You have 5 seconds to name good video games that run on shitty laptops and can be pirated

You have 5 seconds to name good video games that run on shitty laptops and can be pirated.

how about you go and find a job instead

nes/snes/gba emulator

interesting picture OP

Bastion
Darkest Dungeon
Necrodancer
Skullgirls
Porn

any rogue like
civilization
most old games

adding alpha centauri to the civ suggestion.
Even if crawlers are one of the most broken things in the entire 4x genre.

Hotline Miami
Nuclear Throne
Binding of Isaac
NecroDancer
LISA

Dustforce

Doom.

That's all you need.

What's going on in your picture, op?

Rainbow Six 1-3 (3 being the best of the bunch)
San Andreas
ADOM
Quake 1-3
UT99

Deus Ex original, System Shock 2. BioShock depending if you have some kind of you. Witcher 1

Think

It's clean water, son.

hand in water

town of salem

it's free

nethack

heroes of might and magic 3

...

fuck off we're not spoon feeding you.

Just kidding

Terraria
Starbound
RimWorld
Minecraft
Carmageddon

internet explorer

That makes sense. I thought he had an extra thick layer of skin growing over part of his hand.

Get a job, save and buy these on Steam or GOG:

-Bleed
-Electronic Super Joy (also, can this one be modded? I want to replace the regular moaning with some loud Nigra for the keks)
-Terraria
-Worms (any before and including Crazy Golf; Armageddon and Reloaded are the best ones)
-Undertale (it IS good; not greatest of all time but still decent.
-Age of Empires 2
-Most NES/SNES/GB(A)/5th gen and below console emulators
-The first two Doom games.
-Rogue Legacy
-Cave Story (+)
-The Binding of Isaac (Rebirth runs even better than the original)
-Portal (both of them)
Maybe even more, if you don't mind the low framerate.

Dwarf Fortress
Pretty much any Paradox game
Freelancer

Melee
Project M

Overwatch

Cave Story is the best video game ever made and you can play it on five tin cans connected with string.

Get the proper OG freeware version, with that really good fan translation. The official translation is shit.

Emulate Secret of Mana VWF

crysis 3

Might and Magic 3-8
Wizardry 1-8
Fallout 1 and 2
Jagged Alliance 2

Landstalker if you can get a genesis emulator running

MGSV. Run it with better than the PS3 with 512 VRAM.

Who are you kidding, I can't run that on my desktop

>-Portal (both of them)
Bullshit. I can't run Portal 2 for shit and I can run MGSV like at 40+ fps

And here's more:
-Amnesia
-Pac-Man Championship Edition DX+
-Believe it or not Geometry Dash is on Steam if you like that kind of game
-GTA VC, 3 and SA
-If you can afford the disk space, then Team Fortress 2 is good, and it's free.

Assuming a crappy laptop has an Intel Atom and 3000 HD graphics I doubt it would even bother running these.

Isn't Starbound way too heavy when it comes to system resources even though it's a pixel art game?

Fallout NV w/ DLC
Shantae and the Pirate's Curse
Deus Ex (mostly)
F.E.A.R.
TrackMania Canyon/Valley (Track is technically free)
The South Park RPG
Psychonauts

I should know

Well that's weird. I know for sure that my toaster with a crappy AMD E-300 APU can run Portal 2 without any problems.

Dwarf Fortress, assuming you're fine with ~20fps or less with a population of 80 dorfs.

Atom Z3740 @1.33GHz here