are you ready
Are you ready
Tyler Williams
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Joshua Moore
If this or some variant of it didn't make it in I want my money back
Adam Diaz
bump
Elijah Anderson
>the only people that play this are incredibly lonely weeaboos hungry for a game that survived primarily off of tits
Jaxon Williams
?
Ayden Nguyen
Couldn't you say the same about Metroid?
Lincoln Reyes
Yes I am
Zachary Ward
The only difference is that Metroid was fun and didn't constantly remind you that "OMG THESE GIRLS ARE SOO SEXY OMG LOOK AT THE BOOBS"
Justin Howard
>are you ready for the most shallow and generic "metroidvania" that barely got virgins attention because it features slutty characters that do nothing but spam fanart and say "___ is cute, I wanna fuck/marry/be dominated by" in every thread about it?
Juan Torres
Im ready for mediocre 2D platformers since the GBA.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Noice bait purseowner poster
Jack Lee
Why are shantae fans so obsessed with vore?
youtube.com
John Bennett
Because Shantae's fandom consists of lonely virgins
Joseph Martinez
but their fetishes are even below average lonely virgins
Isaiah Cook
Fucking Best Buy.
Thomas Baker
>every shantae """""""discussion""""""" thread is literally a bunch of virgins jacking off
Henry Butler
iirc he had to draw a new picture because the resolution wasn't high enough, but he kept the same artstyle
Jack Ross
this one?
Cameron Hall
>The only difference is that Metroid was fun and didn't constantly remind you that "OMG THESE GIRLS ARE SOO SEXY OMG LOOK AT THE BOOBS"
Metroid II and Other M.
Luke Edwards
Metroid 2 is still more fun than any Shantae game I've played.
Also 1 mediocre game is still better than a series of above average games.
Mason Clark
>are you ready for the most shallow and generic "JRPG" that barely got virgins attention because it features slutty characters that do nothing but spam fanart and say "___ is cute, I wanna fuck/marry/be dominated by" in every thread about it?
I just described Persona
Zachary Anderson
The gameboy game was unironically good
Josiah Martin
>deflecting this hard to a reaction picture
Jonathan Martinez
>Metroid 2 is still more fun than any Shantae game I've played.
It was good for its time, but hasn't aged well. But you're welcome to your opinion.
Jack Murphy
What could be better than a competent platformer that also has a bit of titty fanservice?
Only a prude could not like that.
Bentley Cruz
>competent platformer
it's mediocre at best, it's even slower than castlevania 1, and without level design, it's like someone grabbed mario maker for the first time and just spread some random shit around
>titty fanservice
it's an awful cartoony style that only appeals to desperate virgins who masturbate to anything with tits
and why even bother playing this shit for sfw fanservice when you can browse quality porn instead? it's not even worth pirating
Sebastian Ross
bump
Nolan Morales
>Metroid II
I think his argument against Shantae is retarded too, but what the fuck are you even talking about? You never see Samus' figure in-game.
Jaxon Stewart
you bet
Benjamin Reed
...
Josiah Roberts
35 more days.
Elijah Morris
>Got it for PC
>Going to be overseas when it releases
>Now going to have to double dip for PS4 version
>mfw
Leo Jenkins
It's always the same response and picture with you.
Don't you get tired of the same song and dance?
Matthew Howard
Nobody cares you stupid fatty nigger
Stop fucking posting here
Isaac Smith
where the steam page?
Jackson Diaz
I like persona but for fucks sake man don't shoot yourself in the foot with that.
Jacob Lopez
>not even worth pirating
Haha
But no really kill yourself.
Julian Jenkins
How did autist even think of these unrealistic fetishes to begin with?
Asher Allen
"INSANITY"