How did we go from this

How did we go from this

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I thought Remedy developed max payne 2

>hand clipping through jacket

retard

They did they didn't have help from Rockstar this time
fuck off

>fuck off
OP image is MP2
Second image is Quantum Break
Both are developed by Remedy
Rockstar or Max Payne 3 has nothing to do with any of them, you cretin

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Oh yeah, slap that gun for me

>Rockstar has nothing to do with any of them

>Publisher: Rockstar Games
>Developers: Remedy Entertainment, Rockstar Vienna
Idiot

>what is a publisher

>How did we go from a game made by competent developers to a game made by incompetent developers?

Really makes you have cognitive activity upstairs.

Except both games are made by the same devs, dunkass.

>quantum break
>published by Rockstar
wat

what are you on

I fucking love MP3. Has one of the best selections of guns and some of the most fun gunplay out there.

They should have added a horde mode or something.

You didn't know? They asked for all credits to be removed because it turned out crap.

Is this for GMod or something?

Holy shit how do browse this board without the ability to read?

Do you just look at the pictures and guess?

Maybe, but it was just a pic I found that showed off all the weapons in MP3.

>all that 7.62
>all that NATO

On the topic of reload animations, anybody else a bit sad that in MGSV you do a super disciplined tactical reload where you pocket the old mag, even when the mag in question is empty, every single time?
Reloads where you ditch the old mag just have a certain (cliché) visual appeal, an air of urgency to them.
Why hasn't any developer made a system where you tap the reload button for a quick dump reload and hold it down for a slower tactical reload?

A shame so many weapons are MP only.

You do that in metal gear because you can reuse the empty magazines to throw around and distract guards.

Is that an AK 5 to the left of the deagle?

They should have this in a stealth game. Like say you're sneaking around and need to reload, but just tapping the reload key would be noisy, so you have to hold down the key to quietly take the magazine out and get a new one.

I have a thing for good-looking reload animations

According to IMFDB, it's an MD-97 LC, a variant/knockoff of a FAL.

beat me to it

so much fucking fun

Not in V you don't.
Empty Mags are a separate loadout item with infinite ammo all by themselves.

No it's not, and in most games it would be just FN FNC, not your belowed swe-fag knockoff.

>that gif
kek

who the fuck do they think they're kidding, honestly? shit annoyed the fuck out of me in the recent tomb raider also

>playing MP3
>lying on back
>go to reload
>aim gun from the right over to the left quickly during the reload
>he physics makes him throw the mag a lot more "hollywood style" to his left
>giggle

It's the little /k/ things that make me happy.

Pretty stupid how it glows red though.

Is that the general crafting animation?

How did they go from having some of the best gunplay EVER to producing GTA V which has some of the shittiest and unsatisfying gunplay in any game released in the past 5 years?

can someone make a gif with 2 boths gifs side to side and date 2003 - 2016?

>want to replay mp3
>remember the abysmal story and constant unskippable cutscenes
could've been goat tier

this

Fucking loved MP3

why are all the animations in new tomb raider so spazzy

>abysmal story
I wouldn't say it's abysmal, maybe a little generic. I didn't like how the best they could come up with was "muh organ stealing."

The one-liners almost redeem it.

>unskippable cutscenes
Just play arcade mode. You have a lot more settings to play around with and it doesn't play the cutscenes. Literally just takes you right into the game.

You clearly haven't gotten drunk with Max while playing the game. It makes the story 10 times more appealing.

So much this.

The 1st time I've played it, I thought it was amazing, then my 2nd run was painful.

i dont mind the story but the goddamn unskippable shit

>try out arcade modes
>they still have most of the cutscenes

youtube.com/watch?v=Ds2SUbt8hm4

This makes me kek every single time. Max is honestly Homer Simpson with gun.

the god damn "what the fuck are you doing?" moment when he finds the organ stealing doctor was fucking gold
honestly 10/10 scene

>they still have most of the cutscenes
They either fixed that or changed something because they don't for me.

When I start the level in Branco's office, instead of it starting the long-ass cutscene when they're all talking and the manlet cop is calling Max a retard, it just takes me right into the room where the first enemies are.

what the fuck is that

It's not the even the story that's awful, it's just the writing. The characters aren't even slightly believable and the hack that wrote it has no fucking clue how to write noir.

>the whole scene smelled worse than my grandmothers slippers after taco tuesday at the bingo hall

That's pretty much exactly the kind of shit the idiot that wrote it thinks passes from film noir internal monologue. Fucking disgusting and anyone who liked it is literally retarded.

youtube.com/watch?v=dHwl_PZf4iY

This bit?

