A-a-apologize. Death Stranding will be amazing

A-a-apologize. Death Stranding will be amazing

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Will you buy it anons?

I'll wait and see if its good first

Nah, I'll just watch it.

Ten dollars says you'll both buy it and enjoy playing it before reviews.

53 fuck that is old, he was making games when most people's parents on this board were at preschool.

>Writing on a japs birthday cake in english

The fuck is that?

30 years of creating games...wow. What did you guys accomplish by 23 years old?

Death Stranding might be great art, it might be a great game, but either way it'll be batshit insane, and that is what Kojima does best.

where do you think birthday cakes came from buddy?

Hideo is a Westaboo tho

Kojimbo doesn't look a day over 24.

Why would you put all those metal balls on it?

What purpose do they serve beside being annoying to remove? What if he accidentally swallows one and chokes? Did whoever make this cake even considered that?

Maybe. If I can find a third PS4 exclusive that I want to play, I'll go ahead and buy one. Gonna need to get an HDTV though because even if I managed to get it working on my CRT, it would look like dogshit.

Did Kojima fucking make himself a cake?

was kojima at least invited to hideo's birthday party?

Did Australia send him a card this year too?

>I'm a dumbass and I don't know anything about cake decorations

They're fuckin edible ya dimwit

Reminder that the entire country of Australia sent him a card and basically you're fucking useless.

Oh shit my bad I forgot its impossible to choke on food

No, those are clearly metal

This cake cost $800, took 3 weeks longer than the bakers said it would and was still raw in the middle.

We should send him a birthday card

Oh shit i forgot about Sup Forums-australia

>Literally how do you do fellow kids now

that already happend before.

Sup Forums - Australia

What the fuck do you know nothing about making cakes?
You iterally bake a generic cake, usually a sponge cake, and then just cover it in fondant.
It would take maybe 2 hours to make aside from the baking.

I didn't kill myself yet.

Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus will be the best game of the century. Admit it.

Oh yeah.. and fucking Moot changed the boards name

There was also that you can do it Sakurai shit around the same time

Holy shit time passes quickly

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>I'm a fucking dumbass

Learn your fuckin cake decorations before I fucking decorate your asshole with my cock

Try it, slut

Never forget

Have never played or bought a Kojima game before, won't start now.

Funky Fetus, or...Cheetus?

Anyone else ever see this shit, how come it's never mentioned

damn he's old
7 years my senior

because you have to look really hard to see it

>45 years old
>posting on a chinese cartoon website
you could be my dad, user

I saw it the chicken way first, took me a while to notice the logo was a skull in a helmet or space armor thing

I'm sorry, you two.
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you both have autism.

jokes on you those are both me

It's a joke about MGSV moron

>Only 6 candles
I guess the rest are cut content, fucking Kojima.

who knows? not me

HOLY SHIT
Never knew I shared a birthday with Kojimmy. I guess it balances out with sharing a birthday with Johnny Green.
Who here /1995/?

I don't care if it's good or not, the guys happy making games and posting food on twitter. Isn't that everyones dream?

jesus christ, kill yourself

>kojima spent thirty years working on the same franchise
I feel sorta bad for him

Dear talentless hack

You haven't made a good game in 11 years
Have a happy birthday Has Been san
Love Sup Forums

this is the most reddit thing we have ever done, but i love it

neeto

I'm two years younger than you and I'm disgusted with the way you typed that post.
Fuck you.

That is quite a sad-looking Birthday cake.

Just look at it. Does feel like it's a birthday at all.

>& continue my best to work on.

HOW 'BOUT LEARNING SUM FUKKEN AMERICAN YOU FUCKING GOOK?

nah, the congratulations on a good e3 card to nintendo was a reddit tier moment