jealous of Tidus's friend Marphie, but soon tells him she doesn't care anymore, and has already got another person she likes. Tidus asks who it is, but Yuna tells him it's someone he doesn't know and leaves. Kurgum tells Chuami they should split up because he's in love with Yuna. Chuami is angry and confused, but Kurgum tells her it is something that only summoners can understand.

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY FINAL FANTASY NO MORE

...

Oh dear Lord, who thought that was a good idea.

And then this:
>Yuna is jealous of Tidus's friend Marphie, but soon tells him she doesn't care anymore, and has already got another person she likes. Tidus asks who it is, but Yuna tells him it's someone he doesn't know and leaves. Kurgum tells Chuami they should split up because he's in love with Yuna.

This is like something a 10 year old would come up with.

Fact: No one would complain about this if it was a game instead of a book.

Video games have bad writing. It's that simple. The reason they hold up is because of things other than writing.

Because Final Fantasy 10 wasn't already enough of an overblown, melodramatic soap opera.

I doubt that considering people loved Advent Children despite having fanfic tier writing.

People on constantly complain about videogame, and specifically JRPG, stories. People don't just shit on the later Star Ocean games and Zestiria because of poor gameplay. People shit on lame stories in good games all the time too. It's more than just a stupid plot, it's a stupid plot that completely shits all over the characters and plot of the previous games (Sin just fucking comes back? Yuna just goes "jk, didn't really care"), it's fucking nonsensical. Why does he just kick a blitzball looking bomb? And has to be brought back again? What's the point of that, narratively?

If this was a game, there'd be more hate, not less, because it'd be more widely known. The story is just that fundamentally bad. Christ, could you imagine a cutscene of Tidus kicking a landmine that looks like a Blitzball, exploding, and his shocked, severed head landing in front of Yuna? Fucking ridiculous just conjuring up the image in my head.

Sin coming back and Tidus blowing up are introduced in two different pieces of media (X-2.5 novel and the audio drama)

Unfortunately only the shit in the book can be shovelled into non-canon status and forgotten forever.

I could write a few pages about Tidus' consensual sodomy of Yuna and it would turn out better than this.

...

You know what?

Fuck it.

That's what I'll do.

>nobody would complain about Yuna breaking up with Tidus and fucking some random guy if it was in a game
It's completely retarded and out of character. Then you got the muh pure virgin waifu crowd

"Are you sure you want this?" Tidus asked, as he gently massaged the lube into Yuna's pink rosebud.

He really was concerned about her. He really, really was. It was just the simple fact that when the love of your life, a girl so beautiful who can tolerate your flaws, asks you to do something many women found degrading because she found it *kinky*...

...blood was being diverted to his nether regions. If there was going to be a time to abort this mission, it needed to be now...

...but she moaned.

Yuna, the High Summoner, savior of Spira, she who could make a Moogle suit look sexy, *moaned* as he lubricated her tender rosebud.

(shall I continue?)

The memes that were generated when this first came out were amazing. That was a good night on Sup Forums.

Nope.

I had heard about it, but I didn't think it was real. I truly thought this was fan fiction due to how stupid it was. Wow.

Yuna looked back at him, panting-

*Wow.* She was getting turned on by this... he started to think this wasn't just a gift on her part... the delicate, perfect flower he had been so lucky to find was getting turned on by the thought of taking his manhood up her ass...

"Yes." She breathed. "Just go slowly, let me get used to it."

She had cleaned herself, so that there would be a minimum of mess. From what little he had heard of those who had taken part of this semi-mythological event, precautions on both the part of giver and receiver were essential.

He lubed his eight inch shaft up carefully- bursting prematurely would be the sort of regret that would last for centuries after his death.

It was not the first time they had made love. They had done quickies. They had done marathons of lovemaking. And sometimes he had playfully pinned her down and licked her sweet little pearl until she screamed herself hoarse.

Still, as grateful as he was for this, he wanted...

...needed her to have this be a very positive experience. He loved her for her heart, but if she could learn to crave anal sex...

"Do you want to lie on your back for this, or..."

She turned, and her lips twitched as she saw his glistening penis, as if it were the first time she had unveiled him.

keep going!

it was ridiculous in many ways but x-2 was fine as a wrap up of the story beyond x

x-2.5 doesn't go forward at all

"Let me sit on it."

In the dim light of the lamp, her soft brown hair swished as she turned, her long braid lashing his stomach, tickling him.

He took her backside in his hands, kneading it gently, and she let out an approving moan.

"I'm... I'm ready. Be gentle with me." she said softly.

She hovered over him on the bed, and while she was light for a girl her age, a combination of lust and gravity made him want to thrust up and pull down, make her take it all-

No.

Just... no.

She trusted him, trusted him enough to tell him her desires, how she liked to be on bottom some nights and on top others, how she *liked* it when he playfully called her names, and she trusted him to be gentle now.

He lowered her, and his tip met her rosebud.

"Ohmigodyes" she gasped.

He worried he would lose his erection before they got to doing the deed. Now, as she panted and stroked her shaved mound as they let gravity take it's course, he knew that wouldn't be a problem.

Fucking stop, dude.

Just no. NO.

"AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" he laughed
"MY PEANUS WEANUS
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
Then he kicked her head because it looked like a blitzball but it was a bomb?

Now make Auron join the scene and surprise buttsecks Tidus.
It'll still be better than X 2.5

"Oh damn, you look so fucking hot right now..." he groaned, letting her drop a fraction of an inch.

She took in breath sharply, squirming, trying to grind down.

Now, he would have some fun.

"Does it hurt?" he asked calmly.

"No, no, please-"

"Do you want me to take it out?" He pressed up ever so, so very slightly.

"NO!" she pleaded. "No, more..."

"Tell me." he growled hotly, squeezing her ass. "Tell me what you want me to do."

"p-P-P-p-ut it in. All... all the way in." she whimpered.

He wanted to tease her, but he felt lightheaded. Denying her this for much longer would be cruel to her and to his younger self, who spent years fantasizing about such a deed...

He let her drop half an inch, and they both groaned.

He leaned in, licking her back, breathing her scent in as she arched back, grinding down, trying to take more and more of him inside her...

Kay!

>She makes a bargain with him to grant him the power to return to his world on the condition he finds the "Kush"
DUDE WEED LMAO

FUCK YOU NO IT DOESN'T

I laughed a little

And the Japs are the ones who normally eat up this kind of melodramatic soap opera slop. Square Penix really dun goofed.

xenoblade

Melodramtic soap opera slop requires at least a very slight degree of subtlety. Just a tiny fucking bit is the only thing separating it from bad fan-fiction.

They were hoping to be able to catch attention for a X-3 since the HD remasters were coming out and they were still in that deluded phase where they thought people were liking FF13 sequels.

It'd have been stupid regardless

Xfags deserve every bit of this for their shit taste in FF universes.

Is it okay if that's my waifu

The universe of X isn't the worst even if the game is shit

Its still pretty shit though. Definitely but in any top whatever lists for FF universes.

*not, -but

Most melodramatic soap opera slop - at least of the Chinese cartoon variety - have writing on par with bad fanfiction.