Afterbirth? More like Stillbirth, because this game is dead on arrival.
Supposedly this bullshit was going to fix EVERYTHING wrong with Rebirth, after Rebirth fixed EVERYTHING wrong with Isaac. At this point, I knew better, but I felt morally obligated to safeguard a future generation of potential victims from Isaac's shittiness by detailing how Afterbirth fails to deliver upon the expectations
>Edmund's freudian issues continue, items like the binky continue to expand upon Edmund's obsession with infantilization in a disturbing way much how like many items reinforced his corprophilia and urolangia.
>Voice acting for pill and card effects, superficial elements designed to attract and entertain small children and the mentally disabled
>New boss is a lazily done bullet hell, with Isaac's wonky hitboxes not getting hit without a defensive item like dry baby is stupidly difficult.
>Greed mode is literally 5 rooms plus a button to stand on to fight waves of enemies, fighting more is a no-brainer because if you can't tackle them and get devil rooms you're already fucked.
>Fixes a minor number of bugs from rebirth as if that's supposed to be an accomplishment rather than patch notes for the version of the game everyone already paid for.
>Content withheld to punish a small minority of players. In a stroke of fedora-tier brilliance, this punishment had an effect on everyone save the people it was intended to punish.
>STILL a buggy piece of shit, awful game-ruining glitches like the character's head disappearing mid- Boss Rush and becoming completely unable to fire tears.
>Fails to track Mega Satan kills from regular rebirth, enjoy fighting him with every character all over again since Ed's a hack.
Don't buy this game, it's more full of shit than a big room with Card Against Humanity.
I got Eternal God and 1001% and I still say it's shit.
