I HURT MYSELF TODAY

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>Giving a review on something you've played for less than 10 min

>it's not Denuvo's fault
>it's not the games fault
pick one

>something doesn't work
>or it works like absolute shit

I said id wait for the directors cut sale. But non told me it'll be a great game and i should go ahead and preorder.

So user, hows the beta/cash shop game doing? Kills Megs yet?

haha tortanic guys

>tried to run this game with everything maxed out on [average hardware] and I couldn't get above 15ps wtf man what a shit port

>31 reviews
So this is the power of Sup Forums.

Yeah it is a boring gray looking mess.

O M G this is the new tortanic Sup Forums!

well 30 fps is exactly what you get on the best hardware in the worls if you max it so...

And im just glad i didn't buy this heap of shit
>mfw people bought the game
50 Euro saved

>giving game a bad score because your pc is shit
PC master race huh?

>euro

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

So they captured Prague pretty accurately then.

>Game runs like hot garbage. Devs should have spent more time optimizing it.

Fucking Sup Forums stop raiding the review section.

...

another tortanic xddd

I guess? I have never been. Most of Europe is a gray mess. In the west anyway. Germany,France etc..

I knew from the get go it was a shit port. Ain't no game going to use 16GB of RAM properly.

you're right needs a piss filter

>single use pre order items

>prague
>boring gray

did we go to the same Prague?

The piss filter actually added to HR. That sounds dumb but a simple filter can make a huge difference.

>game literally just released
>already bad reviews
I don't get it? How can you review a game that you only played for 5 minutes?

Phew, not this time. Didnt fall for the hype.

>I guess? I have never been.

What is reading comprehension?

Most people who wrote reviews have technical issues with the game, we have to wait at least a week for the "real" reviews to come out.

Fugin cancer

it's the fucking game, the DRM has nothing to fucking do with it considering there are denuvo games that are well optimized

If a game doesn't grab you immediately it is a shit game.

it's most likely some Redditors posing as """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pc gamers""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" and don't have the basic knowledge that which settings you should automatically turn down to get better fps and then they give it a negative when their meme machine doesn't run it at 4k with ubersampling at 60 fps.

>S-see? Prague has sunlight for 2 weeks once a year, it's not a grey dismal mess.

You're not fooling anyone Boris.

or maybe you just have add

t. smartphone gamer

Well, we live in different places with different currency.
You big blundering faggot

What went so wonderfully right?

>mfw I didn't buy this

thought people were used to poorly optimized games by now

I hate mobile games.

>buying denuvo meme games

This whole antidenuvo paying people to install it for you is some shady shit.

But fuck fullprice, i'll deal with some pooinloo or vodka drinker for 5 mins if it means saving some money.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Probably. I love fast paced films over slow blundering ones.

>wanted to play a game with a enhanced human feel
>now just playing modded RimWorld instead of this

how else would I intend to play it?

>RimWorld
I dont understand

Why not just play dwarf fortress

OH I'M SORRY

EX-GOOD

What do you mean I can't get 144FPS at 4K with my 3DFX Voodoo2? Fucking Denuvo!

Not him but dorf fortress' graphics are not for everyone.

It takes time to get used to that mess.

Tilesets exists

euros are worth more than your cheap freedum shekels m8

prague is literally the most beautiful city of europe aside from vienna

for the sci fi

Intro is missing a fuckload of walls on my end.

>Wants his cyberpunk to be sunny