>"What have you been..."
>"DOENG"

Reminds me of when my mom found me jerking off

like i said, most. instead of you just going through the levels killing guys they still have all cutscenes and other cinematic shit in it

The story is completely forgettable for me I only remember the setpieces.

Max is upset.

>not liking cheesy one liners

You're a fun guy.

i found it pretty funny that the mocap guy for serrano played yet another victim of organ harvesters in gotham

they're not the best but they're fucking hilarious

It's not done well at all. Max Payne 1 & 2 were cheesy as fuck but the writer actually had the chops to pull it off.

>some of the most fun gunplay out there.
>MP3
How?
After MP2 it felt like the clunkiest and most infuriating shit possible. Cover system sucked ass. The weapon limit sucked ass. Constant ragdolling when shootdodging sucked ass. Laser-sighted weapons were just plain unusable.

>go to try the multiplayer the other day
>it's fucking packed with Brazilians, Mexicans, Indians, and Russians

Why do these people literally infest games after their peak is over?

From low shit-tier graphics to good HD graphics? I don't see the problem here

Maybe if you're playing with a controller.

On M+KB it's not clunky at all.

>Cover system sucked ass
>using cover like that in a Max Payne game

>Laser-sighted weapons were just plain unusable
So turn off the laser sight? You can do that.

fuck yes
his reaction, his inflection, the way he asks it the first time, the way he repeats it for the third time, it's fucking perfect

I KNOW
E V E R Y T H I N G

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SECOND FAVOURITE
D R I N K I N G A R M

Worse than Death Rally and Agents of Storm, really? It wasn't their finest hour but it was an extremely enjoyable game.

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I honestly don't see how people hated Max Payne 3's writing. It's the perfect mix of cheesy, dark, and funny.

MY PROBLEM?
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS?
YOU ARE TURNING HUMANS INTO GLUE, THAT'S MY PROBLEM

>unskippable cutscenes
Seriously.
How in the fuck was this never fixed.

>On M+KB it's not clunky at all.
I played it with M+KB alright, and I stand by my opinion - compared to the near-perfection of MP2, MP3 did practically everything wrong. Cover, movement, guns, weapon limit, camera, physics - you name it, MP3 fucked it up.

>4% of people voted Max Payne 1 & 2

People are disappointed it's not Sam Lake's noir. I think House did a great job at adding the GTA vibe he knows so well.

BECK
ER

MP1 and 2 had a very distinct tone and those quotes are pretty different. The whole "realistic and gritty" direction is, and it misses the point of originals, being essentially old myths set in modern-ish setting, not a ripped-from-the-headlines crime drama.

I think the majority of the cutscenes are infact loadings. So technically it's not possible to skip them.

Here

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>mfw

That's what it says, but I don't believe it for a second.

>start story mission
>have to watch 5 minute opening cutscene
>press enter
>"Still Loading"
>Can't skip until like 75% through

>start arcade mission
>takes me right into the fighting in literally under 10 seconds

The loading this is BS.

>3.68MB
Wait, what the fuck? I thought Sup Forums's limit was 3MB.
>Maximum file size allowed is 4 MB
Well God damn, why did no one tell me?

goddamn i cant believe i was hyped for this

It's 3MB for Webm, 4MB for everything else.

Fuck this game.

>nobody would be rebooting his system
he's a fucking psychopath and i love it

That's fucking stupid.

Well, it's time to replay it I guess.

Awesome, thanks!

Yeah, player character ragdoll effects didn't jive well at all for MP3. Was it the euphoria engine? Because it certainly behaved like it.

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>it's a "max shaves his head, puts on aviators and a hawaiian shirt and awkwardly stands in the middle of a brazilian favela party" episode

It does use Euphoria.

I'm pretty sure there is a horde mode but it's DLC and no one plays it so unless you have a bud willing to buy and play with there's no point

They must have fixed it because for me the cutscenes just played until the level was done loading, then you could jump right in.

Want to reinstall but don't have 50GB of free space

You forgot the bit about most missions taking control away and forcing you to run right into a room and slowly take cover while the enemies all move to better positions.

I kekked for far too long at this

Not even exaggerating but why has tech went from physics, dynamic lighting, animations to "LEL, BLOOM, HIGH TEXTURES, HAHA"?

MGSV is the only game that I can think off that kept the former trend going

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>reloading animations were a mistake