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>log into steam
>cuteboy friend that sends you pics is online

How often do you guys chat with your steam buddies? I used to chat everyday with someone on my friends list, but fell out. And only chat now once a week with some of the more loyal ones left.

>log into steam
>new friend request
>he just wants one of my items

>'Offer sent'
>Items Now Unavailable For Trade

>Log into Steam
>1 new Comment
>:heart:

>tfw I get a several new comments throughout every day~

>log into steam
>0 friends online

>Log into Steam
>Steam taskbar icon flashing
>get excited, someone wantss to talk to me
>Steam update

holy shit just as i read this and check steam I got a new comment.

I'll be your friendo

>log on to Steam
>look at new releases
>remember I'm on Linux and there are nogaems

Why doesn't Tomoko just go to sleep?

no one ever messages me on steam

THIS FUCKING FEEL

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its video game time, not sleeping

I am a poorfag I cant even buy video games...

>Have one message
>Unread
>Been there for months now
I'm going to see how long it sits there.

>tfw I came on those feet

What did he mean by this?

whats it like? must be nice

>log into steam
>100+ friends online
>im not actually friends with any of them

>tfw no new comments ever
I only use steam to play a few games and that's it. Who needs friends.

>1 new comment
>some ascii art involving a cock or a copypasta about being a giant faggot who loves choking on dicks

DON'T fucking do this.

I had a guy send me a friend request and I didn't think I knew him so I just left it there.

Like three or four years later I go through my long list of unclicked notifications and I found out the guy was from a forum I posted on a long time ago.

But what's worse is when I clicked on his profile, he had a goodbye message as his bio. And to my horror I found this in his comments.

I still feel fucking horrible about it. Wish I could have said goodbye.

>log into steam
>nobody messages you all day
>if you message them and try to make conversation they either ignore you or don't care

You used the perfect image macro for this post

>JC Denton
Yeah, RIP.

shit

how do you do it?

fuck, especially when they bait you by leaving their computer on and a game running

i have a nice bf

>leaving their computer on and a game running
Sorry, user, this never happens. They just didn't want to talk to you.

HOW MAKE FRIENDS

___________ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ DA TALL PALM TREE OF NETORARE SPROUTED ON
____________ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶____¶¶¶ UR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!
_____________ ¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
______¶¶¶¶¶___ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
___ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶______¶¶¶ IF YOU DON'T WANT THE PALM TREE 2 BUST
_ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__________¶ ITS COCONUTS INSIDE UR WAIFU
¶¶¶_______ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
_______ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶
_____¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__ ¶¶¶____¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ then YOU MUST POST DIS TREE ON 5 OTHER
____¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_____ ¶¶¶¶______¶¶¶¶¶¶ PROFILES!!!!!
____¶¶¶¶¶_______ ¶¶¶¶_______¶¶¶¶¶
____¶¶¶¶_________ ¶¶¶¶______¶¶¶¶¶
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what about his armpit

>YOU ARE TOO SLOW
Sometimes, user, the world just lets you know how you fucked up.

>Have one steam friend that I talk to everyday
>Get extremely jealous and lonely when he talks to his other friends and plays games with them

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>Log into steam
>12 new comments
>9 on my profile

Sugoi

Did any of you ever meet someone on their friends list irl? How did it go?

hey hey, you want to know too much

Post profile fag, I need a good laugh.

>log into steam
>23 new invites

that would imply I have a waifu

just tell him you want the dick

Who else /has a boy toy/ here?
>finally got him to send dick pic
>it's small and perky
Perfect.

top or bottom?

jesus christ man

>Log into Steam
>No sissy whiteboi online to bully

Took you long enough.

I have personal cockslut on discord who's hooked on and in love with my fat cock. just need him to shoot me pics of him crossdressing and his wee wee pic

>it's just group invites
>I'm already at the group limit

Wew lad i want a 2d animu trap to call me a faggot as i fuck him

I automatically think less of people who are in a maximum of five groups

> sissy white boys

I have to be at the group limit. It fits my really awful profile.

steamcommunity.com/id/CosViddd

>Finally at a point in my life I don't latch to steam friends to kill loneliness
>Add a couple people from other boards
>One we talk fairly plenty and get along well
>He plays with a couple memespouters and lets me know to spare me
>Haven't gotten to play anything with him yet
>The other talked once and he's stayed in offline mode since then
>Play dumb about knowing the signs
>Willing to be patient for someone so nearby
>Know in the back of my mind I'm a horribly boring person compared to the rest of their friends

I'd forgotten about the tedium.

>friends always dump their drama filled lives on me
>try to help out as best as I can

>i attempt to initiate some form of conversation with them
>usually dramaless shit like video games or other entertainment
>"k"
>"oh?"
>"ah"

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i can be your friend

reminder that being gay is a sin in the eyes of god

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If being gay is a sin, why did god make cocks so suckable?

If you see this post, you're going to die in your sleep tonight. Responding won't save you.

be my friend i wish i had a friend that messages me first

who's up for my fat dick via steam or discord?~

So. Which one of you are going to service this for me.

oh sh1t, does that mean you gonna die too?

it's not gay if it's a feminine penis.

>make guys who love dick
>make it a sin to be a guy who loves dick
god must be playing easy mode or something